As hard to believe as it is, the holiday season is back. I know, isn't that crazy?! That's like once a year now! The 29th of February needs to step up it's game. In this time of cheer and wonder
Woman, I have decide
to cash in on celebrate this magnificent time of year by creating this list. Shall we begin?
THE LIST
1. A Spider-Man House
I am huge fan of Spider-Man and there is a certain novelty in getting a house for said holiday as I have never gotten a house for the holidays before, so what better gift to ask for than this? I am also too lazy to get a job and may have gotten kicked out of every apartment in the history of apartments.
2. A Joker Light Switch
Now I will finally have an excuse for constantly running up the electric bill to millions of dollars. And who knows, maybe one of the apartments will finally let me come back...oh, come on! There are only so many times I can say I'm sorry!!!
3. An Iron Man Chair
I'll need at least one peace of furniture to start me off at my own Spider-Man house, assuming I get it (PLEASE!).
4. Green Lantern Facial Wipes
The
Green Lantern movie gave me acne and I think it's about time Warner Brothers started rectifying their mistakes. I also got the flu after watching
Batman & Robin.
4. Batman Road Sign
For the first time in the history of historical history, I can be entertained while I drive. This is a revolutionary next step in the entertainment industry.
5. The New Batman Burger
Batman is one of the greatest superheroes of all time. Having appeared over the course of many different forms of media over several decades, we have gotten to see the Dark Knight, we have gotten to hear the Dark Knight, we have gotten to read the Dark Knight, and thanks to action figures, we have even gotten to touch the Dark Knight. But never before have we gotten to taste the Dark Knight and you can be damn sure that I'll have to taste it to believe that Batman taste like meat, cheese and egg in between two pieces of bread!
6. Superman Twinkies
I already know what Superman tastes like and he tastes good.
7. Incredible Hulk Water Bottle
If I order the Batman Burger and some Twinkies, I'm going to expect a drink with that!
8. A Pretzel
Dessert.
9. An Avengers Ceiling Fan
When the electricity goes out and there's no TV and I'm to lazy to get out of bed to get something to read, I know my ceiling fan will be there for me...always.
10. X-Men Restroom Sign
Don't ask.
11. A New Profile Picture
I am asking myself politely for a new profile picture...wish granted. I will be changing my profile pic for 2015.
Well, that'll be all for today. I'll be seeing you for the holidays (OK, I probably won't). Until next time, cheers!