An Objective Adult Reviews Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

An Objective Adult Reviews Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Have you been hoping for an agenda-free, spoiler laden review of BvS by a middle aged man?
Well, you're welcome.

Review Opinion
By Armpitwebs - Mar 29, 2016 12:03 AM EST
Filed Under: Batman vs. Superman
Source: Armpitwebs

Saw it Friday with my 10 year old and really enjoyed it.
Sure the pacing was awkward at times and so what if the dream sequences/future justice leaguers seemed "shoehorned" in a little! It was a fun, interesting 2.5 hours of well done superhero escapism! With that said, I'll give some bullet point thoughts with a rating out of 100
Characters and acting job...

Superman/Clark: A young man still coming to terms with his extremely unique situation. 87, 93

Batman/Bruce: An older man dealing with consequences and regret while trying to adapt to the new reality (with the coolest batsuits yet) 94, 95

Wonder Woman/Diana: Her relatively small presence left me intrigued about her solo film. When WW was on screen fighting, I had the thought "Female Thor" (not negativity, BTW). 88,91

Lex: AWFUL! Worst part of the movie! Bad characterization, convoluted motivations and a one trick pony of an actor!
Lex Luthor should have a cool, calculating veneer with a sinister core that we're all waiting to erupt!
Jesse Eisenberg and Willie Nelson have the same acting range. They both come on set and play themselves regardless of the character! And I'd rather watch Willie Nelson. Giving this character to this actor was their biggest mistake! .01, .01

Doomsday: I liked how he evolved as the fight went on but, at some point, I wanted to see him as he was in the comics. That didn't happen. My 10 year old thought he was awesome though! 83

Alfed: I liked Alfred as the badass mentor/facilitator for Batman. Irons played him like a man who'd seen a thing or two in his day too. 94, 94

Lois, Perry, Ma Kent, everybody else: blah, blah, blah, who cares, we were there for Super Heroes!

Random notes:

•2 or 3 times characters referred to the fact that the fights were in un populated areas. Seemed like a poke at critics of MoS that I found annoying.

•Lots of fun Easter eggs and comic book moments.

•I wanted to forget the awful mischaracterization of Pa Kent from MoS! Why did they remind me with his unnecessary dream lecture?

•I couldn't tell what was happening in the Aquaman cameo. And is Aquaman supposed to be HOLDING HIS BREATH? Because that's what it looked like.

•I liked the Martha coincidence being the thing that snapped Batman out of murder mode and into empathy mode. He missed his mama.

•Batman's warehouse fight was the coolest Batman movie moment yet!

I'm forgetting some of the other things that annoyed me but that's all for now.

It's a fun movie, we'll probably see it again this weekend!

Bring something up in the comments and I'll try to offer my thoughts.
 

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Lhornbk
Lhornbk - 3/29/2016, 12:19 PM
Actually, I just thought about something with the whole "Aquaman holding his breath" complaint. Maybe he intentionally made it look like he was holding his breath. He had to know that the drone had a camera and that he was being videoed, afterall he was looking straight at the camera. So maybe he was deliberately making it look like he was holding his breath, so that those watching the video wouldn't realize he could breathe underwater. He obviously didn't see the other drone that recorded him swimming away so quickly, since he destroys the first drone but not the second, so maybe he only held his breath until he destroyed the first drone with the trident.
AgentZero
AgentZero - 3/30/2016, 1:28 AM
@Lhornbk - Stop it !!! No need to apologize for such a small mistake
MitchConner
MitchConner - 3/29/2016, 7:29 PM
Cool review bro
Armpitwebs
Armpitwebs - 3/30/2016, 12:36 PM
@MitchConner -
Thanks, first one ever. I could've been more articulate or specific in places. I couldn't sleep so I sort of ready to pass the time.
DudeOfSteel16
DudeOfSteel16 - 3/30/2016, 1:13 PM
Nice review. The pacing did seem off and some scenes just didn't gel together for me. I'm still not sure what to make of this Luthor. He reminded me a lot of The Riddler actually. I have to say though I would rate him above Hackman and Spacey's Luthors. Rosenbaum from Smallville had the best portrayal in my opinion. Affleck could possibly be my favorite Batman ever if he keeps up the good work. That warehouse scene was easily my favorite Batman moment of all time.
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