What the next Superman should NOT be!

What the next Superman should NOT be!

Images gathered from around the Internet of what the next Superman Movie should NOT look like...

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By ACCESS - Sep 29, 2009 10:09 PM EST
Filed Under: Superman

Things I think most of us don't want to see in our next movie:


-Well maybe he could play Cyborg Superman



-Man of Steel not Man of Rock


-He'll make you believe a man can fly


-No need for supersuits here


-I love Michael Clarke Duncan, but there's really something wrong with this picture.


-Where is he going to the Super Saloon?


-Really is this the best CG they can do?


-I guess that solves his problem against magics!


-Cheeseburgers beware...


-Dogooders come in all sizes...


-Fat Superman beware...


-I got my eye on you...


-Superman that even your little girl will like.


-Well some of you might like this (and I'm not saying that's wrong)


-After Superman returns the kid should have his dads doodads...
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supermarioworldE
supermarioworldE - 9/29/2009, 11:09 PM
@access, Dude, you've got too much time on your hands!
supermarioworldE
supermarioworldE - 9/29/2009, 11:12 PM
My superpower is chick repellent! sadly i can't turn it off...
supermarioworldE
supermarioworldE - 9/29/2009, 11:25 PM
Just like warner bros. needs to control their powers of Slow production for DC Superhero movies
supermarioworldE
supermarioworldE - 9/29/2009, 11:27 PM
that hello kitty outfit does match the tone of superman returns
supermarioworldE
supermarioworldE - 9/29/2009, 11:42 PM
:)


Why can't they just get these films done right, so we can stop complaining about them already
supermarioworldE
supermarioworldE - 9/29/2009, 11:50 PM
Well marvel seems to be winning the movie battle right now.


I wish Hollywood would make The tick movie. That would be awesome
jallanr
jallanr - 9/30/2009, 6:24 AM
lol, some of those are very, very funny. btw, i heard patrick warburton and the creator of the tick are working on a script, so maybe we will see somthing soon:)

woo hoo!
supermarioworldE
supermarioworldE - 9/30/2009, 9:49 AM
@jallanr, hopefully. I've been waiting for like 8 years!
nitewing313
nitewing313 - 9/30/2009, 10:36 AM
Y dose superman/Harry potter have Randy Orton's bod? u can c da tats and tights Playboy
skidz
skidz - 9/30/2009, 10:54 AM
Somebody was bound to do this! This is great! Superman with a beer gut!
samd577
samd577 - 9/30/2009, 10:58 AM
I would actually go see the Mick Jagger movie... He could fight the guys from the Pirate Bay ;)
MarkV
MarkV - 9/30/2009, 11:40 AM
Get someone older to play the part.
cyclopstb
cyclopstb - 9/30/2009, 1:54 PM
Brandon Routh is SUPERMAN.
JoshWilding
JoshWilding - 9/30/2009, 2:24 PM
As cool as these pics are does anyone else wish there was some actual news on the fron page!? There is no CBM news on the web anywhere, lol!
Gideon
Gideon - 9/30/2009, 2:40 PM
The one with Supes about to kiss Spiderman is freakin hilarious!
Mileena16
Mileena16 - 9/30/2009, 6:29 PM
lol i love the hello kitty superman!
AvengingAngel1022
AvengingAngel1022 - 9/30/2009, 9:16 PM
haha funny
Betty
Betty - 10/5/2009, 1:56 PM
haha, woh. My favorite is the Radcliff one.
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