Accurate but Misleading Movie Descriptions - Join in the fun!

Accurate but Misleading Movie Descriptions - Join in the fun!

There's a famous television listing for The Wizard of Oz, which reads like this: "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again." It's amusing because it is, in fact, an accurate summation of the story.

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And, of course, it's easy to do it with science-fiction films as well. "Disaffected farm boy destroys military installation, killing thousands" is, for example, an accurate but misleading description of Star Wars, giving the impression that it's a different kind of film than it really is.

With that in mind, here are some accurate but misleading descriptions of popular science-fiction films. Enjoy. (And if you feel so inclined, add your own in the comments sections)

Back to the Future
A bewildered teenage boy fends off his mother's disturbing and unnatural attraction to him.

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
A speech-impaired alien and two priests attempt to acquire a small boy on a bet.

The Matrix
A lonely programmer discovers he is spending more time in a massive multiplayer online game than he ever suspected.

The Thing
A visitor tries to blend in with the crew of an Antarctic base but finds attempts to become "one of the guys" is met with suspicion and resistance.

2001: A Space Odyssey
A well-meaning computer's attempt to fulfill its mission runs afoul of a human crew with other plans.

Alien
A rambunctious alien child invites itself aboard a human cargo ship; a memorable game of hide-and-seek follows.

Avatar
A company attempts to solve the Earth's ecological woes; unhelpful aliens interfere with the task.

Blade Runner
Poor product design leads to trouble for a manufacturer and one exasperated policeman. (Note: this is also the description for I, Robot.)

Cloverfield
A group of hipster Manhattanites find their plans for the night completely overturned thanks to an unexpected visit from an out of towner.

Inception
An eclectic group of dreamers meet a poor little rich boy and try to change how he feels about losing his father.

Jurassic Park
A group of people go to an amusement park but are hampered by bad weather and faulty ride management.

Men in Black
A cop joins the immigration service and loses his sense of identity and his place in the universe.

For the longer list, click over to AMC's Filmcritic.com.



UPDATE: Here are some of the funny Comic Book Movie ones from users...

Spider-Man:
A young nerd discovers that venomous spider bites are actually a good thing.

Batman:
A rich orphan exhibits some psychological "issues" and a strange fixation with flying rodents.

Superman:
Your typical alien invasion story without all the spaceships and stealing of natural resources.

Green Lantern:
A man discovers he likes wearing jewelry, tight fitting clothing and space travel.

X-Men:
A bald cripple opens a school in order to attract young kids with "gifts" that will fulfull his every desire.

Captain America:
A 4F weakling takes performance enhancing drugs to get into the army.

Incredible Hulk:
A man evades anger management to pursue a career bottling soda in the 3rd world.

Batman & Robin:
A gay couple show off their rubber S&M outfits. That was pretty much the plot, right?

Iron Man: A genius billionaire finally discovers the solution to the world's energy crisis, potentially bringing about world peace and global economic prosperity, but instead uses it's power to host totally rad parties.

Ghostbusters:
4 men who live together and try to clean up what they call 'ECTOPLASM'.

Superman:
An alien invader builds a house in the arctic, romances a newspaper reporter, and matches wits with a real estate mogul.

Jonah Hex: Disfgured Cowboy attracts trashy whore despite losing his cheek to cancer.
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lc
lc - 11/17/2010, 6:28 PM
ooh i like that sound of that girl kills the first person she sees then get with another 3 that sounds very cool to me.
i love men in black and back to the future
Fenlion
Fenlion - 11/17/2010, 6:29 PM
And this relates to CBMs how exactly?
MintBerryCrunch
MintBerryCrunch - 11/17/2010, 6:34 PM
Who cares? I'm laughing.
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 11/17/2010, 6:35 PM
Lc your firster lol! ; D

Can't wait for MEN IN BLACK 3!

BACK TO THE FUTURE rules!

(Never make a remake Hollywood lol)


Gr8 read, funny @ CBM!
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 11/17/2010, 6:49 PM
Batman:

A young Bruce Wayne learns that sleeping with BATS is a bad thing...

Nah I really suck lol heh heh heh!

And Lmao @ CBM ^^^^^^^^
deathoncredit
deathoncredit - 11/17/2010, 6:50 PM
The Dark Knight:
A billionaire's life is turned upside down by a mischievous punk rocker clown.
lc
lc - 11/17/2010, 6:53 PM
ooh i could be the rigth girl to kill ppl
just ask lee lol
oi lee are you offering there ;)
scallywagthedog
scallywagthedog - 11/17/2010, 6:56 PM
Fantastic Four - long commercial for creepy blue contact lenses for girls who can't act.

Fantastic Four 2 - Man invites naked surfer and his boss to disrupt his wedding to creepy blue contact lens girl who can't act.
GrimeKid
GrimeKid - 11/17/2010, 6:58 PM
Iron man: a billionaire finds out how to help the world by manufacturing toys for his own pleasure.
lol
GrimeKid
GrimeKid - 11/17/2010, 6:59 PM
im not sure mine works
deathoncredit
deathoncredit - 11/17/2010, 7:02 PM
Iron Man:
Rich playboy has a moral epiphany, and dedicates his life to helping others in need.

Kick-Ass:
Teenager and little girl get involved with the mafia.

Scott Pilgrim Vs the World:
Hipsters compare notes on their relationships with one woman.
Dukeprime
Dukeprime - 11/17/2010, 7:04 PM
I really liked
Transformers: Things go BOOM!!!
But for some reason it was taken down
GrimeKid
GrimeKid - 11/17/2010, 7:05 PM
Incredible Hulk: man gets angry & grows larger then bashes people off........of things.
Forgive me i'm drunk & can't be [WannabeSite]ed
GrimeKid
GrimeKid - 11/17/2010, 7:06 PM
why cant i say 'b l a m e d'
deathoncredit
deathoncredit - 11/17/2010, 7:06 PM
The Incredible Hulk:
A scientist struggles to gain the approval of his girlfriend's father.
Dukeprime
Dukeprime - 11/17/2010, 7:07 PM
X-Men: Remake of Men in Tights.
ElBeaster
ElBeaster - 11/17/2010, 7:07 PM
300:

Three hundred men in underwear unite to face an androgenous jewelry-clad giant
Dukeprime
Dukeprime - 11/17/2010, 7:07 PM
Ed does suck tho...
scallywagthedog
scallywagthedog - 11/17/2010, 7:10 PM
Daredevil: A blind man is subjected to torment at the hands of a fat man and a knife salesman.
Dukeprime
Dukeprime - 11/17/2010, 7:11 PM
Conan: Because he can.
shiftysharp
shiftysharp - 11/17/2010, 7:11 PM
captain america:the first avenger- young skinny boy takes performance enhancing drugs to fit in with a gang of fighters
IronicMan
IronicMan - 11/17/2010, 7:12 PM
District 9:

A charming government worker finds himself coping with unusual skincare problems.
Superman8
Superman8 - 11/17/2010, 7:13 PM
Superman Returns

An alien has a bastard son with a girl without her knowledge, so the girl plays house with a man with one eye.
Ethic
Ethic - 11/17/2010, 7:14 PM
@ Scallywag Perfect lol

Incredible Hulk: A man evades anger management to pursue his dream of bottling soda in the 3rd world
scallywagthedog
scallywagthedog - 11/17/2010, 7:15 PM
Transformers 2: Racist robots keep American teen from copulating with his trashy girlfriend.

Close Encounters: A woman gives up her son for adoption to a visiting family but is reluctantly reunited with him in the end.

Destroyer14
Destroyer14 - 11/17/2010, 7:16 PM
Green Hornet: Two men in green clothes fight evil. (Well, that's the best I can come up with.)
deadpoox
deadpoox - 11/17/2010, 7:16 PM
hahaha lol
gibbyblaylock
gibbyblaylock - 11/17/2010, 7:18 PM
SPIDER MAN: A bookish teen beats up his best friend's father and makes out with his girlfriend.
deathoncredit
deathoncredit - 11/17/2010, 7:18 PM
Watchmen:
Richard Nixon and the Soviet Union unite in a war against a man who was severely disfigured by radiation exposure.
Wadey09
Wadey09 - 11/17/2010, 7:19 PM
Transformers:
ET helps friends wage war while fixing his owner's girl problems.
Dukeprime
Dukeprime - 11/17/2010, 7:20 PM
Thundercats: The movie that won't get made.
deathoncredit
deathoncredit - 11/17/2010, 7:24 PM
The Avengers:
A group of emotionally unstable men in funny costumes are the world's only hope.
RockNRollCC
RockNRollCC - 11/17/2010, 7:25 PM
ooh ive got some:...

Steel:
A basketball player attemtpting to act attempts to play a superhero made of a strong substance.

Howard the Duck:
An extraterrestrial fowl lands on earth, and in a turkey of a situation, searches for a way to fly home.

Batman & Robin:
The dynamic duo face trouble in the city of Gotham, including: Bat nipples, AHNULD, & A BAT CREDIT CARD??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XMen Origins Wolverine:
A hairy, mutant bub with knives implanted in his body slices his way to kill his "brother,' and to kill the X-Men franchise even more.

The Dark Knight:
A man hunts a clown in order to kill his happiness

The Highlander:
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE...
and Queen sings songs...
HE WE ARE!
BORN TO BE KINGS!
WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE!

lol i tried
GrimeKid
GrimeKid - 11/17/2010, 7:26 PM
Ghostbusters: 4 men, who live together, try to clean up what they call 'ECTOPLASM'

This ones pretty vague but i'm scraping the bottom of the barrel now.
The best ones have been done

Plus i'm trying to go as dirty as I can, whilst still sticking to the truth
scallywagthedog
scallywagthedog - 11/17/2010, 7:28 PM
The Fly: A woman meets a scientist and insists he places a large maggot in her uterus.

Creepshow: Multiple vingettes of people getting exactly what they deserve.

Amityville Horror: Family loves the house, house doesn't love them back.
ClarkKentSuperman
ClarkKentSuperman - 11/17/2010, 7:28 PM
FF2 - A highly intellegent man and 3 friends are enjoying a day in NY when the realize that aliens are dangerous but BIG CLOUDS are even WORSE!!!!!! BEWARE THE CLOUD!!!!
Superman8
Superman8 - 11/17/2010, 7:30 PM
@ dukeprime


best one yet. hahahha
gibbyblaylock
gibbyblaylock - 11/17/2010, 7:31 PM
Superman: An alien invader builds a house in the arctic, romances a newspaper reporter, and matches wits with a real estate mogul.
Dukeprime
Dukeprime - 11/17/2010, 7:34 PM
Transformers 2: Almost as good as Estelle Getthi in Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
crazyish
crazyish - 11/17/2010, 7:35 PM
Avatar: See Pocahontas

Catwoman: Woman lives an apartment with necrophiliac cats, then goes on to bore me for the next hour and a half

Star Wars A New Hope: Old man teams with princess, drug smuggler, giant dog, and farm boy to defeat an elderly man and his limbless protege
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