Hooray for Memorial Day! A big thank you to all of those who have served. Actually, not to be confused with Veterans' Day, Memorial Day was actually founded after the American Civil War in order to decorate the graves of the fallen. That makes sense considering the causalities of that war were almost 600,000. There's your history lesson for the day...and the reason why most of us have us on Monday so there's your answer if anybody asks in a drunken stupor. That is to be expected, no?
Of course I'm not here to teach you guys, I'm here to let you know about SuperheroStuff's Memorial Day Sale! You knew that was coming, right? Everybody has off and business celebrate with sales. Why? I'm not entirely sure...I think we all got together and decided that at our Reptillian Conference on the Moon. We decided that we shall all have a sale on Memorial Day and temporarily cease our transmissions from Black Knight Satellite. Any-who, we're throwing a 15% discount at you at this week and if you spend over 60 bucks, you get free shipping as well!
So with code MEMORIAL15 you can lower everything on the website by an impressive 15%. That sort of thing adds up when you look at our staggering array of t-shirts, hoodies, glasses, mugs, pint glasses, New Era hats, beanies, robes, jackets, lunchboxes, POP Funs, swimsuits, underwear, lingerie, tank tops, watches, cut-outs, wallets, and whatever else we can get our claws into. If you really go buckwild, you'll be able to utilize code MEMORIAL60 and get free domestic shipping. You really should just go and check out SuperheroStuff so we don't need to initiate those chem trail programs.