PARKS AND RECREATIONS
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By DCGuy -
Oct 05, 2014 05:10 PM EST
Greetings readers, this editorial combines fan casting, news, time travel & much more, so be sure to read closely ;)
Now Parks & Recreations is a great comedy show that has a very "The Office"(US Version) feel to it, hence why both Parks & Rec & The Office are my fav. 2 comedy shows ever, now some of the Parks & Rec cast have a lot of potential so let me start with the fan casting now.
Yeah...not exactly what I had in mind guys... Tom can't shoot an Arrow, Leslie does not play side kick to anyone, Ron can't be hecked with caring about Gotham, Chris woulc complement the villains to much and Ben well he would be better than Ryan so yeah maybe. Anyways...
RON SWANSON (Nick Offerman) Fan Casted as...LIVE ACTION BATMAN MOVIE HARVEY BULLOCK!
Anyone who has seen Ron (Nick offerman) on the series knows that he is funny yet serious character, his dark comedy which is very dry for some but genius to others have gotten this character a lot of love from the fans, to me he is just like Bullock from the Batman The Animated Series from the 90's I trully think he would be the perfect man for the role to bounce off on Gordon, while of course I am fan casting him in a Batman movie which limits his time on screen, this man only needs 1 minute to steal a scene, so his serious comedy (not silly kids joke like Marvel's heroes) could actually go very well in a Batman movie which we have seen before to feature dry humor.
The Next Fan cast is Ann Perkins (Rashida Jones) as...CATWOMAN
Yes I know I already made a fan cast article about this but this Woman is perfect so I wont give any reasons here, just gonna drop a pic and let you judge for yourself (and Recommend you to go to the Fan fic section and read my article about it, it's named MY PERFECT CATWOMAN).
Now onto the good things...
Aubrey Plaza recently said she wanted to plat Catwoman, now April Ludgate is a cute girl with an amazing smile and great eyes but she does not really embody Catwoman to me, BUT my main issue with her is that she is married to Andrew Dwyer/Bert Macklin FBI
Now Andrew/Bert/Chris ia already Starlord for Disney's comedy movies now if these 2 are married in the Parks & Rec universe and then they crossover onto being Starlord (already happened) and then to the DC Cinematic Universe to be Catwoman I think both Cinematic Universes might explode causing reality to implode in it self which would create a dark hole which would suck the universe into it sending us into the future...but not just any future...oh no this is...
That's right folks, the future is not good, Nightwatcher will take Josh Wildings place in 2020 where he will write flame articles about Marvel's new series Disney P.R.I.N.C.E.S.S. a series that will see Agent Yoss along with other low hollywood groupies like Pasto, Dingbat, NovaCorpsFan & AlexanderLykins drift along until a movie comes out and they can find a plot
Also Staypuffed will be another power user replacing Ror writting reviews on DC's new serie METROPOLIS based 20 years before Superman crashes in smallville, the series will follow Lois lane as she gets potty trained, Jimmy Olsen as he is still in the womb, Perry white dealing with Jammed papers in the coppier, Lex Luthor being 4 years old and already balding but good news is the series is set to end 20 seasons later with Pa kent learning he has a low sperm count and crying his way back home when him and Ma see Supe's ship crash! this series will see MantiniuMan, McGee (playing Lois lane), Brainiac13, Gusto, JamesMan and others.
Also the site will see a major change in it's ownership Nate will hand over his power to the best CBM.com user in history !!
Anyways I'm very happy to see a lot of editorials recently with the already beaten horse of Marvel theories editorials slowing down, I encourge any user's to write about DC, write about Marvel even write about Darkhorse or any other company or sorts of entreainment to just make the editorial area more diverse and fun please. Hope you enjoyed
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