Captan Amanika: Civil Scuffle

Captan Amanika: Civil Scuffle

The story of one man and his Bucky

By Mongloid - Jan 07, 2016 02:01 PM EST

Captan Amanika: Civil Scuffle

"They tried to take my Bucky, now they must all pay" said Steve to Sam. Sam replied back, "Steve, you're getting us all into a big mess". Steve looked at Sam in a disappointing manner. Steve decided to walk to Burger King cause he started to get hungry and he wanted to purchase a Whopper cause it was Whopper Wednesday so that's just what he did, and by what he did i mean he walked right on over to the local Burger King, opened the door, walked into it, ordered his Whopper, paid for it and then waited for it. Once it was ready he opened it up, took  a bite and enjoyed it immensely, once he was finished eating his delicious Whopper he walked back home when all of a sudden Iron Man appeared out of nowhere and shot him with his repulsor beam. This made Steve very sad because he left his shield at home because nobody expects to get assaulted at Burger King. But what do you know, that is precisely the event that occured on that day, it was an event that will do down in history as one of the greatest of our time. Anywho, Tony left pretty much immediately so that whole situation didn't really last that long but it didn't really matter anyway. Besides, Sam came out right away and helped Steve out with some stuff and whatnot, y'know. But yeah, they walked back into the house, sat down on the couch, turned on Golden Girls, and ate some cold pizza while watching said episode of Golden Girls. 
 
Meanwhile, at Avengers tower Tony Stark scratched his scrotum and proceeded to sniff his fingers after he finished scratching. He then proceeded to walk towards the kitchen and opened the door to the refrigerator that happened to be located in the kitchen that he happened to walk into for the sole purpose of opening the door to the fridge that happened to be located in the kitchen that Tony happened to be in at that particular moment in time. Tony looked in the fridge, reached for a beer, grabbed a beer, opened the beer, took a sip of the beer and then walked into the living room, scratched his balls and grabbed the remote, turned on the television and then started to watch his favorite television program Mike & Molly.

 
The End

 
 
 
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vitamix
vitamix - 1/7/2016, 4:05 PM
Bullseye.

DavidGray
DavidGray - 1/7/2016, 5:02 PM
Wtf.
Robby
Robby - 1/7/2016, 5:37 PM
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