We recently learned that now that Disney has the rights to Lucas Films, they will be making three more Star Wars movies. This has been some of the most fantastic news on the planet. But now we are faced with a threat greater than any sith: Darth Fanboy.
For weeks, fans have been speculating and fantasizing about who they want to direct the seventh SW movie. And even more so, many directors have stated that they aren't interested. So here I am to say: what if the sith are killing fan favorite directors, AND REPLACING THEM WITH ANDROIDS?
It makes perfect sense. Palpatine is trying to postpone this movie, because he knows that this movie would most likely uncover his latest plot to take over the galaxy. And we are hopeless to stop it. Until a new hope arises. And who might be this hope? None other than
Joe Johnston (sith obviously don't know how to highlight invisible words).
Even so, be careful what you say. Lest all directors be turned into androids.