UPDATED EDITORIAL: BATMAN V SUPERMAN doomed to fail because of spelling errors!

UPDATED EDITORIAL:  BATMAN V SUPERMAN doomed to fail because of spelling errors!

The bears of the DC movie market have a stunning prediction for the future of the DCCU.

Editorial Opinion
By lastCzarnian - Jul 15, 2014 09:07 AM EST
Filed Under: Batman vs. Superman
Source: BATMAN v SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE - Official Movie Site

Bearish fellows for the new DCCU movie 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice' are predicting a flop based on spelling errors in the keywords of the movies website.


"You can't have a successful movie with spelling errors in the keywords, its just not possible!"  Quote from some guy I just made up.

"DOOM AND GLOOM!!  CHICKEN LITTLE!!! CHEESECAKE!!"  Quote from another person I just made up.

"I don't even know how to look at the code of a website...."  Quote from someone else....once again, totally made up.

As for the web designer who made the mistakes, I apologize now if you get in trouble for these, based on my article.

UPDATE:  In case you were all wondering, and I know you're not, they fixed the spelling errors. (So did I)
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MsDarkPhoenix
MsDarkPhoenix - 7/15/2014, 9:47 AM
Okay...

Pasto
Pasto - 7/15/2014, 9:55 AM
Lol, "Personal best!"

You did it again you bastard, take my thumb.
Abary
Abary - 7/15/2014, 9:58 AM
I now understand how the Box Office works. Thank you.
Mrcool210
Mrcool210 - 7/15/2014, 10:03 AM


lastCzarnian
lastCzarnian - 7/15/2014, 10:05 AM
@TheAbaryMan369
It was the 'cheesecake' part that clued you in to the dark secrets of the Box Office wasn't it? LOL
yossarian
yossarian - 7/15/2014, 11:10 AM
I shaved my nuts last night.
cipher
cipher - 7/15/2014, 11:23 AM
I hear ya, dude...

It's like.. she's my life and all.. but I don't know what to say sometimes, y'know? Of course I think about future. It's better than looking back at the past and letting the memories drain your soul, but that doesn't mean "I do" is the next logical step.

Sidenote: I don't see what the problem is with the chair I picked for the room. I like that chair.
cipher
cipher - 7/15/2014, 11:24 AM
......wait, what?
cipher
cipher - 7/15/2014, 11:24 AM
cipher- Shut up, asshole.
yossarian
yossarian - 7/15/2014, 11:26 AM
The chair you picked is bad because you didn't consult her. Even if you are going to do your own thing, just ask her and then reply with:
cipher
cipher - 7/15/2014, 11:32 AM
Ahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.
yossarian
yossarian - 7/15/2014, 11:40 AM
Yeah...women...

They don't like you to make a unilateral decision. They want to be involved. They think you are a democracy. It's complete bullshit because if you just buy your chair and say, "I thought it would be cool because you picked the colors we painted, the dishes, the dining room table, the sheets, my toothbrush and I don't even get regular cottage cheese anymore because you pick fat free shit. So I made a decision. It's a chair. I think we can move on with our lives." See, you will get bitched at and sex will be withheld.

However, if you ask her for her opinion, and then tell her you are going a different way, then you are an asshole but you are a transparent asshole. She can't be mad about that.
yossarian
yossarian - 7/15/2014, 11:48 AM
shabat
shabat - 7/15/2014, 11:54 AM
So was the chair you picked out due in part to your recently shaved nuts? This is important as that shit starts to grow back and gets uncomfortable. You want a chair that can handle that kind of duty.

Also, women want you to think ahead to the future and that all encompassing 'I do'...but what they don't realize is, all that time spent on picking out that chair, will be ruined the moment kids come along. Then you have to buy another chair and the cycle continues...
shabat
shabat - 7/15/2014, 11:55 AM
Play Video
WYLEEJAY
WYLEEJAY - 7/15/2014, 11:59 AM
You had my curiosity, then at shaved nuts, you got my attention...
WYLEEJAY
WYLEEJAY - 7/15/2014, 12:04 PM
@Doopie. Ummm.......your face?
MsDarkPhoenix
MsDarkPhoenix - 7/15/2014, 12:09 PM
Well tbh guys, you men have awful taste... I usually don't give a [frick] about such things, but when I see the desk my stepdad bought and that stupid little table that I don't even know what it is for, well, I think it's better to let us deal with these things and you go watch football or something. Thank you in advance future boyfriend!!
yossarian
yossarian - 7/15/2014, 12:20 PM
No Phoenix. We have awesome taste. I have all kinds of ridiculous shit.
MsDarkPhoenix
MsDarkPhoenix - 7/15/2014, 12:22 PM
I can imagine yoss...
cipher
cipher - 7/15/2014, 12:22 PM
Yeah. That's right, yoss.

Our taste is impeccable.
cipher
cipher - 7/15/2014, 12:23 PM
Ha, true, shabat. I still don't see the problem with the chair.
MsDarkPhoenix
MsDarkPhoenix - 7/15/2014, 12:28 PM
You know that women win in the end so why do you even bother?? :P

And the chair is probably stupid, like my stepdad's table, sorry ciph!!!
yossarian
yossarian - 7/15/2014, 12:34 PM
I tried doing this in our bedroom:


She said no. I think it's clear women have no taste.
MercwithMouth
MercwithMouth - 7/15/2014, 12:38 PM
Wait...wait...

Your women let you buy stuff??? Shit, I haven't seen one of my paychecks in 6 months...
MercwithMouth
MercwithMouth - 7/15/2014, 12:40 PM
@yossarian

Al Borland salutes you.

MsDarkPhoenix
MsDarkPhoenix - 7/15/2014, 12:40 PM
@yoss Well I actually kinda like that! Maybe without the plaid walls and these pictures... And the trumpet isn't very nice either... And that carpet is kinda too much and too many pillows!!


Yeah we are annoying.... Oops :P
yossarian
yossarian - 7/15/2014, 12:42 PM
I do have this painting in our dining room though.
yossarian
yossarian - 7/15/2014, 12:43 PM
@Merc - It's a plaid, plaid, plaid, plaid world.
MercwithMouth
MercwithMouth - 7/15/2014, 12:45 PM
@yoss

That's my kind of world...

MsDarkPhoenix
MsDarkPhoenix - 7/15/2014, 12:46 PM
If that painting was in my house, I would have burned it.

And if the guy got mad at me because of this, I'd burn him too :) I'm so nice, right??
MsDarkPhoenix
MsDarkPhoenix - 7/15/2014, 12:47 PM
The school girl outfit is one of the sexiest things ever...

Phoenix' dirty imagination :P
cipher
cipher - 7/15/2014, 12:47 PM
You're not annoying, luv.

I still love my girlfriend to death even if she does think everything I pick is a blight upon the sighted world.

cipher
cipher - 7/15/2014, 12:48 PM
Ha, dirty talk. I like where this is going.
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