Krang 2012 Final Update

Krang 2012 Final Update

After a long night of threatening lawsuits, demanding recounts and numerous attempts to hack into voting machines, Krang is formally withdrawing from the race.

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By Bvanhooker - Nov 07, 2012 03:11 AM EST
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Dear Krang Supporters,

Well, the Krang 2012 campaign has now officially drawn to a close. After a long night of threatening lawsuits, demanding recounts and numerous attempts to hack into voting machines, Krang is formally withdrawing from the race. He would also like to congratulate Barack Obama, but also notify him that his victory will be short lived, as Krang has installed explosives at all of the campaign stops he made over the past 8 weeks. They are set to go off at an undisclosed time; this will be the first phase of Krang’s new plans to take over Earth, but more details on this in the future.

Krang would like to thank all 14 people who voted for him. You will be spared in Krang’s upcoming genocide of the human race. Now, let’s take a look back at a hard-fought Presidential Campaign, these are some of our best moments on the Campaign Trail aboard the Technodrome:


Krang announcing his candidacy.


The Technodrome at a Campaign stop in Little Rock, AK.


Bebop burning Obama Campaign signs.


Shredder slashing the tires of the Romney Bus.


Rocksteady monitoring polling booths on Election Day.

Farewell to all of you, and we urge you to never give up hope, Krang will rule someday.

From the desk of
Scumbug
Krang 2016 Campaign Manager
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ninjaturtle11
ninjaturtle11 - 11/7/2012, 3:58 AM
ass spanks
JerseyJoker
JerseyJoker - 11/7/2012, 6:05 AM
Thank god this is over, how long could you keep posting unfunny updates to something nobody cares about?
ElBicho
ElBicho - 11/7/2012, 6:18 AM
Can we get this guy banned and get Grif back?
Mrcool210
Mrcool210 - 11/7/2012, 6:33 AM
w00t, so exciting -_-
Shadowelfz
Shadowelfz - 11/7/2012, 6:58 AM
It's over. Finally!

...oh yeah and Obama won too :p
valeriesghost
valeriesghost - 11/7/2012, 8:18 AM
ElBitcho agreed :)
valeriesghost
valeriesghost - 11/7/2012, 8:18 AM
somehow these ended up on main every time and i can't figure out why
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