Forward: I'll admit I'm not that big a fan of Deadpool, i enjoyed the concept but the execution never really clicked with me, but a bunch of my friends were Deadpool fans and i wanted to know if i had talent to write the character and do justice to him whether or not you like a character if you're a writer you want to take a challenge and do justice to what ever project your on whether or not your feelings and/or opinions wave against a character it doesn't matter you do justice to the character and respect the fans!
I hope you all enjoy it, as this is more then likely the only time i would ever write Deadpool, as there are definately better writers then me for the character.
DEADPOOL Mini-Script by Robert Garlen/TheGoddamnSuperman
FADE IN:
INT. CREED’S MANSION - NIGHT -
We see a man well dressed in a nice suit and tie, clean shaven blond, early 30’s healthy physic, this is Graydon Victor Creed the Anti Mutant Activist, son of Victor Creed a.k.a. Sabretooth! He sits comfortable in front of a door,
we hear in the background Moonlight Sonata from Mozart playing, Graydon takes another drink of scotch and holds the automatic tightly in his hands.
GRAYDON: C’mon you crazy bastard!
EXT. CREED’S MANSION - NIGHT -
We see guards staring around the cold winter snow around them. They cock their guns, they think they’re ready, they’re not, not even close to being ready.
CUT-IN: WE SEE AN EYE SCARED AND BURNT, A MASK SURROUNDING
THE FACE. A BLACK AND RED MASK.
DEADPOOL (V.O.): You see me! You see them, they’re holding my target, Graydon Creed, I knew his father. Good asshole, Psycotic like me, But I do
something other Psycotics don’t! I see you there in the theater, watching my movie... waiting for something really kick ass to happen! by the way did you see that girl in that movie, she was awesome!!! They shoulda hired those writers for this, at least it'd be bloody enough... oh well you get what you paid for...
We see the masked figure moves off screen.
DEADPOOL (V.O): Pretty soon you’ll see the money shot!
CUTAWAY: WE SEE THE GUARDS OUT SIDE THE DOOR, THEY TURN EACH BACK TO EACH OTHER.
In pops the masked figure clad in skin tight RED and BLACK assassins garb with covering his boots and gloves in between the two of them flipping out from the woods undetected He pulls out Two Kitannas from his back! SLASH!!! He cuts the guard to his left in half, literally, He turns to the guard his back still turned, he grabs him by the mouth and stabs him straight through the heart!
(2.)
DEADPOOL (V.O): That is me, they call me Deadpool, I’m the second best at Whatever i do. A target of mine and his damn healing factor used it first so I’m
stuck with second best.
Deadpool resheaths his swords.
DEADPOOL (V.O): That furry runt was a real jerk!
He walks right up to the doors. He pushes them open!
PAN: WE MOVE AROUND DEADPOOL TO SHOW TWENTY GUARDS ARMED
PACKED AND LOADED!
DEADPOOL: Hey I was told this was a strip club!
We hear the guns cock.
DEADPOOL: Ok let me get this straight... This is not a Strip Club! So what the
hell is this place?
They raise their guns aiming right at him.
GUARD: Hands on your head freak!
Deadpool raises his hands, He pulls out his Katannas the guards start shooting and Deadpool falls back. The guards start laughing and chuckling, they turn laughing to each other. Deadpool jumps up both Katannas in the air, they
don’t see him yet.
DEADPOOL (YELLS): MORTAL KOMBAT! TECHNO MUSIC!
They all turn wide eyed and begin firing, Deadpool artfully dodges each and every bullet twisting and turning in martial arts wonderment, He drops down and Swings both his swords up cutting two of the guards in half!
SLOW-MOTION:DEADPOOL FLIPS UP IN THE AIR AND LETS OUT AN
"AWE YEAH!"
SLAM!!! He slams down his swords on top of two guards heads! He leaps up in the air pulling the swords out, he tosses one
(3.)
as a boomarang it slices through five guards cutting their heads off! He catches his sword and does a 360% flip slicing up four more guards slicing off the tops of their heads!
He lands and kicks off the back of one of the guards Kicking them in the head we hear his neck snap like a stick! Flipping off the guard he grabs his Automatic rifle and lands.
DEADPOOL (V.O): Yeah Woo! look at that handsome bastard!
Deadpool raises the Auto and fires on the remaining guards except the one! He walks up to him and turns, he goes to sheath his swords we hear a slicing sound!
He let’s go of the swords and they fall to the ground, he turns to see the
last guard falling the ground with a rather large bloody "X" carved deep into his chest!
DEADPOOL: Shit I dropped my swords, Excuse me!
Deadpool bends over to pick the swords up. He twirls the
swords and goes to sheath his swords and drops them again!
DEADPOOL: Son of a bitch!
CUT TO:
INT. CREED’S MANSION - NIGHT -
Creed sits at the monitors watching Deadpool walking through
a pile of dead bodies.
GRAYDON: SHIT!
DEADPOOL: Scared Creed!
Graydon turns over to see Deadpool standing in front of his
doorway, only one sword in hand, the other sheathed.
Graydon turns the gun on Deadpool and fires, before our eyes the
bullet is cut in half! Graydon fires again and again
Deadpool cuts it in half.
DEADPOOL: Go ahead and waste the rest of that, then i’ll kill you... Is that
good with you?
(4.)
Graydon Fires rapid shots Deadpool cuts each bullet in half
not moving from his position. The gun clicks!
DEADPOOL: Now, this is gonna hurt, but at least it’s for my pleasure!
Deadpool Walks over to Graydon. He takes one last drink.
GRAYDON:Let me ask you one question before i die.
DEADPOOL: AHHH MAN! Go ahead!
GRAYDON: Why’d they send you instead of my own father?
Deadpool laughs maniaclly!
DEADPOOL:Cause Creed’s busy doing Commercial for the Federal Wild Life
Foundation!
Deadpool swipes Graydon in the face!
CUT TO BLACK!