Krang 2012 Update #5

Krang 2012 Update #5

The Krang Revolution has officially begun! In spite of the mainstream media's blackout of all Krang stories, the grassroots efforts of people like you are making a big difference!

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By Bvanhooker - Oct 11, 2012 09:10 PM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic

Hello Loyal Krang Supporters!

We here at Krang 2012 are proud to announce that the Krang Revolution has officially begun! In spite of the mainstream media's blackout of all Krang stories, the grassroots efforts of people like you are making a big difference.

First of all, signs like these:



Have been appearing all over metropolitan areas across the U.S. People are making their own Krang hats and shirts and underwear. In fact, there is one supporter in particular Krang would like to thank, and that is GroundXero at www.scabfarm.com who designed this wonderful Krang 2012 t-shirt:



It's available on redbubble here:

http://www.redbubble.com/people/groundxero/works/9432569-krang-2012

Unfortunately, Krang doesn't receive any of the proceeds from this, so he still needs your financial help to keep the Technodrome rolling along.

Which brings us to our next topic. Please, when donating, only send Krang donations of cash or credit, though he appreciates the gesture, Krang has been getting a lot of useless donations over the past few weeks. For example, Tokka and Razaar keep sending us dismantled street lights and broken car parts. This is of no help to Krang. Also useless, is the 40 lbs of fertilizer sent in by Groundchuck. Krang is not planting anything except for hate in the hearts of his supporters , which is something you don't need fertilizer for. Finally, and this is directed solely at the Rat King, cheese is not currency! Even if you draw your face on it, so please stop sending it.

Krang really needs to stress his need for financial support, His most recent fundraiser, a bank robbery by Rocksteady and Bebop was thwarted by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And the bake sale conducted by Leatherhead last week only brought in $3.29 plus one little kid's arm. Hardly enough to keep the campaign moving forward.

In spite of his financial troubles, Krang is having an impact on the national election. Though people now seem to be shifting their support to Romney once he announced his anti Big Bird policy. It was actually KRANG who who vowed to destroy Big Bird first.



Way back in 1990 when Jim Henson helped the Ninja Turtles get a movie produced, Krang vowed to kill Big Bird and the rest of Henson's Muppets, So far, he only succeeded in killing one muppet:



But if he is elected president, he will have the resources to finish them off. So, any Romney supporters who have pledged your support to him due to his anti Big-Bird policy, clearly, you should support Krang instead.

That's all for this week! Keep the donations coming! (no cheese)

From the desk of
Scumbug
Krang 2012 Campaign Manager
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NubaX
NubaX - 10/11/2012, 10:00 PM
KRAAAAAAAAAAAANG!
SkinnyOne
SkinnyOne - 10/11/2012, 11:16 PM
WTF did I just walk into
Niuhll
Niuhll - 10/12/2012, 1:47 AM
Yeah, the [frick] is this?
LP4
LP4 - 10/12/2012, 6:17 AM
Krang is the new Ralph Nader ;P
Shadowelfz
Shadowelfz - 10/12/2012, 6:46 AM
Yeah sorry these articles were cute at first, but by the fifth time... its starting to get old.
Greengo
Greengo - 10/12/2012, 7:08 AM
lmao. you guys need to lighten up.

Greengo
Greengo - 10/12/2012, 7:10 AM
Thegoddamnbatman52
Thegoddamnbatman52 - 10/12/2012, 7:27 AM
The fact that is is actually happening is amazing, I'm going to vote for Krang because I don't particularly like romney or Obama, if kraang won and our country was runn by comic book nerds it would the greatest four years in history
sameoldthing
sameoldthing - 10/12/2012, 8:31 AM
@SteveRogersSon
Your a dumbass..it's a silly fun article why don't you relax & try to enjoy some levity.
You don't like it,don't read or comment.
DemonicJoker666
DemonicJoker666 - 10/12/2012, 9:57 AM
my vote is for Krang, i think either way, Obama or Romney, we are screwed
FoxForce5
FoxForce5 - 10/12/2012, 10:59 AM
These articles, they amuse me (kind of like Onion stories) but seriously, if he can get on the ballot over here, I'll vote for Krang. Though, it would please me if he would promise to make cheese actual currency - finally!

 And @ yossarian: for some reason I have the sudden urge to eat flowers all of a sudden... like I'm hungry for them or something. Weird.
sameoldthing
sameoldthing - 10/12/2012, 9:42 PM
@SteveRogersgirlffriend
I assure you I didn't post this article but it's a harmless fun topic.

Mkay..? who says that?..oh,your dumbass.
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