The final word on G.I. Joe

First, I presumed it would suck. Then people told me it was good. I made sure it was the last summer movie for me.

Review Opinion
By Godl1ng - Sep 06, 2009 01:09 AM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic

That movie sucked. The only cool part was snake eyes dodging the two cars while on top of the s.u.v....
acting-terrible
action-was mediocre
story-actually wasn't all that bad, just a little too predictable, but then again it is G.I.Joe
dialogue- that movie ear raped me...

I hate that there will be a sequel.

And Cobra's mask was so stupid!!!!!

2.5 out 5, I do not see myself watching that movie again... it is the amazement factor of Max Payne, or Punisher 1... in the end, it was just campy.

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TheBumblingIdiot
TheBumblingIdiot - 9/6/2009, 5:29 AM
i liked it it was like the cartoons pointless action campy diolog and entertaning for h1.17 mins
TheBumblingIdiot
TheBumblingIdiot - 9/6/2009, 5:29 AM
first biatches
Spilox
Spilox - 9/6/2009, 3:48 PM
Max payne was much much worse!
Godl1ng
Godl1ng - 9/6/2009, 3:55 PM
max payn
dumb plot
cheesy dialogue
forgettable action, sounds the same to me
flames809
flames809 - 9/6/2009, 4:26 PM
wow my opinion is that i loved this movie and i dnt [frick]ing care wat ya say i say this movie is way better than district 9
Godl1ng
Godl1ng - 9/6/2009, 9:26 PM
... then your mind is too saturated into explosions, one-liners, and partial nudity to save you. god rest your sole.
flames809
flames809 - 9/6/2009, 9:45 PM
Godl1ng - so u saying that cuz i loved this movie when i went to see d9 no1 in the theater liked it no1 it wasn't even full g.i.Joe was and 1 thing i hate about this site is when ppl have a different opinion another person tell them bad things and god will rest my soul when i die oh and i also love max Payne,spiderman3,superman returns,ff2 and have u played max payne cuz all that stuff he did in the movie he did in the game and this movie was an introduction i cant wait for part 2 to come out and you know wat this movie
Godl1ng
Godl1ng - 9/6/2009, 9:53 PM
hmmm, funny, that's what i love about this website, complete close mindedness. and you never finished your first statement... so you're saying that because i ... that i... and i'm saying that you can't really compare this movie to district nine. this film was a childish summer blockbuster that focused on action rather than story (which i'm fine with, but make the action good at least) as opposed to district 9, which was... good.
flames809
flames809 - 9/6/2009, 9:54 PM
and cobra mask was just a prototype d9 was [frick]ing boring only the end was good were hes in the robot fighting and i say this g.i.joe is up there with watchmen and d9 is down there with catwomen
Godl1ng
Godl1ng - 9/6/2009, 10:04 PM
then you were watching the movie (district 9) in the wrong context, if you watch it to see a robot fighting a spaceship, then your in for an hour of storyline and no action. and cobra's mask sucked period, whether it was a prototype or not, why would anyone put that piece of garbage in a movie. that dancing actor who played duke is a tool, who can't act, and the entire movie was so power ranger esque. and power rangers was only awesome when i was 6, so if you're six, then i see where you're coming from. i'm sure you thought TMNT out did Encounters of the Third Kind as well?
flames809
flames809 - 9/6/2009, 10:08 PM
no i thought tmnt 2007 movie was good and i went to see d9 because ppl said it was good and my cuzzin wanted to see it so we saw it but every1 in the theater said g.i.Joe was way better and all my cuzzin and even i said it sucked every1 was falling to sleep in the beginning
Godl1ng
Godl1ng - 9/6/2009, 10:12 PM
and im sure all the attendees were NRA and hillbilly kissing cousins who like to see things explode. that, or six years old...
flames809
flames809 - 9/6/2009, 10:15 PM
no some were teens a lot were adults we like to see a good movie and d9 wasn't the movie was a wast of time luckly i didnt pay me and my cuzzin got inside with out no1 knowing and yes we were insde the thearter already cuz we went to see g.i.joe
Godl1ng
Godl1ng - 9/6/2009, 10:23 PM
why are you still arguing lol
it is obvious that both of our minds are made up
i disliked gi joe and whether or not a theater full of rednecks and 6 year olds liked it or hated it, i think as a full movie, plot, acting, and then action, it was a lot better than gi joe. if you think otherwise, i don't care, this is my review, make your own :p...
flames809
flames809 - 9/6/2009, 10:28 PM
ok i will make my own review and i know i will get bad comments and a least i have a mind and d9 [frick]ING SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Godl1ng
Godl1ng - 9/6/2009, 10:30 PM
that's a contradiction, you have a mind and like G.I. Joe, just like star burst...
flames809
flames809 - 9/6/2009, 10:40 PM
WELL GOOD 4 U
TheBumblingIdiot
TheBumblingIdiot - 9/7/2009, 3:34 AM
GI JOE was good not great and to me not better then D9
TheBumblingIdiot
TheBumblingIdiot - 9/7/2009, 3:48 AM
Ok guys do i have to put u in seprat corners peploe like what they like we dont have to get defensive I liked both for defferent reasons I thought gi joe was a good action movie and D9 had a good story u feelt bad for the guy and the aliens so please before I kart u both of to Arkham comedown and make up or would you both rather i tie you down and make you watch Batman and Robin over and over
flames809
flames809 - 9/7/2009, 11:23 AM
i would watch robin and batman over and over again i liked the movie when i was 6 years old
TheBumblingIdiot
TheBumblingIdiot - 9/7/2009, 4:06 PM
so you are 20 then nowounder you like batman and robin to each his own
flames809
flames809 - 9/7/2009, 4:51 PM
ozy-y it was deleted?
Godl1ng
Godl1ng - 9/7/2009, 4:57 PM
dark knight @ i'm arguing for the sake of arguing, there's nothing to do at 2-4 in the morning except watch adult swim and be an internet smart ass. i didn't like batman and robin that much, but i really liked the batmans that were directed by Tim Burton... Michael Keaton= best live action batman...
flames809
flames809 - 9/7/2009, 7:17 PM
darkknight-im not 20 im 14 i was 6 when i first saw batman and robin
TheBumblingIdiot
TheBumblingIdiot - 9/8/2009, 2:44 PM
14 so thats why u have a bad tast in movies
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 9/8/2009, 3:12 PM
Your pretty spot on Godling. Its silly to even compare the 2 movies anyway. But flames, the fact that you like only the action part of D9 and loved GI Joe makes it pretty clear that your all about the effects and the explosions in movies. If a good story isn't your thing then there is no way you would like D9
flames809
flames809 - 9/8/2009, 3:26 PM
darkknight- i do have taste in movie u dnt for like a peace of shit d9 is

ror-i like a good story in movie d9 had a good story but it was just boring and the only good parts was the action scene in it

TheBumblingIdiot
TheBumblingIdiot - 9/8/2009, 4:53 PM
there should realy be a age limit on this site some teens dont know shit about tast thanks to them we have to indore The Jonas brothers and Miley cyrus
TheBumblingIdiot
TheBumblingIdiot - 9/8/2009, 4:59 PM
flames809 read ur review and it was as bad as my Smallville season 8 blu ray review so how did you a terd of a kid with no tast get people to read it . ps thanks LEEE777 for reading it you where the only one
flames809
flames809 - 9/8/2009, 5:37 PM
yo dark this is a comic book fan website im a fan of comic book so there shouldn't be a age limit for being a fan of comic book think be4 u write and everyone has there different taste in different things i thought u should of known that since you a grown up
Godl1ng
Godl1ng - 9/8/2009, 7:16 PM
k, i wasn't going to say anything, but grammar?
flames809
flames809 - 9/8/2009, 7:37 PM
godl1 i dnt care about grammar
TheBumblingIdiot
TheBumblingIdiot - 9/8/2009, 11:52 PM
hay flame go back to shoo---- oh what u are ready are ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah kneel before Zod snoochie boochies
TheBumblingIdiot
TheBumblingIdiot - 9/8/2009, 11:55 PM
falme who goes to school on the small bus who goes to school on the small bus you do you do i made a nother funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
TheBumblingIdiot
TheBumblingIdiot - 9/9/2009, 12:05 AM
LEEE LEEE LEEE777 whare r you man i need some back up
Stumblin
Stumblin - 9/9/2009, 11:40 AM
thedarkknight666, grow up.
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