FAN CAST: Teabag does ...Tomb of DRACULA !!

FAN CAST: Teabag does ...Tomb of DRACULA !!

Come inside and see what HORRORS are instore, mwahahahahahahah!
Plus there's boobs!..GOOD TIMES!!!

By teabag - Mar 15, 2010 12:03 PM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic

First of all this is my second EVER fan cast in something like a year, so please forgive the crapness of what your about to witness lol.






Secondly i am a huge fan of Tomb of Dracula and would like to stick to a 70's theme for the movie. The following will be the main and influential characters and i will do another fan cast for the scondary and villain characters at a later date...........

Now let the dark horror begin lol

The movies cast would be based on the 70 issue first run so lets begin with the big guy...






Dracula the Lord of Vampires is given new life in the year 1972, he travels to England where he plans world domination and revenge most fowl wmahahaaaa!
James Caviezel is an excellent actor and has proven he is leading man material, to me his skill and look ads depth to the eternaly young but battle aged Count.




Lilith Daughter of Dracula and forever cursed to be a vampire untill her father was destroyed.
Olivia Wilde is one hell of a sexy woman, im in love with her and thats the only reson i need lol





Frank Drake Distand relative of Dracula who feels responsible for his return, Drake must learn courage to defeat the Lord of Evil and to prove himself to his Love Racheal.
Ryan Phillippe Is a very underated actor but i think he has the ability to bring Franks good looks and insicurities to the story.





Dr Racheal Van Helsing will stop at nothing to avenge her parents death at the hands of Dracula.
Keira Knightly is the perfect English Rose who's proven herself in the action world with POTC and Domino. With her talents she will bring Racheal to life.




Dr Quincy Harker Son of Jonathan and Mina Harker and sworn enemy of Dracula, with his band of vampire hunters and gadgets not even the loss of his legs will stop him from making the ultimate sacrifice.
Derek Jacobi is one of the finest actors Great Britain has produced and i cant think of anyone who could portray Harkers humanity, compassion and single mindedness better.





Blade the Vampire Hunter is one a quest to destroy the nightmare that killed his mother, imune to Vampiresm and armed with wooden knives Dracula has a driven foe stalking him in England.
Jason George may not be everyones choice but i want the original non vampire Blade to be present here.Jason has the ability to give the character the brash and unlikeable traits neede to strike fear into the undead and dislike in his fellow Vampire hunters.




Taj Nital is a giant mute hindu who acts as Racheal Van Helsings bodyguard and protector.
Abhisheck Bachchan is an award winning Bollywood actor who has the height and experiance to bring compassion to a non talking role.



Boob interlude





lol :D



Hannibal King is a Vampire PI who struggles with his condition and seeks revenge against the Vampire who created him.
Stephen Moyer , ok this is a bit of typcasting as he plays a vampire in true blood but the comparrisons between King and Bill are very close and i think he'd do justice .




Inspector Chelm of Scotland Yard is a close friend of Quincy Harker and on of the few humans to know of Dracula's presence in England
John Suche is a fantastic character actor and would work well with Derek Jacobi imo.




Domini Wife of Dracula and one of the humans he truly loves
Mila Kunis is a sexy sexy sexy lady lol and she would be a great addition to the cast as a gothic but intelligent woman.




Deacon Frost is an extremly evil and artificial Vampire, gaining his unusual abilities through a scientific accident he has travelled to england to kill Blade and overthrow Draculas raine.
Edward James Olmos is just perfect for this role, with his intense look and screen commanding ability Frost is in good hands.





Harold H Harold is a failing supernatural writer who befriends Dracula to gain an interview but later reluctantly joins the Vampir Hunters.
Jesse Eisenberg is perfect for bringing the cowardess and awkwardness and comedy needed for Harold.




Anton Lupeski is the head of a satanic cult who leads his followers to beleive Dracula is the Devil, Hoping to steal power from Dracula by any means he can.
Steve Buscemi , what can i say other than the look and pure understated evil is right up Buscemis alley.




Brother Voodoo
finds himself helping Frank Drake and helping him become the hero needed to defeat Dracula.
Chiwetal Ejiofor is a fantastic actor and one i beleive is going to become bigger and bigger. He will bring the regality and mystery to this role.







And now the most important character.................




SAINT the DOG

the trusted companion and protector of Quincy should be played by.....




The Littelist Hobo



Ok he's probably dead but who cares.

Everybody now.....

THERE'S A VOICE THAT KEEPS ON CALLING ME,
DOWN THE ROAD THATS WHERE ILL ALWAYS BE............



Well there you have it, ive put alot of thought into this so please give me yours.


Teabag out
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Ryden
Ryden - 3/15/2010, 12:17 PM
Was there a cast or something here all I saw was boobs? :P

jk lol, good cast I'd love to see a Tomb of Dracula movie
DogsOfWar
DogsOfWar - 3/15/2010, 12:21 PM
Nice casting Tea

Thank goodness for the boob interlude cause Keira nor Mila certainly don't have any!

Caviezel is an interesting pick (not nitpicking but I think it is spelled with a z not an s). That would be a great bio: Count of Monte Cristo, Jesus and Dracula.

Ejiofor would be a great Brother Voodoo

Saint the dog FTW! If not available maybe a chihuahua with some CGI
FORTAPACHE
FORTAPACHE - 3/15/2010, 12:22 PM
lol!great stuff mate!btw did you get my email?;)
CorndogBurglar
CorndogBurglar - 3/15/2010, 12:25 PM
good job buddy!! i loved Tomb, its funny because i was thinking the other day that they should put out a new Dracula book, because those are classic!! that and Werewolf by Night!!! good times.

and good cast, i'd see it :)
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 3/15/2010, 12:36 PM
HOBO and BOOB interlude lol! ; D


Great work @ TEA!!!

Love your picks, all of them and love how you took time on your pictures dude!

10 out of 10 here, i so want to see this movie!

Glad you said why you want them for their respective role too, very entertaining 2nd casting man, great stuff and deff a thumbs up from me!

; )
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 3/15/2010, 12:38 PM
Jason George, very interesting, he would own the original BLADE character!
FORTAPACHE
FORTAPACHE - 3/15/2010, 12:38 PM
got it thanks mate!yeah that's def someting to look forward to!
@ dogs, the dog was caled London! Slash named one of his sons after him!;)
lc
lc - 3/15/2010, 12:43 PM
you WONT BE SEENING THIS LEEE FACT! LOL
and teabag wtf man grow some tits lol
JoshWilding
JoshWilding - 3/15/2010, 12:49 PM
Great cast tea! :) There are some great actors here all of who fit these characters perfectly! Loving the boob interlude too, lol!
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 3/15/2010, 1:11 PM
Cool @ TEA, hey i was thinking CHI-what-his name (lol) for BROTHER VOODOO too (Didn't think he was right for all the BLACK PANTHER casts which had him in as him), but i take forever doing a cast, well about a week apart, so i would've probably got round to BROTHER VOODOO in 2012 or something lol! Anyways killer pick and quality actor, nice one!

Yeah i'm all for SNIPES in a BLADE 4 but for this i can see you picked a perfect choice of GEORGE for BLADE, great stuff!!!

Damn lol.... i've got that [frick]ing HOBO tune in my head now thanks to you lmao!!! : D

Heyyyyy don't say HOBO's dead! : (
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 3/15/2010, 1:13 PM
LMFAO watch it!!!!!! =



: D
peterparker420
peterparker420 - 3/15/2010, 1:27 PM
DAMN FINE CAST!

who is that...in the BOOB interlude?.. Marty McBride
WOW THAT CHICK IS HOT!!!

here is a thank you for the BOOB break! A nice Hot
chick from the USA! That's right


Sara Jean Underwood!

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anyway AWESOME cast everyone looks he part and there are some great actors there!..GOOD JOB BUD!
Scarface
Scarface - 3/15/2010, 1:37 PM
Not bad Tea I like the boobies cast the best
Scarface
Scarface - 3/15/2010, 1:39 PM
This is what FanFic is about a guy lke Tea here that put some good effort into his casting and its staying on top since this morning getting the recognition it deserves
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 3/15/2010, 1:57 PM
PP @ Pull your zip up buddy lol! ; D

TEA @ Encore! ; P



Scarface @ Exactly!
peterparker420
peterparker420 - 3/15/2010, 2:06 PM
TEA- No Prob! ;)

LEEE- LMAO!! ;)..when is you're next fan cast?
ecksmanfan
ecksmanfan - 3/15/2010, 2:23 PM
Great stuff Tea! Nice to see an original idea up there!
1chris2
1chris2 - 3/15/2010, 2:34 PM
great no love for the ass man.lol
ecksmanfan
ecksmanfan - 3/15/2010, 3:22 PM
@Multi- is that considered necrophilia?
lc
lc - 3/15/2010, 3:57 PM
peterparker @ when i [frick]ing tell him to do one lmao
Scarface
Scarface - 3/15/2010, 3:57 PM
is it time for another boob interlude yet
DDD
DDD - 3/15/2010, 4:05 PM
TEA@, Li'l Buddy (As the Captain always said
to Gilligan.) this is one of the best fancasts
I've ever seen on here!

Some very class actors and they all fit every roll
to the "T"! You are like one of those Hollywood
directors who only do a movie every ten years
but it is always an Oscar-winning classic!
You don't do many fancasts but when you do?
WOW!!!

I think this is the first Fancast I've ever seen
with a "BOOB-BREAK" (Bwess your widdle heart!)! lol
Now that's what I call entertainment! Two thumbs
up (But that's not all that's UP!!!)! ;D

Jim Caviezel is the perfect DRACULA! From Jesus
to Dracula what a range! He would own that roll!!!

FAN-FREAKIN'-TASTIC FANCAST TEA@!!!!!
MORE, MORE!!!! ;D ;D ;D
peterparker420
peterparker420 - 3/15/2010, 4:17 PM
lc- LOL!, May he PLEASE do another?..PLEASE!..LOL
Wadey09
Wadey09 - 3/15/2010, 4:20 PM
great cast @Tea!!!!
as always you're skewed sense of humor fuels the fire for many fanboys....
well, maybe not just fires!
;p
Hawksblueyes
Hawksblueyes - 3/15/2010, 4:33 PM
Great cast tea. I do have to say that the title had me believing it was going to be porn.;)
Scarface
Scarface - 3/15/2010, 4:37 PM
LOL @ hawksblueyes

boobies are the most erotic part of a womans body
AlexDeLarge87
AlexDeLarge87 - 3/15/2010, 5:06 PM
I was thinking Christian Bale, Michael Fassbender or Viggo Mortensen for Count Dracula, but h*ll!... James Caviezel would be f*cking awesome in that role!!:D

GREAT CHOICES!
Batmanknight
Batmanknight - 3/15/2010, 6:09 PM
Cool stuff man.

All the picks look like thier character. I havent read this before but it looks a lot like Blade. The Blade pick is cool.
lc
lc - 3/16/2010, 7:16 AM
oh ok pp this once lol ;)
AxlKomix
AxlKomix - 3/18/2010, 6:26 AM
Okay, I'm commenting so you no longer have an excuse to jump in my shit. I perused the cast. Very good from what I saw, but my dial-up makes me wait for the pics so it's hard to really evaluate. Freakin' dial-up! I've gotta wait for the boobs!
DDD
DDD - 3/27/2010, 10:55 PM
Teabag@ my email address is: [email protected].

I hope you look here to get my email!
You said you wanted it to discuss an idea for a fancast!
It was on my LEGION OF MONSTERS cast.
secretasianboy
secretasianboy - 6/26/2010, 3:10 PM
love the um..."break"
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