Joslezio85 Casts the Dazzler Movie

Joslezio85 Casts the Dazzler Movie

Probably the most far out there I've ever been on a cast. Work with me people.

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By Joslezio85 - Sep 09, 2009 10:09 PM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic

Now, before you rag on me. At least make sure you've read this. I like to think I've built some cred here at CBM. Now, usually I wouldn't cast a music star, wrestler , etc etc as anyone. Aside from Zombie as Lobo. Just to throw that in there. But, I personally feel just by watching her, and the way she looks and acts and dresses and carries herself in general that there is no one better for this role. Not to mention the fact that the Dazzler is a pop star. So why not cast a pop star as a pop star? It seems to kinda work, ya know. Anyways, here's my pick for Dazzler.

Pink.
Dazzler.
Pink.
Dazzler.


Makes Sense right? No.

How about now?
Get it yet?
No. Try harder.
Got it?
Good.
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supermarioworldE
supermarioworldE - 9/9/2009, 10:46 PM
Im not familiar with the dazzler, but based on the pics, pink does look a bit like her
Joslezio85
Joslezio85 - 9/9/2009, 10:51 PM
she's not too big, or important of a character to be honest. but i've always fancied her. don't know why.
supermarioworldE
supermarioworldE - 9/9/2009, 11:19 PM
Same with my love for Last Action Hero. It's one of those movies that people have seen and tried to forget or just haven't seen at all. (sadly, just like the Jerky Boys movie)
darthstern
darthstern - 9/10/2009, 2:18 AM
wow you forget how ugly pink really is
nick cage for dazzler
TheMyth
TheMyth - 9/10/2009, 2:43 AM
Dazzler is the shit. She has always been underplayed, but is wicked powerful. Her mutant ability is to transform sound vibrations into light energy. The application for this is limited only by her imagination.
Spilox
Spilox - 9/10/2009, 3:55 AM
Not feeling it
jallanr
jallanr - 9/10/2009, 5:50 AM
i rlly don`t know that much about pink, (i don`t even know wut she sounds like!) so i don`t know.

woo hoo!
Ryden
Ryden - 9/10/2009, 6:00 AM
nah, pink would make a better boom-boom, they've pretty much got the same powers but boom-boom is a bit on the bad side
superdog
superdog - 9/10/2009, 8:15 AM
is pink still alive?
Joslezio85
Joslezio85 - 9/10/2009, 8:40 AM
yes, she's still alive. Don't know if her music career is still breathing, but she is still alive.

@themyth. That being said, whaddaya think of the pick?
Joslezio85
Joslezio85 - 9/10/2009, 8:40 AM
i don't think pink is ugly at all.
Shaman
Shaman - 9/10/2009, 8:49 AM
Pink is Bomb Queen LOL Dazzler is... i dunno... Kiera Knightly??? Still, decent choice Jos. But i don't know if she can act.
ThunderCougarFalconBird
ThunderCougarFalconBird - 9/10/2009, 8:55 AM
I heard Hugh Jackman has had a meeting with Miley Cyrus to get her into this role for Origins 2.
Joslezio85
Joslezio85 - 9/10/2009, 9:22 AM
he just wanted to bang her howlett.

Shaman. I don know if she can act either. But, I think she was born for this role, and would own it. So, maybe. I can dream.
Shaman
Shaman - 9/10/2009, 9:31 AM
You never know, jos.

Ron, why do we always have to hear about Cyrus in Superhero roles... i hardly have any teeth left to grind anymore!!! Batgirl was hard enough to deal with, why Dazzler?!?!?! Hopefully you're joking!

But seriously though, i wouldn't hate sketching Kiera Knightly as Dazzler... But she never had a costume worthy of mention in a portrait. I don't do full body portraits. People won't know if it's her to begin with, i think.
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 9/10/2009, 10:47 AM
PINK???

Hey wheres the rest of THE DAZZLER movie cast lol??
Joslezio85
Joslezio85 - 9/10/2009, 11:10 AM
yeah, pink. Better than Miley Cyrus. and I love Kiera Knightly. But there are SOOOOOOOOOOOO many better roles for her in the X-Universe.
Shaman
Shaman - 9/10/2009, 11:55 AM
Good point ;) Just figured that all Dazzler needed was a tight ass. Most other roles kinda require boobs...
Joslezio85
Joslezio85 - 9/10/2009, 12:03 PM
pink has a pretty nice everything if i recall.
REMY1
REMY1 - 9/10/2009, 12:57 PM
Pink is spot on for this role
CRITIC17
CRITIC17 - 9/10/2009, 1:47 PM
Got that right @Shaman ;)
TheMyth
TheMyth - 9/10/2009, 10:41 PM
lol, when I saw REMY1, I thought, "I don't remember posting?!?" hahahaha, ahem... REMY1, you owe me a trademark fee, 1 buffalo nickel... pay up!

Josh, lol I dig the cast too, forgot to mention it. Actually, I think sh'es perfect, and I'll go with her unless someone better pops that suits the role.
ThunderCougarFalconBird
ThunderCougarFalconBird - 9/11/2009, 7:50 AM
I know Hugh and Cyrus were seen having a "dinner meeting". Speculation was firing in the way of Dazzler for Origins 2, but there was also talk about Hugh joining her in a musical. No ones calling Hugh a peado though, or is she legal now?
Shaman
Shaman - 9/11/2009, 1:04 PM
Hugh's a pedo LOL :P But a very very talented one ;)
Spock
Spock - 9/15/2009, 11:11 AM
I would turn red over Pink!
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