ACCESS Rates The Losers
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Very Bad
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Bad
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OK
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Good
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Great
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as a ComicBookMovie
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5
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Faithfulness to the "comics"
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a) character design
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Noooh! Those basterds what have they done to you?!
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Barely resembles the comic character
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Some changes here and there but is still recognizable
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Character look is altered for the movie but the design works
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Perfect translation from Comics to Movie
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4
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b) character personality
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"Get out I don't know who you are!"
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"Hmmm... I recognize you somewhere?"
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"Oh! Hi… hello there."
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"You look different but it fits you."
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"NOW that's You!"
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5
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c) relation to comicbook storyline
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No relation to any comicbook storyline
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Generic comic-fare that could fit with any other character
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Some hint of inspiration from the comics
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Original story that is custom fit for the comic character
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Excellent adaptation / great story inspired by a comic storyline
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5
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as a MOVIE
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Picture In General
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Vomit Inducing
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Meh!
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Just Ok
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It was Goooood
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Uber Great!
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*
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4
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Directing
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lousy and clunky screenshots
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noticeable amateur shots
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Still a watchable movie
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Good scene compositions
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Innovative and memorable scenes
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*
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4
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Acting
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Skill Non-existent
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Amateur
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So-so
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Inhabits the Character
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Is the Character!
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4
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Story
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Nauseating and Repulsive
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Zzzzzzz… wha… what was that?
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That was nice… Oh! Wait you lost me.
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It's good
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Whoa! Mindblowing!
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4
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Movie Editting
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A monkey could have done better
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A monkey has done it
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Nice but there's still some monkeying around
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A monkey has nothing on you
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Flawless
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*
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4
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Cinematography
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Worse than Crap
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Crap
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Passable
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Alright
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Awesome
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4
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Visual FX
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I'll gorge my eyes out now
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I'm squinting
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Doesn't make me dizzy
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Good to look at
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Amazing to look at
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*
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3
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Costume Design
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I don't want to see it at all PERIOD
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You won't see it near me
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Hmmmm.
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Love to have one
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Really got to have one
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4
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Sound Editting
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After that, I wish I was deaf!
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The monkey is doing it again.
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I didn't really mind it.
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Nicely done
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Kudos! Bravo!
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3
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Score
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No way that's music!
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"Amateurs clanging in the basement"
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Highschool Musical Presentation?
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Now that's good music
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Angelic Chorus
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4
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Good Movie
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38
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/50
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Good CBM
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52
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Recommendation:
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Definitely a must see in theaters.
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In a nutshell the movie seems like a good budget remake of an 80's action tv series but loads of fun. I do enjoy
this kind of band of brothers flicks with each of the guys in the group specializing at some things that makes the
whole group badass. The formula works and it works well in this movie too. Sylvain White seems like he has a
good handle in composing a scene and handling his actors. I love the comicbook touches it's great to have it
acknowledge its origins.
The actor looks like they are enjoying their characters. Especially love Chris Evans Jensen character, he really
does bring the funny. I think it would be hilarious seeing him as Cap opposite Downey's Iron Man. Jeffrey Dean
Morgan's great as the leader of this band of brigands. Idris Elba is amazing its kinda tough to accept what
happened to his character later on the film. About "Cougar" - I think its a rule that snipers should always be the
coolest guy on a team. "Pooch" has a good story arc. Then we have Zoe Saldana's character... we all know she
could act and she really is so good to look at. All of these guys did bring something to their characters, and its fun
to see their rapport with each other. Jason Patrick's "Max" was a bit too over the top old James Bondish type
villain.
The Visual FX does look a bit off at times, but for me I could really just let it pass. I enjoy the movie and accept its
flaws. It won't win any awards but it will give you a relaxing and enjoyable time watching it in theaters.
-ACCESS out. Godspeed and MABUHAY!