Just thought I would drop a little Christmas love to our favorite CBM Troll...
You're a mean one, Mr.
GRIF
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a
GALACTUS,
You're as charming as a
Abner Krill.
Mr. GRIF.
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You're a bad
Batman movie
With a total lack of appeal.
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You're a monster, Mr.
GRIF.
Your heart's an empty article.
Your brain is full of bad reviews,
You've got malice in your soul.
Mr. GRIF.
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I wouldn't touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot
Mjölnir
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You're a vile one, Mr.
GRIF.
Evil thoughts you always spew
You have all the tender sweetness
of a Green Lantern Review
Mr. GRIF.
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Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take Batman and Robin
2!
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You're a foul one, Mr.
GRIF.
You're a nasty, wasty villain.
Your heart is full of old jock straps
Your soul is full of Killin’.
Mr. GRIF.
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The three words that best describe you,are,
and I quote: "Troll, Troll, Troll"
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You're a Troll, Mr.
GRIF.
You're the king of sinful plots.
Your heart's a dead thread
with moldy purple spots,
Mr. GRIF.
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Your soul is an appalling dung heap
overflowing with the most disgraceful assortmentof deplorable rubbish imaginable,
mangled up
into unwanted thoughts.
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You nauseate me, Mr.
GRIF.
Why can’t you be more like
ROR
You're a crooked CBM member
And you’re a crooked attention whore
Mr. GRIF.
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You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich...
...with Bulls%$# sauce!
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Here's to hoping that by next Christmas Grif's heart might grow 3 sizes!
Just kidding GRIF, somebody has to play Devil's Advocate around here.
Merry Christmas CBM.com!
Till next time, Woodinator!