Hello CBMers!!!
Basic premise, after the big victory a few of our favorite superheroes gather for some drinks and a little discussion. Allowing commentary on comic book movie things and whatnot. Ok, so gathered here today we have: Atom, Zatanna, Hawkman, Black Lightning, and special guest: Wonder Woman! The second shift crew.
ATOM
Not for nothing, but I am curious. What was the institution to give that man a doctorate. What was the ceremony like, "Now, I'd liked to introduce Dr. Samuel Psycho!" Anyway, big thanks to Wonder Woman for the help this week.
WONDER WOMAN
Yes, Atom, and lest not we forget Dr. Psycho's accomplice this time, global scoundrel Bane. Which also brings me to the reason I stopped by, we're going to have you guys transfer these two dastardly cretins to the Supermax prison for super villains.
BLACK LIGHTNING
Hey Atom, what the hell does"not for nothing" even mean?
ATOM
It's just an expression. I like it, I think it was conceived with me in mind.
HAWKMAN
Sheesh, now I know why no one invites you to anything. Emo Atom, makes me shudder.
BLACK LIGHTNING
At least he doesn't tell us he parties with bugs or something. How ridiculous would that be, a damn superhero that converses with ants or something.
ATOM
Ha, yeah. How crazy would that be? (Atom pulls out his cell phone and opens his Facebook app. On it, displays of selfie pictures taken of Atom and some ants with the caption "How cool is this?" Atom quickly deletes the pictures.)
ZATANNA
Diana, I thought I remember Green Arrow telling me about the Supermax being destroyed. Some kind of massive breakout.
WONDER WOMAN
So you're the one. I didn't think anyone even knew of or remembered that. The warden over there, he kind of built himself into a corner initially with the Supermax. Regardless, it has been rebuilt.
HAWKMAN
Diana, did you hear about how Zee was, all hitting on a thirteen year old boy up here? Somewhere out there, I just know it, Pedo Bear is smiling.
ZATANNA
Very funny Hawkman. In my defense, I had no idea that Shazam was in fact a thirteen year old boy imbued with an ancient magic, so as to appear as he does.
WONDER WOMAN
What does this mean?
ZATANNA
Oh, just that Shazam, he's actually a very young teenager.
WONDER WOMAN
Yes, how odd...(Wonder Woman begins to blush)
HAWKMAN
I'm sure Diana could care less. She is dating Superman nowadays, after all.
BLACK LIGHTNING
Man, Kryptonians are weird. I heard they had kids in some odd, unnatural test tube way. No old fashioned baby making, is it any wonder why their planet blew up? Maybe Zod wouldn't have been so angry.
HAWKMAN
And Faora wouldn't have been so angry if only Zod could've just found it. (Hawkman mockingly shouts, "I WILL FIND IT!!")
ZATANNA
Well Superman did grow up on a farm in Kansas. So I'm fairly sure, he figured some things out. How is the old boy scout?
WONDER WOMAN
Superman is quite well. He is very happy that his home city of Metropolis is building a huge statue for him. It is quite the honor.
ATOM
That's cool. I bet Batman is jealous, Superman didn't even have to "sacrifice" himself by flying a nuclear bomb out to sea.
HAWKMAN
Nope. He just made it look like a nuclear bomb was detonated in Metropolis.
BLACK LIGHTNING
Do you guys have evil Earth 3 counterparts? They recently invaded us with that whole Forever Evil stuff, and there was no damn evil version of myself. I mean, damn.
HAWKMAN
You should be glad. My evil doppelganger was a homeless man who wore a paper bag on his head and went by the name, Bagman!
ZATANNA
Yes, but did he like to call himself Vagman? Thinking it was so cool, but in reality it was just so pathetic.
HAWKMAN
How dare you Zee! Where...where did I put that mace? Cawkman is practically a national treasure. And yes, he should totally do that!
BLACK LIGHTNING
The other day, I stopped one of your villains Wonder Woman.
WONDER WOMAN
Is that so, which one was it?
BLACK LIGHTNING
Angle Man. I couldn't believe it. Guy throws school supplies at you. These villains, the really have run out of ideas.
WONDER WOMAN
Indeed. I could not believe our recently conquered opponents had the gall to do what they were doing. Dr. Psycho manipulating and controlling people, making them watch "Two and Half Men" and "2 Broke Girls" marathons. And Bane, writing songs for Jason Derulo. He nearly destroyed the music industry.
HAWKMAN
That ways particularly evil. So glad he stayed away from my future wife, Taylor Swift.
ZATANNA
Be careful there Hawkman. You know, Taylor Swifts writes songs about everyone she dates. You wouldn't want there to be a top ten hit entitled "Small Cawkman" would you?
HAWKMAN
I swear, I'm going to put an alarm or tracker on that mace. Where in the hell did I put it?
WONDER WOMAN
Talk of those villains reminds me, you must be extremely careful when you are transferring Dr. Psycho. He can make you see anything. He has tremendous telepathic abilities. You must be extremely careful. And with Bane...well...he likes to punch. I believe Batman wrote up some kind of guidelines if I am not mistaken.
ATOM
Correct princess, I got them right here. (Holds up a manila folder) A lot of great tips for handling Dr. Psycho. Plus a little thing in here by Batman about fighting Bane. It says, and I quote, (Atom deepens voice saying, "If you're fighting Bane and he tells you some garbage about not seeing the daylight until he was man. Make sure you shout back, cause your mom knew how ugly you was!!!!)
BLACK LIGHTNING
So Diana, how do you pronounce your hometown? I've often seen it written, but have no clue as how to say it. Them Syria?
WONDER WOMAN
To be honest, I just always call it Paradise City or Island.
HAWKMAN
I call it Boob City!
WONDER WOMAN
No Hawkman. Boob City is where you were born.
(The whole group breaks out into a raucous laughter)
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Also, next week should be fun!!!