Duke- Tom Jane
I think Tom Jane would make a great Duke, unlike (Vomits) Channing Tatum.
He could play the awesome, badass Duke every GI Joe fan wants to see.
Snake Eyes- Ray Park
To me, Ray Park was the only good thing about the movie. He has the right amount of athleticism and knowledge of martial arts to play the highly-demanding role of Snake Eyes.
Scarlett- Scarlet Johannson
Personally I couldn't care less about Scarlett, so I just picked the first name off the top of my head. At least she'd be better than whoever the hell played Scarlett in Rise of Cobra. That, and Scarlett Johannson is sexy as hell.
Roadblock- Terry Crews
Personally, I am sick of Heavy Duty. To me he just seems like a rip off of Roadblock. In this movie, Roadblock, GI Joe's original tough-as-nails black guy, would be portrayed, played by Terry Crews. In casting this one, I really couldn't think of anyone else that has the physical build of Roadblock than Terry Crews. Hell, he even looks dead on like him! And, from what I've seen from Gamer, Terry Crews sure can kick some ass.
Hawk- Dennis Quaid
Personally, I didn't see anything wrong with Dennis Quaid as General Hawk. He has the right look for it, and is pretty good at playing a general.
Cobra Commander- Tobin Bell
As a big fan of the SAW franchise, I've always thought Tobin Bell would make a great Cobra Commander. He is extremely good at creepy, menacing roles, perfect for the creepy, menacing Cobra Commander every GI Joe fan would love to see.
Destro- Ray Stevenson
I think Ray Stevenson could play a great intimidating and intense Destro. He has the right size and build for it, and he can play intimidating roles like Destro.
Storm Shadow- Rain
Watch Ninja Assasin and tell me he wouldn't make a fantastic Storm Shadow.
Zartan- Dolph Lundgren
Based on the fact that he's starring in The Expendables, most likely he's still that giant beast we remember from the Rocky Movies. I think Dolph has the right amount of physical prowess needed to play Zartan.
So what do you guys think? Agree? Disagree? Tell me what you think in the only place you can!
Ciao!
This article is in memory of Phil Specher, 1981-2010. A lifelong friend and the biggest GI Joe fan anyone ever met.