Editorial: GREEN HORNET .... "What are they thinking?!!"

Editorial: GREEN HORNET .... "What are they thinking?!!"

If you are a Seth Rogan fan or a Jay Chou fan, I'd advise you not to click on this link. I usually dont put out disclaimers before my editorials or reviews, but I realize how polarizing a movie this has become to a lot of fan boys.

Editorial Opinion
By dageekundaground - Jan 08, 2011 01:01 PM EST
Filed Under: Green Hornet
Source: Shadowgeek10






GREEN HORNET
(GANGSTA’S PARADISE) TRAILER 2011

“I threw up a little bit in my mouth when I saw this trailer.”
Quote-shadowgeek10


I seriously hope this is as BAD as the film gets … but I doubt it. After seeing the trailer above, I just wanted to make a few comments before the movie premiered. I was always a casual GREEN HORNET fan, my first exposure to the character coming from his guest starring appearance on the campy 60’s BATMAN television show.




The Green Hornet is a collection of serialized dramas, originally on 1930s radio and then in a wide variety of media, that follow the exploits of a masked crime fighter, created by George W. Trendle and Fran Striker, with input by radio director James Jewell, for an American radio program in the 1930s.

The character also has appeared in film serials in the 1940s, a network television program in the 1960s, and multiple comic book series from the 1940s on, [1] and a feature film to be released in January 2011. Though various incarnations sometimes change details, in most incarnations the Green Hornet is Britt Reid, a newspaper publisher by day who goes out in his masked "Green Hornet" identity at night to fight crime as a vigilante.
He is accompanied by his similarly masked sidekick and confidante Kato, who drives their car, equipped with advanced technology, called "Black Beauty".



Most people are more familiar with the character due to the fact that his sidekick (60’s incarnation) was portrayed by the cultural icon and late martial artist: Bruce Lee. In fact it is said that the program was known “The Kato Show” in Hong Kong. This aspect was comedically touched on in the flawed biopic “Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story.





I really don’t know what to say about the "Green Hornet" other than … “I REALLY didn’t want SETH ROGAN as the character.” And it’s not because he’s an overweight, marginally funny, homogenized Hollywood archetype. I just felt that the "Green Hornet" could have been more than an action buddy comedy … something Rogan is well versed in having spent the last decade building his career on those types of films.

This film version of the character had been in the works for decades. In the 1990s, the magazine Comics Scene reported that George Clooney and Jason Scott Lee were lined up to play the leads. In the late 1990s, music video director Michel Gondry worked with RoboCop screenwriter Edward Neumeier on a possible Green Hornet adaptation. Subsequently, screenwriter John Fusco created a screenplay for the film around 2002.
As of the summer of 2004, Kevin Smith was writing a screenplay, that he would direct, for a movie of The Green Hornet, which was originally scheduled for release in 2005. After a long downtime in which his status with the project was unknown, Smith announced at the 2006 Wondercon that he no longer had anything to do with The Green Hornet.[
On June 4, 2008 Sony Pictures announced that, through their subsidiary Columbia Pictures, they are going ahead with plans for a feature film of the superhero to be released on January 14, 2011. The film stars Seth Rogen, who co-wrote the script with Evan Goldberg. In September, the studio announced that Stephen Chow would direct the film, and co-star as Kato, but by mid-December, Chow had stepped out as director over creative differences. On February 24, 2009, Columbia Pictures announced that Michel Gondry would direct the film, in which Chow would still play Kato, Taiwanese actor/singer Jay Chou was recast as Kato. Cameron Diaz appears in the film as love-interest/reporter Lenore Case. Nicolas Cage was cast as Chudnofsky, the Green Hornet's nemesis, but was replaced by Christoph Waltz.

… I have to be Honest … You got Nicolas Cage bolting from a movie. “Doesn’t this fact set off any bells or red flags? This movie feels like a HOT MESS. Perhaps I’ll be proven wrong and pleasantly surprised, but I doubt it.

With this NEW movie version the audience is going to go from VAN WILLIAMS …




… to SETH ROGAN



The movie going audience is going from BRUE LEE …


BRUCE LEE

… to JAY CHOU



JAY CHOU

I will be reviewing this film with extremely lowered expectations. I’m simply expecting an irreverent “buddy” film with some vfx and sight gags. I’ll try to be optimistic.

But just remember, you’re getting this …


When you could have had this …



GREEN HORNET (SHORT FILM)



...shadowgeek10 returns to the shadows once more ...
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George88
George88 - 1/8/2011, 4:33 PM
Green Hornet Is Gonna Be Amazing!!
manymade1
manymade1 - 1/8/2011, 5:33 PM
I admit I wasn't excited for this film either dude, but i saw the trailer and looked at it like 50 times. I became so interested that I researched it up, and found out a bunch load of stuff that just makes me pressed for this movie.
bleedthefreak
bleedthefreak - 1/8/2011, 7:41 PM
The trailers fail miserably at doing the film justice, It was a lot less comedic then the trailers lead you to believe. Hope its the same with Green Lantern.
Suzanne
Suzanne - 1/9/2011, 12:52 AM
How in the blue hell can people complain about a movie that has not been out yet?
ThreeBigTacos
ThreeBigTacos - 1/9/2011, 5:18 AM
I saw this movie the other night, it wasn't as bad as you would think, but it's not amazing
rdcitraro
rdcitraro - 1/9/2011, 10:25 AM
I don't understand how the heck they casted this guy as The Green Hornet. This is a total disaster,he would have been better as Popeye,The sailor Man. Rogen does not have the experience,the looks or skills to portray a Vigilante,even less The Green Hornet. This is like casting Pee-Wee as Wolverine.
rdcitraro
rdcitraro - 1/9/2011, 10:31 AM
I don't understand how the heck they casted this guy as The Green Hornet. This is a total disaster,he would have been better as Popeye,The sailor Man. Rogen does not have the experience,the looks or skills to portray a Vigilante,even less The Green Hornet. This is like casting Pee-Wee as Wolverine.
dageekundaground
dageekundaground - 1/10/2011, 3:55 AM
@Suzanne ...
I can express my opinion about anything I damn well please because this is America ... and in case you didn't notice ... I ACTUALLY PUT A DISCLAIMER IN FRONT OF THIS EDITORIAL !!!!!

Drykilllogic22
Drykilllogic22 - 1/10/2011, 7:31 AM
What happened to this site?...It use to be about fan discussions and always kept a good vibe..minus Grif..Now its like a bunch of bitchin old women..so sad!
jaysin420
jaysin420 - 1/10/2011, 12:40 PM
Wow I can't believe the green hornet was on an episode of batman, that was really cool.

But yea this could be the worst casting choice ever.
dbatman
dbatman - 1/10/2011, 9:47 PM
I didn't like the idea of Rogen as the Green Hornet at first, but when I saw the trailers I thought it was a nice twist to the character. It's not 100% Green Hornet but I wouldn't like another generic superhero movie origin that feels like Batman.

That being said I wouldn't do something like this if I were in-charge haha. And I will always want a more serious feel. , either way it's still interesting to me.

If I were to do it, I would probably make Kato the muscle while Hornet is the Brain, since the hornet is trying to look like a mafia anyway.

In interrogations, Kato would do the beating, while Hornet does the questioning. In car chases, Kato would do the driving, while Hornet controls the weapon systems in the back of the Black Beauty.
dageekundaground
dageekundaground - 1/10/2011, 10:11 PM
@ Drykillogic22
.... just like I told the other guy, I can express my opinion about anything I damn well please because this is America ... and in case you didn't notice ... I ACTUALLY PUT A DISCLAIMER IN FRONT OF THIS EDITORIAL !!!!!

P.S. That's a clue for your monkey ass in case you didn't notice.
dageekundaground
dageekundaground - 1/10/2011, 10:12 PM
This is my page ... plain and simple.
dbatman
dbatman - 1/11/2011, 8:38 PM
@dageekundaground

I'm sorry man, even with a disclaimer, you should have expected the negative comments, you knew that was comming mile away.

What were you expecting; positive comments?
dageekundaground
dageekundaground - 1/12/2011, 8:21 AM
No ... but I thougt I'd try something different. As far as I'm concerned, the people posting troll rebuttal like this comments are the reason a LOT of COMIC MOVIES SUCK !! These are the SAME people out there supporting the cattle mutilations FOX, SONY & other studios have been performing on comic proerties for the past decade.

They are also the reason for the glut of these types of movies which will inadvertently kill the genre (As predicted by Mathew Vaughn).

These movies used to feel ... "special"

These "trolls" have empowered idiot suits & inept directors to continue to take a shredder to all of your favorite characters.

Naw dbatman ... I EXPECTED the IDIOT CHORUS to respond in this manner.
dbatman
dbatman - 1/12/2011, 7:53 PM
NOW your saying our opinion ruins comic movies? Or if its just my rebuttal; it's my rebuttal that LOT of COMIC MOVIES SUCK?
dbatman
dbatman - 1/12/2011, 8:01 PM
I thought its freedom of opinion. That's the reason you're bitting my head, the thing your fighting for , right? You think I support Fox and Sony? Besids I only comment because your expectations are unrealistic.
canadianturd
canadianturd - 1/12/2011, 10:04 PM
All of your points are moot because Michel Gondry is directing.
dbatman
dbatman - 1/13/2011, 1:23 AM
@canadianturd
Ysh right
dageekundaground
dageekundaground - 1/14/2011, 9:10 PM
The movie is shite
Drykilllogic22
Drykilllogic22 - 1/21/2011, 7:04 AM
LOL..Monkey ass?..You cock chuggin shit weasel.Thts my opinion..lol grow the f*ck up Bitc&!
dageekundaground
dageekundaground - 1/22/2011, 2:26 PM
@ Drykilllogic22

shut up ... tell your mommy to stop reading you things that make you cry, hillbilly cock jockey.
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