Hello CBMers!!!
This is just a silly idea I had and well...I suppose, I thought I'd share it. Perhaps get a little chuckle.
OFFICES OF CBMZ
MARTY: "My name is Marty Stein, and I started the CBMZ to show the world at large every side of their favorite comic book movie heroes. We don't shy away from anything, me and my team, we've got an army of paparazzo all around the universes gathering the inside info for us. So what do we got today? Christy?
CHRISTY: "Alright, we got Batman coming out of a Goodwill in Gotham City. Apparently he was fast and loose with Wall Street, something about a masked man and stolen set of fingerprints. But check out this exchange with our camera man."
*Batman departs a Goodwill holding two bags, the camera man follows Batman as he walks to his car, head down. All the while being assaulted with a barrage of questions*
CAMERAMAN: "Bats! Bats! Are you poor now? Bats! Does Iron Man have more money than you? C'mon, Bats! Do you still keep in touch with Joel? What's with the junky bags, did you decide to work with Darren Arronofsky? Bats! Any plans for Mother's Day?
*Batman drops the bags and turns to the cameraman and delivers a fierce right hook, making the camera's image go static*
MARTY: "That's a touchy subject for Batman. Good job. What else do we have? Matt?
MATT: "Ok, I got this exchange as our camera man caught up with Cyclops at the airport."
*Cyclops is walking into the airport as the cameraman approaches*
CAMERAMAN: "Cyke! Where you headed? Taking a trip?"
CYCLOPS: "Uhh...yea, I'm taking a little vacation. Going to Australia."
CAMERAMAN: "Lots of spiders over there. Are you afraid of spiders?"
CYCLOPS: "Uh...I guess. Sure. The spiders in Australia might keep me awake at night."
CAMERAMAN: "You know what scares me? Keeps me up at night in fear....Bryan Singer."
*Cyclops nods slightly and gives a slight wave as he enters into the airport's security area*
MARTY: "Burn. Ok what else is there? Marc, you got anything?"
MARC: "Got Spiderman leaving the Daily Bugle. Check it out."
*Spiderman exits the large revolving doors of the Daily Bugle as the cameraman approaches him*
CAMERAMAN: "Spidey!! Spidey! Love the new suit! What's going on? What happened in there? Are you watching Agents of Shield?"
SPIDERMAN: "You know if I were you, I'd look into getting a life.*
*Spiderman than jumps high into the air and swings between the buildings of the avenue*
CAMERAMAN: "Jeez, what a jerk! He's so lucky there isn't any eels nearby. Yeah, get me super electric powers and just....just....wanna kill him! Slight me a little bit...down you go."
MARTY: "Ok....Jon? You got anything?"
JON: "Right. We got a police report out of Los Angeles about Iron Man's arrest. Apparently he was taken in for beating up a bunch of bums claiming that they were the 'Evil Mastermind Mandarin'. Whatever. When the cops got to him, it was obvious he was massively wasted...just trashed. He was put into the cop car screaming, 'PEPPER! PEPPER!' So the cops sprayed him."
MARTY: "Great job everyone!! Good work! Tune in for the next installment of CBMZ!"
Thanks you so much to all who read this....hopefully you got a chuckle.