With its tongue firmly planted to its cheek, the story muses, "In the end, there is no point in a superhero trying not to look silly. Not caring about looking silly is the superhero's essential challenge. They must look distinct from the herd; their mighty powers have to co-exist with an exquisite, unselfconscious dandyism. Let's hope that Wonder Woman will, in future adventures, accessorise her new outfit with some bizarre touches. There's no reason not to go back to the red boots - maybe with some 6in heels."
Here's their humorous take on the costumes: