Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice. You might have liked it. You might have loved it. You might have hated it. You might have written a 10,000 word thesis on whether people should or shouldn't like it. Whatever the case may be, BvS divided people more than a Marvel Versus DC thread. But hey, at least one thing is certain - the merchandise was pretty freaking sweet!
So what is the meaning of life? We've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: People aren't wearing enough hats. Two: Matter is energy. In the universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio. They only come about through these fantastic New Era hats!
Ah, good old butchered Monty Python quotes. Available in both fitted, flatbilled, and curved sizes, these great Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice hats will have you yelling MARTHA at people in no time!
Produced by world class manufacturer New Era, these BvS hats are widely loved and greatly appreciated by the public as a whole. Flash hats? Batman Hats? Superman Hats? Wonder Woman hats? Aquaman hats? We got em! You won't need to worry about being called up to a Grand Jury or being fed Jolly Ranchers by Eisenlex while rocking these great hats. If anything, we should wear these Batman V Superman hats in memory of Jimmy Olsen. He used to be a reporter but then Zack Snyder got a hold of him and turned him into a CIA agent that has the shelf-life of a Red Shirt!