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PREVIOUSLY ON #F4nthNgtvZn — The Four's journey into the Zone to rescue the Foundation scientists from the clutches of Annihilus wasn't exactly the unmitigated success they had hoped for, because in the ensuing scuffle, Johnny and Reed were left behind as the rest were being shuttled back to Earth. And because of irreparable damage caused to The Gideon Trust, the mining station fell into The Distortion Area, stranding the two on uncharted terrain and leaving only Sue and Ben to defend Century City, with neither party having any idea of the incoming threat..
Chapter 18 - IN THE CARPATHIAN CITADEL: We're shown the interior of a castle through slow, deliberate camera push-ins, panning past mounds of melted and re-solidified candle wax spilling over the edges of a wooden dining hall table like gothic confectionery. Past the sound of freezing rain pelting a stained glass window at gale force speeds, the omniscient camera scans a stone wall adorned with banners, swords, and coats-of-arms before setting upon a most unsettling image— DOCTOR DOOM's armor sitting menacingly on the Latverian throne, metallic fingers interlocked, a green hood darkening the suit's glowering visage, then someone in black pajamas intrudes into the shot carrying two chalices and sets them on the table. "So you two thought you were on another planet?" Viktor's portable liquor cabinet wheels itself beside him, "That's hysterical. Richards and Storm, in a stroke of genius, crashland in my backyard so disoriented that they literally don't know what planet they're on." The Latverian pours two drinks, still laughing at the expense of his esteemed guests, all while they're shivering under blankets and looking the opposite of amused. "What is this?" "It's fruit brandy." Johnny raises the chalice to his face but he's told by Reed to "Put it down, you're not of age." "Say Vik, what's the drinking age in Latveria?" "We don't have one." "Cheers to that," he swigs it. "You stitch that up yourself?" Running from von Doom's forehead down to his cheek, cutting through the eyebrow, lies the self-sutured contusion caused by the retractable faceplate of his armor being fitted to Reed's proportions rather than his own, the laceration itself was the result of an eyepiece beneath the mask being turned the wrong way. "Yes, and I try not to dwell on it. But thanks for bringing it back to my attention." "Don't mention it." "Precisely." "I mean, no problem." Reed stands, "But we do have problems here, Viktor. It's been three months! You could've told us you survived!" "And then what? Fall back into the arms of that corrupt Foundation? Look at how things turned out. Well, for me at least, I can't speak on your behalf. Presumed dead, back in the mother land, and I've acquired the contents of your building." "Do you have any idea how much money you've stolen? Tell me why The Distortion Area lead us here, and lead you here, and the Building here." Tell me why The Distortion Area lead us here, and lead you here
"Or we can have you EXTRADITED in a matter of hours— what? You didn't think we'd let you play dead and retain the stolen property, did you?" "Extradition on what charges?" "Treason, sedition, espionage?" "Name one crime committed without the Foundation's blessing. That's it, you can't." Johnny snaps, "How about Grand Theft Baxter, you idiot!" "Simmer down there, firefly. The big kids are talking." Reed throws an arm between them, "Johnny's right. We have every reason to suspect you aided Annihilus in the annexation of our building. That's grand larceny, a ten-figure embezzlement scandal, transcontinental property theft— however you'd like us to spin it. Refusing to hand yourself over would not only place a permanent target on your back, but it'd put your beloved Latveria at the center of a very contentious international incident." "Wouldn't be the first." "This guy!" Reed asserts his posture, "Your choice, Viktor. Lay bare the entirety of your schemes, or we lay waste to the motherland." The Eastern European cracks a smile, "Very well. You two believe I conspired with THE ALIEN, against humanity, and you wanna know how that conversation went?" His explanatory dialogue is visually accompanied by FLASHBACKS, an unscarred von Doom interviews Annihilus in the cave's antechamber, "What struck me most about the winged one was the way he spoke about Earth's crystal formations, and the rarity of such a geological manifestations occuring naturally on his homeplanet, ARTHROS. Of his throneworld, he spoke of its demise at the hands of an ANCIENT WEAPON, employed by the bygone forebearers of his race, an invincible spacecraft that could conquer an entire planet without even occupying the same plane of existance. Harvey and Franklin were so intent on stealing the COSMIC CONTROL ROD that they overlooked these recordings. What Annihilus was referring was THE CAVE itself, the abundance of selenite gave the creature all it needed to construct the craft." Reed's interest piques, "And this... weapon, it's the reason Arthros imploded from its core?" "Oh, unquestionably. I commissioned a suit of armor to prevent such a catastrophe from befalling Earth, but my counteractions inadvertently brought the cave straight into the alien's domain. And I was left adrift. For days."
We're flashed back to familiar scene, DOCTOR DOOM vs. ANNIHILUS in the Cave of Crystals, the lightning emanating from Doom's palms surging out of control, lighting up the whole cave, until it ceases to exist in one dimension and a massive stone wedge encompassing the crystals reappears in The Negative Zone. "After the clash I found myself. Drifting in a sea of emptyness. I saw the Distortion Area. My metallic suit was being drawn toward its magnetic pull, approaching it, I used the last of my energy reserves to put the astral phenomenon under my spell. It spat me out in a snowy wasteland, but it was exactly where my heart desired, the mother land, Latveria." We see the armored, cloaked figure climb to its feet.
"You're lying." "How am I lying?" He called it THE M'KRAAN CRYSTAL: would lead, but it would appear that you programed it with a destination. How?" "Asking a magician to reveal his tricks, "I'd take offense at that comment if there weren't much larger fish to fry at the present moment. I've been monitoring your conditions through my surveillance networks, wildfires and rock monsters in Nevada, a pyrokinetic in Manhattan, Harvey Elder lead a fool's errand underground, the streets ruptured, and your precious building disappeared. Did I miss anything? Or was true leadership so sorely lacked in my absence that the media caught wind of each consecutive down to level with the shot, and stipulates to his viewers that here on Nop Yaan, Impossible to say, but what is certain is conducting or communicating certain signals non-human entity, caves can facilitate extraordinary experiences, cosmic knowledge stored into the very walls, Considered sacred, they vibrated in frequency, a magical apparatus, quartz bedrock has a vast ability to store information, our ancestors were aware of. conducting certain signals, strong semiconductive properties, astoudning miracles.underround entities hostile to the human race, terrible creatures, the first inhabitants of planet earth, when the sun became radioactive these people could no longer live on the surface, some left to the skies, others went underground. enter an enlightened state, a trance, a conduit to the universe. tapped into a database. You get the impression from hearing him talk that he's a very intelligent man, he knows how to spin a good yarn, yet the only reason he keeps getting new television deals (he's been rejected by both Discovery and History channels) is because people are having a good laugh History channels) is because people are having a good
EXT. CENTURY CITY, CALIFORNIA - A mild drizzle dampens the concrete skyline of this West Coast metropolitan, rain-hazed traffic lights aren't doing commuters any favors in this gridlocked downtown area. Suddenly a strange, sky phenomenon appears over the city and grabs their attention, but it's not a row of lights or a weird cloud, it has the appearance of an INVISIBLE UFO, shaped like an assymetrical diamond, only made visible by the lack of rain in whatever space this massive object occupies. It's passing between the buildings now, so everyone abandons their vehicular canopies to catch a glimpse of this sky anomaly, an image that even their waterproof camera phones have trouble capturing.
INT. NASA HQ - Susan, Franklin, Alyssa, Wilhelm, and Meribeth are all convened in the Space Center's northwest corner unit, where Alyssa has deployed and assumed control of a new space probe, its camera feed is displayed across a large monitor for all to see. "How is this probe different from any other? Won't we lose contact once it enters a dead zone?" "Well, if I can steer it into the Distortion Area and extract the metadata before the signal goes blank, hopefully we can pinpoint their exact location." Meanwhile Sue is totally despondent, staring sullenly at distant city lights through a corner window apart from the others fixated on the screen, but in this state of despair she alone discerns a strange refraction in the air outside of the compound, she squints, it's getting larger— it's getting closer. We reverse-shot to view THE M'KRAAN's exterior perspective, pushing in, the crystalline object even has a subtle reflection, but through the window we see Susan's face growing ever vigilant— "EVERYONE CLEAR THE ROOM!" The entire corner of the Space Center is torn away in an instant, broken glass shards are thwarted by the heroine's barrier, but the invisible object further encroaches and her shield gives out. THE ANNIHILATION WAVE floods the room to ransack the building's technology, but her father hasn't departed yet, so she climbs to her feet and pushes him towards the exit.
EXT. REC CENTER - INT. ALICIA'S ART GALLERY - Ben stands barefoot beside a self-styled art snob, "What does it mean to you?" "It's a toilet. It's literally an upside down toilet." "Think more deeply on it, does it not evoke some sort of feeling?" "Frustration and confusion, deep in my gut." "Ah I knew this piece would resonate with some part of people." "I keep gettin' told that I don't get it. There's nothing to get. See my girl Alicia over there? She's legally blind, so she has to sculpt everythin' by touch, it took her three years to make that." He gestures towards an incredibly lifelike Minotaur sculpture carrying a massive film reel on its shoulder, the snob sneers at it. "Looks nothing like you." "It's not me, it's a Cinetaur ya trash huckster!" "Not everyone can get by on a hackneyed gimmick, Mr. Grimm. It takes something truly subversive to make it into a museum these days." "Well throwin' a piece of junk inside a frame or behind a sheet a' glass ain't subversive, but making people pay to see it sure freakin' is." Ben's fiancee grabs his attention, "Hey you two! You getting along okay?" "Oh, famously! Niles Crane here was just helpin' me appreciate the finer points of society's downfall." "Can I borrow you for a moment?" They walk out of earshot, "Ten more seconds of hearin' that pompous putz prattle on and I was gonna push his head through a canvas." "That's definitely the vibe I got, they can be a little much." "Yeah, now what was it you wanted to say?" "Two men in greencoats were here to see you?" He spots Colonel Dupree and General Fredricks standing near the entrance, "Wonder what for..." "Officer Grimm you sure are difficult to get ahold of. Major Gary Richards requested your presence at NASA HQ." "Break it to me gently— did they make it back?" "All 37 detainees were returned safely, but only one of your superhuman allies accompanied them. The girl, the invisible girl." Alicia Masters approaches, "What's going on?" "Leesh, I'm gonna haveta am-scray. I'm needed elsewhere." "Ben, you always do this." "I'll be back by sunrise." "You always say that! And what about Enid? You can't leave, you're her guardian!" They glance in her direction, Enid's describing her paintings to some patrons, "She'll be fine! Have her back at the apartment by midnight. And listen, you're better than these clowns. We should move to Manhattan, you're a great artist." He starts to leave but she stops him, "Ben, I want you to meet my father." "Ugh... do I have ta? He sounds like a nightmare." "Oh come on, rip off the band-aid. I promise you won't regret it once it's over." "Alright but after that, we cut the strings." She watches him leave with a group of soldiers and a military vehicle.
Chapter 19: THE M'KRAAN CRYSTAL - Arriving at the USAF base, Ben is finally briefed on the full scope of the situation. "It's The Annihilation Wave, they've struck Century City." "Ah great, guess that makes me the acting commander." He looks over the city's Air Force reserves, "Any chance these men have been trained in air-to-space combat drills?" Dupree scoffs, "I haven't the damndest clue, NASA and USAF haven't gone intersectional yet." "See, this is why we needed spaceplanes. This crap right here." Ben enters the hangar to give a motivational speech, "Alright LISTEN UP! You shitbirds might finally have a story to write home to yer ma about! I gotta whole squadron of F-37's in storage a quarter klick south of here! Now these ain't your boyfriend's warplanes, neither. These jets can fly into NEGATIVE SPACE, where there's NO air, there's NO up or down, and if you crash in space? You can hit the ejector seat, but there's no guaranteeing your parachute's gonna catch any wind out there! Now you might've noticed I've put on a little weight recently, and my fat ass can't squeeze into the seat of an F-37 no more. If any one of you thinks they got the guts to navigate the asteroid belt and smoke out the hive, before they smoke out our city: gear up, and follow the big ugly monster!" Cut to nine airmen rallying the experimental jets, sprinting in unison with the orange, stone giant, all ready to kick some alien ass, and with the way things are going now you're expecting this to play out like The Battle of Yavin in Star Wars: Episode IV, or The Battle of Area-51 in Independence Day. As the pilots are gearing up for an epic space battle, THE M'KRAAN CRYSTAL actually shows up outside of the Storage Hangar, "Ah, sweet Aunt Petunia! FALL BACK!" The crystal ship floods the hangar with A-Wave forces who dismantle every last Reaper's nosecone, then we track one of them carrying a Portal-Projector back through The M'Kraan, flying back into the Negative Zone, and planting the stolen apparati onto the city's TRASHTEROIDS. So then we enter a sequence where these neolithic garbage clumps start falling out of the damn sky, some measuring up to 200 feet in length, plummeting out of thin air and onto the TARMAC, then over the skyline, polluting the streets, defacing buildings, burying cars, and generally just throwing years of pent up space-trash back into humanity's court.
Ben now leads a battalion of infantrymen in digital camouflage through the littered city streets, an ANTI-AIRCRAFT MISSILE SYSTEM's turret tilts back on a military vehicle, and as The M'Kraan's ominous shape encroaches over them, Ben's massive hand signals the men to hold, "Aim everything you got at the big, invisible diamond in the sky, and fire on my command!" The soldiers take knees and take aim with their RPGs, "Ready! Aaaand CLOBBER 'EM!" Flurries of fiery smoke streak behind guided missiles, up towards the diamond-shaped, blurred patch of sky, but Annihilus sees the oncoming missiles on a hexagonal, holographic monitor in front of him, "Filthy mongrels!" With the slightest hand gesture, the alien warlord drags-and-drops his holo-screen to a neighboring space, so that the human army's artillery enters one flat face of The M'Kraan Crystal, then reflects straight back through the neighboring facet, effectively causing all of these antitank/anti-aircraft missiles that they thought would explode inside the ship, to propel back towards the business district's bank buildings, and a few ricochet back at them. We pan across a panarama of soldiers evading their own missiles, Ben's mouth is agape when a bazooka shell strikes him square in his stoney face, he scrapes the blackened munition fragments from his face and ascends to his feet, beholding all the chaos he now feels responsible for, having given the order to fire. "Alright, I'm outta ideas." SUSAN arrives on a floating disc, carefully descending beside him. "Well Ben, you were right about one thing: miracles are in short supply for us, we sure could use one right now." "It's a miracle we even made it this far. That invisible rock is kicking our asses." "It obliterates everything it touches." "And it reflects everything in our arsenal back at us. It's a losing battle. Maybe we're approaching this all wrong." "How so?" "What if it's not a UFO? Someone is steering the ship, but what if they're doin' it from somewheres else?" "You're saying it's not invisible, but sitting in another realm?" "Just a thought. I just took an RPG to the face so my brain might not be workin' too good." "No you're onto something. One of us needs to get inside it. Can you gimme a boost?" "Not a chance am I gonna lose you, Suzie Q. Not a chance. If anything you're throwin' me." "What the hell, it's worth a shot." She extends a hand, he cracks a smile.
INT. VIKTOR'S CASTLE - HASSENSTADT, LATVERIA - "You're gonna teleport us there, right now, or I'm gonna burn this place to the ground." "Reel in your little helldog, Reed." "I'm not his keeper, I can't stop him." Johnny ignites his hand and holds it beneath a long, emerald banner, "Honestly gents, I wasn't going to have you stay here, or kick you out into the cold. You didn't have to give an ultimatum. Frame it as a promise and we can even remain friends." "Torch it, man." "on Earth because they are very cold. Many ice worlds likely have subsurface oceans, warmed by internal heat or tidal forces from another nearby body. struck south Nevada, then the aliens took a bite out of the Big Apple, and then the top of a skyscraper disapp into a black planets are hostile to life forms like those living on Earth because they are very cold. Many ice worlds likely have
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CHAPTER 20 - THE INDUSTRIAL DISTRICT: Impossible to say, but what is certain is conducting or communicating certain signals non-human entity, caves can facilitate extraordinary experiences, cosmic knowledge stored into the very walls, Considered sacred, they vibrated in frequency, a magical apparatus, quartz bedrock has a vast ability to store information, our ancestors were aware of. conducting certain signals, strong semiconductive properties, astoudning miracles.underround entities hostile to the human race, terrible creatures, the first inhabitants of planet earth, when the sun became radioactive these people could no longer live on the surface, some left to the skies, others went underground. enter an enlightened state, a trance, a conduit to the universe. tapped into a database. You get the impression from hearing him talk that he's a very intelligent man, he knows how to spin a good yarn, yet the only reason he keeps getting new television deals (he's been rejected by both Discovery and History channels) is because people are having a good laugh "Admission is the free part, every installation starts the bid at 30 thousand." "30 thous-- criminy, what's the world come to?" "Perhaps it would be best to leave our shallow impluses at the door, big fella. This exhibit maintains subjective standards of merit, the amount of time spent on artwork doesn't determine it's quality." Impossible to say, but what is certain is conducting or communicating certain signals non-human entity, caves can facilitate extraordinary experiences, cosmic knowledge stored into the very walls, Considered sacred, they vibrated in frequency, a magical apparatus, quartz bedrock has a vast ability to store information, our ancestors were aware of. conducting certain signals, strong semiconductive properties, astoudning miracles.underround entities hostile to the human race, terrible creatures, the first inhabitants of planet earth, when the sun became radioactive these people could no longer live on the surface, some left to the skies, others went underground. enter an enlightened state, a trance, a conduit to the universe. tapped into a database. You get the
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CHAPTER 21 - HOLDS THE TREASURE WE SEEK - They've entered the crystal ship, we pan horizontally past broken selenite pillars, to say, but what is certain is conducting or communicating certain signals non-human entity, caves can facilitate extraordinary experiences, cosmic knowledge stored into the very walls, Considered sacred, they vibrated in frequency, a magical apparatus, quartz bedrock has a vast ability to store information, our ancestors were aware of. conducting certain signals, strong semiconductive properties, astoudning miracles. underround entities hostile to the human race, terrible creatures, the first inhabitants of planet earth, when the sun became radioactive these people could no longer live on the surface, some left to the skies, others went underground. enter an enlightened state, a trance, a conduit to the universe. tapped into a database. You get the impression from hearing him talk that he's a very intelligent man, he knows how to spin a good Impossible to say, but what is certain is conducting or communicating certain signals non-human entity, caves can facilitate extraordinary experiences, cosmic knowledge stored into the very walls, Considered sacred, they vibrated in frequency, a magical apparatus, quartz bedrock has a vast ability to store information, our ancestors were aware of. conducting certain signals, strong semiconductive properties, astoudning miracles. underround entities hostile to the human race, terrible creatures, the first inhabitants of planet earth, when the sun became radioactive these people could no longer live on the surface, some left to the skies, others went underground. enter an enlightened state these people could no longer live on the surface, some left to the skies, others went underground. enter an enlightened state
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"Has this great art not stirred your soul?" "Well it's in a museum so it must be important, right?" "Artists have been trying too hard. Art isn't supposed to mean anything, it's supposed to confuse you and make you feel stupid." "Two bracelets sitting on a counter, filmed in VHS? It sold for 2 million dollars. an empty room with a lights switching on and off, a blue canvass with a white line down the middle, "This masterpiece, Conceptual art, a circle jerk of pretentious twats trying to make themselves look sophisticated by ascribing meaning who doesn't get it, there's nothing to get. Embraced by the art establishment, Alicia is "Has this great art not stirred your soul?" "Well it's in a museum so it must be important, right?" "Artists have been trying too hard. Art isn't supposed to mean anything, it's supposed to confuse you and make you feel stupid.""Two bracelets sitting on a counter, filmed in VHS? It sold for 2 million dollars. an empty room with a lights switching on and off, a blue canvass with a white line down the middle, "This masterpiece, Conceptual art, a circle jerk of pretentious twats trying to make themselves look sophisticated by ascribing meaning to something that's Elitism, artistic merit of a bunch of squiggly lines, they can sneer at the unitiated, and justify their own intellecutal superiority. Pompous. Aesthetic relativism, sneering at the general public who doesn't get it, there's nothing to get. Embraced by the art establishment, Alicia is merit of a bunch of squiggly lines, they can sneer at the unitiated, and justify their own intellecutal
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Chapter 23 - EPIMETHEUS - Impossible to say, but what is certain is conducting or communicating certain signals non-human entity, caves can facilitate extraordinary underround entities hostile to the human race, terrible creatures, human entity, caves can facilitate extraordinary experiences, cosmic knowledge stored into the very walls, Considered sacred, they vibrated in frequency, a magical apparatus, quartz bedrock has a vast ability to store information, our ancestors were aware of. conducting certain the first inhabitants of planet earth, when the sun became radioactive these people could no longer live on the surface, some left to the skies, others went underground. enter an enlightened state, a trance, a conduit to the universe Impossible to say, but what is certain is conducting or communicating conducting certain the first inhabitants of planet earth, when the sun became radioactive these people could no longer live on the surface, some left to the skies, others went the first inhabitants of planet earth, when the sun became radioactive these people could no longer live on the surface, some left to the skies, others went Impossible to say, but what is certain is conducting or communicating certain signals non-human entity, caves can facilitate extraordinary underround entities hostile to the human race, terrible creatures, human entity, caves can facilitate extraordinary experiences, cosmic knowledge stored into the very walls, Considered sacred, they vibrated in frequency, a magical apparatus, quartz bedrock has a vast ability to store information, our ancestors were aware of. conducting certain the first inhabitants of planet earth, when the sun became radioactive these people could no longer live on the surface, some left
Impossible to say, but what is certain is conducting or communicating certain signals non-human entity, caves can facilitate extraordinary experiences, cosmic knowledge stored into the very walls, Considered sacred, they vibrated in frequency, a magical apparatus, quartz bedrock has a vast ability to store information, our ancestors were aware of. conducting certain signals, strong semiconductive properties, astoudning miracles.underround entities hostile to the human race, terrible creatures, the first inhabitants of planet earth, when the sun became radioactive these people could no longer live on the surface, some left to the skies, others went underground. enter an enlightened state, a trance, a conduit to the universe or what the media dubs 'MONSTER ISLAND' might contain the first recorded entrance to the fabled Subterannea, a massive cave network large enough to hold entire cities. Accidentally found miners excavated drilled through a cave wall, stunning discovery, a glittering cavern full of giant crystals, over half a million years old. a very unique sight, some equal in girth to an American sports car, accidentally found, astounded at giant gypsum crystals, one is remined of Superman's fortress. unannounced one day at his parents' house, probably to ask a favor, when they haven't seen him in months, and he was on the news! In fact he's been on the news Roswell event' struck south Nevada, then the aliens took a bite out of the Big Apple, and then the top of a skyscraper holo-deck on the coffee table with out of the Big Apple, and then the top of a skyscraper holo-deck on the coffee table with
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