The JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA, mightiest assembly of superheroes in the DC
UNIVERSE, has undergone many changes over the years. In 2001, DC COMICS
decided to revive the classic, “ALL-STAR” version of the LEAGUE for the new
millennium and generated interest with a 6-issue series that culminated with
the first of the new JUSTICE LEAGUE series. Each comic featured a different
first-issue “JUSTICE LEAGUE” in a self-contained story. However, these stories
contained a piece of a larger tale. And so we had JUSTICE LEAGUES:, THE
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMAZONS, THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ATLANTIS, the JUSTICE LEAGUE
OF ARKHAM, The JUSTICE LEAUGE OF ALIENS, and finally, JUSTICE LEAGUE
OF AMERICA #1.
The JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMAZONS begins with an apparent battle between eco-
terrorists and an evil corporation. How evil? Well, they have ties to LEX
LUTHOR and their boardroom table is the stump of an old-growth tree, that
“symbolizes what this company stand for: the earth belongs to man, for his
exploitation.” Yup, E-VILE! Enter some very “super”-women to settle the
matter, “THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMAZONS”.
WONDER WOMAN forms and heads the team, which also includes SUPERGIRL,
HUNTRESS, BIG BARDA, ZATANNA, POWER GIRL, and BLACK ORCHID. “We
have,” the AMAZON PRINCESS declares, “a unique perspective and a
responsibility to use our powers and abilities to protect mother earth and
her children.” This prepares for a somewhat preachy story, which brings our
AMAZONS to the AMAZON in BRAZIL (Where else?), where nefarious and
environmental-despoiling foul evil is afoot.....and all connected, of course,
with the “JUSTICE LEAGUES” series villain.
In fact, while the LEAGUE defeats the lesser villains, the major player manages
to manipulate their actions to serve his own ends, readers have to wait for the
first issue of the revised JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA to see him fed his just
deserts. We also get a good look at DC COMIC'S strong-women. They kick-ass....
and they display quite a bit of IT too! Lol
BLACK ORCHID wears, actually.....ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL, but this suits a
plant-girl (Bless her li'l horticultural-heart!). She's BLACK ORCHID III, with
a purple naked body (And us GUYS are happier than KIM KARDASHIAN in a high-end
shoe store!) The comic even ends with a sun-bathing/beach-basking scene, deep
in the BRAZILLIAN forest. This metahuman version of the SPORTS IULLUSTRATED
SWIMSUIT EDITION lasts only a few panels, before AQUAMAN OF ATLANTIS turns-up
to recruit POWER GIRL for the next chapter in the saga (Damn his sea-soaked
hide! Bring back the beach-basking beauties!). LOL
As a bonus, the JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANARCHY makes an appropriately non-sequitur
appearance. This LEAGUE consists of leader-PLASTIC MAN, HARLEY QUINN, THE
CREEPER, AMBUSH BUG, TRICKSTER and 'MAZING MAN who isn't even supposed to
exist in DC continuity. They wander through a single panel, searching for a
radioactive wetsuit, a bucket of soapy frogs and a dog on roller skates.
(UNSANE!)
So here it is, my FUN-CASTING of THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMAZONS, FULL OF
FRIVOLITY and FINE FEMALE FORMS FOR ALL!
:D :D :D
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMAZONS:
(By the way, I put all theses double pictures of the ladies to emphasize my
choices plus I kinda like to see a lot of their....“ahem”, rather ample
assets! I did 4 of SUPERGIRL 'cause she's pretty well my favorite.....except
for POWER GIRL and her even more “AMPLE” assets-- but if you think about it,
they're kinda one and the same lovely lady. lol)
Is it any “WONDER” I keep coming back to this gorgeous, tall actress? Come-on,
just look at her! She looks EXACTLY like WONDER-LADY! lol
TAYLOR COLE: SURROGATES, THE GREEN HORNET (FILM), SUPERNATURAL,
HEROES, THE EVENT (TV)
WONDER WOMAN (DIANA PRINCE): TAYLOR COLE, 5'8½”
AMBER seems to be the fan-fave for cute yet kick-butt KARA, all around the
WACKY WORLDWIDE WEB! I for one would not mind seeing AMBER HEARD in this
skimpy costume SUPERGIRL'S wearing, here in the JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMAZONS.
AMBER HEARD: ALPHA DOG, PINEAPPLE EXPRESS, ZOMBIELAND, DRIVE ANGRY 3D (FILM),
THE PLAYBOY CLUB (TV)
SUPERGIRL (KARA ZOR-EL): AMBER HEARD, 5'8”
SERINDA SWAN just says bad-ass to me! That's why I think she is best-suited for
the girl who hunts villains down in one of the sexiest skin-tight outfits in
all of comicdom, HUNTRESS. Forget magic, this is the character for SERINDA
SWAN!
SERINDA SWAN: PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING
THIEF, TRON LEGACY (FILM), SMALLVILLE, SUPERNATURAL, BREAKOUT
KINGS (TV)
HUNTRESS (HELENA ROSA BERTINELLI): SERINDA SWAN, 5'7”
It's kinda strange that a girl can look so sexy yet so scary, all at the same
time. JULIA fits the WITCHY-WOMAN in a quite magical way! DON'T YA' THINK?
JULIA VOTH: B-I-T-C-H SLAP (FILM), SUPERNATURAL, CASTLE (TV)
(Sorry about the B-I-T-C-H spelling but this site won't let me type it normally.)
ZATANNA (ZATANNA ZATARA): JULIA VOTH, 5'7”
I used to like GINA CARANO for WONDER WOMAN but now I think she would be
best fitting for the very powerful, fit, lady of SCOTT FREE. I prefer the
red-bikini BARDA-DUDS but maybe that's just me! :D
GINA CARANO: BLOOD AND BONE, HAYWIRE (FILM)
BIG BARDA: GINA CARANO, 5'8”
Yup, CHRISTINA definitely got the POWER GIRL-VIBE goin'! My Oh My-y-y! MAN,
am I a sucker for the COLOSSAL CASABAS! :D
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS: DRIVE (FILM), FIREFLY, LIFE, MAD MEN, BODY OF
PROOF (TV)
POWER GIRL (KARA ZOR-L): CHRISTINA HENDRICKS, 5'7½”
HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH.....BLACK ORCHID III is NEKKID so that means LYNDSY
FONSECA would have to be NEK.....HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH.....
LYNDSY FONSECA: KICK-ASS, HOT TUB TIME MACHINE (FILM), HEROES,
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, NIKITA (TV)
BLACK ORCHID III (SUSAN “SUZY” LINDEN): LYNDSY FONSECA
SUPPORTING CAST:
I got PHILIP WINCHESTER for the SEA-GUY, now.
LOL
PHILIP WINCHESTER: SOLOMON KANE, IN MY SLEEP (FILM), CRUSOE,
ALICE (MINI-SERIES), WAREHOUSE 13, FRINGE, CAMELOT (TV)
AQUAMAN (ARTHUR CURRY): PHILIP WINCHESTER, 6'1”
This really-built actress is tall and queenly, kickin'-ass, takin'
names.....MAKIN' WAVES!
KAREN CLICHE: SAW VI (FILM), MUTANT X, YOUNG BLADES, FLASH GORDON
(TV)
MERA: KAREN CLICHE, 5'9”
LOGAN was excellent on ABC'S V. He'd be excellent as TEMPEST.
LOGAN HUFFMAN: V (TV)
TEMPEST (GARTH/AQUALAD): LOGAN HUFFMAN
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANARCHY:
PLASTIC MAN must have seen my “AMAZONS/ACTRESSES” pictures up there!
LMAO
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE must have been BORN to play this “FLEXIBLE” guy!
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE: WALKING TALL, LORDS OF DOGTOWN, THE DUKES
OF HAZARD, JACKASS: THE MOVIE, JACKASS NUMBER TWO (FILM)
PLASTIC-MAN (PATRICK EDWARD O'BRIEN): JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
I've got 2 lovely actresses to consider for HARLEY QUINN:
KALEY CUOCO has great comic-timing for this SEXY-SHRINK and man, just think of
her in that skin-tight costume! HOLY GUACAMOLE, BATMAN!
KALEY CUOCO: HOP (FILM), GOSSIP GIRL, THE BIG BANG THEORY (TV)
HARLEY QUINN/HARLEQUIN (HARLEEN QUINZEL): KALEY CUOCO
AMANDA SEYFRIED just makes me “SEY” YES.....uh, I mean for this part! HOLY
MOLEY ON A CANNOLI, BATMAN!
AMANDA SEYFRIED: MEAN GIRLS, ALPHA DOG, JENNIFER'S BODY, RED
RIDING HOOD (FILM)
HARLEY QUINN/HARLEQUIN (HARLEEN QUINZEL): AMANDA SEYFRIED
MICHAEL SHEEN would be downright “CREEPY-GOOD” in this role!
MICHAEL SHEEN: UNDERWORLD, UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION, FROST/
NIXON, UNDERWORLD: RISE OF THE LYCANS, TRON LEGACY (FILM)
THE CREEPER (JACK RYDER): MICHAEL SHEEN
Just look at them choppers! ERIC has “A-BUG'S” teeth and his “NON--SENSE”-IBILITY.
ERIC CHRISTIAN OLSEN: DUMB AND DUMBERER: WHEN HARRY MET LLOYD,
FIRED UP, SUNSHINE CLEANING (FILM), 24, TRU CALLING, COMMUNITY, NCIS:
LOS ANGELES (TV)
AMBUSH BUG (IRWIN SCHWAB): ERIC CHRISTIAN OLSON + CGI
Ha-ha-ha-ha.....I don't know exactly why but SIMON just struck me as owning
this role! RIDE THAT TRICYCLE, RIDE, MISTER BAKER!
SIMON BAKER: RED PLANET, THE RING TWO, LAND OF THE DEAD, THE
DEVIL WEARS PRADA, THE KILLER INSIDE ME (FILM), THE GUARDIAN,
SMITH, THE MENTALIST (TV)
TRICKSTER (JAMES JESSE): SIMON BAKER
STEVE'S the ONLY one I can see in THIS part! AGAIN, RIDE THAT TRICYCLE
RIDE, MR. CARELL! lol
STEVE CARELL: BRUCE ALMIGHTY, ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON
BURGANDY, THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE, OVER THE
HEDGE, EVAN ALMIGHTY, HORTON HEARS A WHO, DESPICABLE ME,
CRAZY STUPID LOVE.
'MAZING MAN: STEVE CARELL
VILLIANS:
DAVID ANDERS plays a really good dickwad!
DAVID ANDERS: ALIAS, HEROES, 24, THE VAMPIRE DIARIES (TV)
ADVANCE MAN (MARCH): DAVID ANDERS
DOUG is simply “HEADS” above the rest for this role. For this “HECTOR” they just
gotta make his head REALLY GINOR-R-R-MOUS! lol
DOUG HUTCHISON: A TIMETO KILL, THE GREEN MILE (FILM), THE X-FILES,
LOST, 24 (TV)
HECTOR HAMMOND: DOUG HUTCHISON + CGI (FOR THAT HUGE HONKIN'
HEAD)