Resident Evil: Afterlife 3D Review

awesome movie! short review.

Review Opinion
By Fasebuke - Sep 12, 2010 10:09 AM EST
Filed Under: Horror

I have to admit that I didn't have high expectations for this movie walking in, but what I soon learned was that this film was going to be one of the funniest movies of the year since Hot Tub Time Machine. Just from the second scene alone, I was hysterical laughing at how ridiculous the film was presented, and it doesn't stop. The movie is consistently implausible to the point of out doing "2012" in terms of unintentional self satire.

Even if you [for some inexplicable reason] absolutely love the Resident Evil series in all forms, if you do not go into this film ready to laugh, you will leave extremely angry and out of $16-20. So I decided to enjoy this movie for everything it was worth.

All of "____ Movie" parody films had it wrong (scary, epic, etc). If you want to make a parody film, all you have to do is hire the most pretentious, oblivious director and let him make the best film he can. Don't get me wrong, I am not defending this film at all. this movie sets one of the greatest imbalances for the Movie/Budget ratio. For as much money as this movie had absolutely nothing to offer in the way of spectacle. The 3D was impressive, made you feel like you were in the same room as the actors, very subtle, tasteful, I wish I could say the same for the rest of the movie. I honestly don't care to be in the same room as some one who does so many unnecessary back and front flips and makes so many terrible one liners.

Definitely make it a point to watch this movie at some point for the kicks and giggles. Just don't feel compelled to dish out $16-20 to do it. Not worth it in a hundred years (unless the future economy is worse, and that's worth like 2 bucks, then do it). This movie would've been amazing 30 years ago, but it's 2010 and even Scott Pilgrim had enjoyable action. I honestly don't know how people good pour so much money into something so campy and distasteful. terrible action flick, great comedy. I give Resident Evil: Afterlife .5/5 (that's ".5", not "5", and that is my honest review)

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Protonite
Protonite - 9/12/2010, 4:46 PM
LOL... 0.5/5 which is basically 1/10? Isn't that a little extreme? The RE movies are mindless action flicks to be enjoyed without having to put much thought into the plot or acting, like Transformers and some of the CBMs too. It's definitely not a masterpiece in any form whatsoever, but it still entertains in it's own silly way. It's probably a 5.5/10 for me.
wussupman
wussupman - 9/13/2010, 9:13 AM
This movie was a sad sack of shit , I'm glad I didn't pay to see it . Now is the time for the next installment to be a reboot done with more attention to the events and characters of the game . They knew what kind of garbage that they were releasing to the public , yet they gave it to us anyway . What in the hell were they thinking when they screened this film ? I saw it for free and I really wanted to leave , the only thing that kept me there was that I rode with someone else .
Kovacs
Kovacs - 9/13/2010, 3:17 PM
Just start fresh with the movie version of res 4 with some good ol fashioned leon k and we'll be good
Fasebuke
Fasebuke - 9/14/2010, 1:23 PM
@ Protonite
yeah it is mindless, but the action wasn't even good. Transformers, great action. Ninja Assassin, good action. X Men, ok action (save the night crawler scene, which was amazing and should be ashamed to be affiliated with the series), then there are the GI Joes and the Resident Evil Afterlifes of the cinema world that are complete garbage and do absolutely nothing in the way of entertainment correct. Even Resident Evil 3 had a few solid action sequence, but there was absolutely nothing memorable about this one except how much it sucked. and yes, .5/5 is 1/10, but I always rate out of 5, and I chose .5 because it is generally the lowest you go when rating. if it were out of ten, it'd still be .5... cool icon

@teabag, thanks, and smart choice
@kovacs, Anil Rickly, agreed
@wussupman, I saw the Fred Movie like that.... I nearly left, but me and my friend got paid, and needed the money for our band, and I got to tear it up a la this review in the Q & A. fun.

StrangerX
StrangerX - 9/20/2010, 6:25 AM
So far this was the second movie I have ever seen in 3D the other Being Avatar. Besides the uncomfortable glasses it was a cool movie.
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