Everything Wrong With The CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR Trailer

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Cinema Sins is anti-film criticism. Never found them funny.

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@MOSucksAss

Niklander, is that you?

Yeah, it's funny that the same people who own Marvel, now own Star Wars, because they really are trying hard to do Jedi Mind Tricks on us.

That Tony vs Cap and Bucky fight was absolutely ludicrous. It looked cartoony. Plus, let's run down Tony's fight resume:

Iron Monger (First IM film)
Whiplash (IM2)
Fake Mandarin (IM3)
Thor (Avengers1)
Hulk (Avengers2)

And all of these are wins.

Meanwhile, who has Cap fought?

A buncha unnamed soldiers, using parkour-style drop kicks and skater moves
Winter Soldier

The second one was basically a draw.

And who has Winter Soldier fought?

Cap (and barely held his own)


So why on earth would I be made to believe that both these guys, who barely beat each other, and nobody else of consequence, is supposed to beat Iron Man? Even if Tony isn't a skilled fighter, there's no reason whatsoever that he should be on his knees getting pummeled.

Not to mention, you got time to pass the shield back and forth? For what? This shit looks like the way I'd imagine Bert and Ernie tag-teaming to fight Big Bird. It's just [frick]ing stupid.

It's just as dumb as when Thor hit Cap with the hammer in Avengers1, and nothing happened, or when Thor hit IM with lightning, and nothing happened there either. These characters are about as effective as a sack of wet noodles.


The whole notion that Cap is trying so hard to save Bucky is ridiculous. There's been nothing whatsoever in any of these movies, to show why they are such "good friends". It's just as artificial as Tony claiming that he and Cap were friends. Besides, we see what Tony does to his "friends".... He endangers them. Ref: Happy and Pepper as perfect examples; he invited terrorists to his house, which got both of them nearly killed. His friend Rhodey, Tony wouldn't even give him a suit to fight with in IM3, when he clearly had several dozen flying around getting blown up.

I mean seriously: am I the only one who sees how utterly retarded this stuff is? How does this shit pass as great storytelling????

And I'm glad that you linked those 2 pics of BP. They look nothing alike. The face mask of the trailer isn't even the same as the one from the promo. Neither is the gauntlets. I don't know who this Black Power Ranger is, but it damn sure ain't Black Panther.

And why is ThunderBolt Ross even in this?? The guy who almost got his own daughter killed, and almost caused an international incident in Brazil, chasing a monster that he himself created? Him and Tony should be sharing a jail cell right now, but instead, he's become a political lobbyist. WTF'nF?

For me, the best Marvel films have been the First 2 Blade films, and the last 2 Spidey films. None of this nonsense comes remotely close to that.