The vile creature know here on earth as Justin Bieber has scheduled for release in early December (just in time to mock the birth of the Christ-child) a ‘likeness’ in his own image.
Be on your guard, this ‘thing’ is sure to attract throngs of mindless worshipers! As MTV reported in a September 28th 2010 article posted on their website:
“One set, the Justin Bieber Music Video Collection Singing Figures, plays 30-second snippets of the pop star's hits, like "Baby" and "One Less Lonely Girl." The musical dolls are priced at $27.99. Another set, priced at $17.99, is called the JB Style Collection and has the teen sensation flashing his street style or sporting some looks familiar to fans from awards shows and red-carpet events. (The toys are available for pre-order this week.)
One figurine shows Bieber holding a guitar and wearing the green hoodie and jeans from his "One Less Lonely Girl" video. But it doesn't stop at dolls: The Bieber toy line will include a microphone with concert-like sound effects that play snippets of his hits "One Time" and "Somebody to Love." Beliebers can also choose from plush bears, caps and "Team Bieber" tees.”
Supposedly the anti-Christ also has a book coming out in October called, "Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story.” The brat is 16 – does he REALLY have enough material for an entire BOOK?! Well, possibly a coloring book...
Now you’re probably thinking, “This IS terrible news Logan, but what does this have to do with comic books and comic book movies?” To which I respond...
[screaming]
Adults of the world, I say we must unite! How much longer do we have to suffer through these indignities and insults? How many more ‘Hannah Montanas’, ‘Jonas Brothers’ and ‘TWILIGHTS’ must we endure before we finally “…take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them”?! Grab your pitchforks and torches and follow me! Let’s storm the castle…!