Hello everyone, Mickeus, here.
Now, i hate when people dismiss indie movies, because they think it's shit hipsters watch, which is true, but..huh...look at these arsefaces and tell me you wouldn't want to beat the holy hell out of them.
Go on, look:
This [frick]in' wanker, i will [frick] his whole fam-
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DISCLAIMER: This review is all satire and parody, so don't take anything seriously.....sensitive twat!)
MICKEUS' CRAZY WANKER REVIEW OF
MIDNIGHT SPECIAL
Now, indie movies for me, weren't like...i don't like them, and i don't watch them, some are good, some are pretentious and arrogant and shit, and i don't watch them, neither do you.
I mean, i don't care who you are, right? But people pretend and say they watch them, when they [frick]in' dont, and somehow to them, it makes them look cool, and let me break it down for ya', right?
It doesn't, it fuc-it [frick]in' doesn't, alright?
But to those who watch them, and don't advertise it like they got a blowjob from Margot Robbie...
My [frick]in' thumb is in the air for you, mate.
Now, for the movie itself.
The movie's plot is interesting, but i am here to parody and act like am an autistic Zack Snyder (so basically Zack Snyder)
Look, the movie has good story, and is directed, who directed movies(Take Shelter, Mud) whose title describe perfectly a trip of mine to the toilet.
So, this movie is about Alton, who's a cross between Cyclops and Superman, and Kylo Ren got bored of doing Daisy Ridley in the ass (lucky bastard) and came here to earth, to get this kid, and use him as a mini-deathstar.
And the movie starts slow and boring, like all indie films, then gets interesting in the middle, but i do think the superhero thing was handled well, and good thing that kid's mom's name was Leia, cause Ren would have caught his little arse.
But more on that, i do think this movie's good, but for you hipsters and liars..
So, this was short, but i wanna save my cum for the crazy wanker BVS review. God, i can already sense Marvel fans raging and promoting cock sucking Disney at the comments section at that, really, [frick] those guys, [frick]in' bastards.
Every marvelite when i say one marvel movie sucks (Thor: the dark world etc.)
Stage 1: Anger
Stage 2: Realizing they're fat [foo foo]s.
VERDICT:
What verdict? What am i? Judge Judy? [frick] off, ya twat!