TOP 5 REASONS WHY IRON FIST WILL BE TERRIBLE

TOP 5 REASONS WHY IRON FIST WILL BE TERRIBLE

Iron Fist is arguably the worst comic-book character in all existence. Lets go in-detail on why his show will be bad.

Editorial Opinion
By frootsnax - Mar 06, 2016 08:03 PM EST
Filed Under: Defenders

5. lol who cares about iron fist


 

No one cares about Iron Fist. No one cares about Danny Rand. He has some lame fisting power which is absurd in itself. Does anyone really care about this dude?


4. shouldve done moon knight


 

Marc Spector is a way cooler character. All that crazy hallucination stuff. Would've been prime time for an actual dark marvel show. Instead we get some goofy fister all ready to fist his enemies to death on the street.


3. didnt cast an asian actor


 

The current MCU is very white. Danny Rand is a pretty lame character to begin with. Having him be an asian would have brought an actually interesting aspect to his character, especially as a fish out of water to a mystic asian culture. Instead we get some boring white guy about to do some more typical white guy stuff. Who cares. I'm sure some autistic fan who has too much time on his hands will binge it all in the first 13 hours it's available.


2. some loser comicbookmovie user actually likes him


 

I heard some dude on ComicBookMovie actually liked Iron Fist. That pretty much takes all credibility out of this character because of that fact.


1. the guy who ruined dexter is writing it

Oh yeah, that guy who made Dexter a lumberjack and ruined the last 4 seasons of the show is writing all of Iron Fist. Probably gonna be good. Can't wait for the series to end and Danny Rand is working at a Denny's or some junk.

Grand slamwich order up!

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dragonator29
dragonator29 - 3/6/2016, 9:35 PM
Impressive.....

A very thoughtful, well-written article, with arguments and points supporting it. A gem we rarely get at Internet this days.
dragonator29
dragonator29 - 3/6/2016, 9:38 PM
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dragonator29 - 3/6/2016, 9:39 PM
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dragonator29 - 3/6/2016, 9:39 PM
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dragonator29 - 3/6/2016, 9:41 PM
WhiteSAMURAI
WhiteSAMURAI - 3/6/2016, 10:09 PM
I highly doubt anybody here is gonna try to marathon all 13 episodes right when it comes out. Seriously, I don't even think there's a person here that is that much of a loser to do that. You really must be some sorta pathetic asshole who wants to grasp on whatever tiny form of achievement you can to do something like that.
Yaf
Yaf - 3/6/2016, 10:57 PM
It's motha[frick]ing Gaaaaame tiiime! Wait, wrong thread?
DeusExSponge
DeusExSponge - 3/7/2016, 3:35 PM
How dare you talk about blackandyellow like that!
Superheromoviefan
Superheromoviefan - 3/7/2016, 6:05 PM
Hey, look, another article by the master of satire. Aren't there any poor kids to make fun of?
Clark4President
Clark4President - 3/7/2016, 8:31 PM
COUNTERPOINT.
There is a dragon.
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