Make Up A Scene For The Deadpool Movie!

Make Up A Scene For The Deadpool Movie!

Let's have some fun!

Fan Fic
By cookiepussproduction - Dec 07, 2009 01:12 PM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic


Obviously one of the most anticipated comic book films in development right now is the upcoming "Deadpool" film, based on The Merc with A Mouth. After the terrible adaptation of the Deadpool character--or should I say "Weapon XI"--in "X-Men Origins: Wolverine", many fans are excited to finally see the character be done justice in his own film.

Ryan Reynolds will be returning to play the merc, but it has been confirmed that the "Deadpool" film will be a reboot so don't expect any Wolverine cameos or anything like that in it. Thank god.

But one of the things most fans like to discuss about the film is, what should the jokes be? Obviously one of THE biggest things Deadpool (if not the biggest) is known for is his cracks. So let's all have some fun and come up with our own scenes for the "Deadpool" film!
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bleedthefreak
bleedthefreak - 12/7/2009, 1:35 PM
deadpool is hired to take down enemy drug smugglers that are forming competition for his hirer. so he shoots up the place and says about how he is your friendly neighbor hood spider man. when someone says your not spider man he snaps and starts going on a killing rampage
Wadey09
Wadey09 - 12/7/2009, 1:46 PM
opening scene:
the movie opens with a montage of deadpool footage from X-men Origins: Wolverine. We see Wade sharpening his sword. He cuts a bullet in half. We see him on the operating table. Then we get that facial closeup when he confronts Wolverine. then, out of nowhere, a red gloved hand pauses the movie with this awesome looking remote. and a voice says:
"You see, this is why I hate Hollywood. They always divert from the source material!"
Deadpool pops up in full costume in front of camera.
"Hey! Movie lovers! Just so you know: I am the REAL Deadpool! And yes I know; I still look and sound like Rya Reynolds!"
he sits back down and hits fast forward.
"Now lets skip this piece of garbage and get to where Fox tries to fix my origins to appease fans!"
and that is when the opening title for the movie starts.
ThisFan
ThisFan - 12/7/2009, 1:49 PM
@wadey09 ...perfect opening
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 12/7/2009, 2:28 PM
As long as he acts talks an walks like the real DEADPOOL its gonna be sweet!

Costume a big number one!!
Wadey09
Wadey09 - 12/7/2009, 2:36 PM
@Tyko and Stubby:
Thanks! that scene's been floating in my head for about five months and i think it would be the perfect opening.

but if they were going for a darker tone, then Axl's scene is the way to go!
peterparker420
peterparker420 - 12/7/2009, 3:03 PM
Wadey09- you hit the nail right on the head!
PERFECT OPENING!

Thats how deadpool is! he always adresses his readers/audiance! with some sort of narrative.
it's great!
SoratheKey
SoratheKey - 12/7/2009, 3:36 PM
Random Scene:

Deadpool: "Hello viewers and fans... any of you deaf out there?"

Silence (Cricket chirping)

Deadpool: "Well just in case... HEY GREY PUT UP THE SUBTITLES WILL YA!!!"

Subtitles appear on screen

Deadpool: "WHAT THE HELL! Nate you call these subtitles? Liven them up a little!"

Subtitles change having flower patterns around them

Deadpool: "Do you understand I am a mercenary?!?! FLOWER PATTERNS!"

Subtitles change and are just plain green

Deadpool: "Who do you think I am? The Green Lantern? That's a trick question by the way!"

Subtitles change color to yellow

Deadpool: "That's much better... and all you fans were wondering how I was going to talk yellow!"
flames809
flames809 - 12/7/2009, 3:36 PM
i think it should start when hes a kid to tells he life when he was young
bleedthefreak
bleedthefreak - 12/7/2009, 4:08 PM
@SoratheKey i like yours the best for the green lantern joke
SHHH
SHHH - 12/7/2009, 4:38 PM
found this

SHHH
SHHH - 12/7/2009, 4:40 PM
1chris2
1chris2 - 12/7/2009, 5:56 PM
it starts out with deadpool explaining what fox did wrong with the wolverine film. then hugh jackman enters the room. deadpool pulls out his sword, and chops his head off and says you already stared in four x-men films didnt give any of the other characters any screen time, and have a sequel to that piece of crap wolverine film your not the star of this one.he looks at the camera and says im deadpool B!+ches.
soldier1
soldier1 - 12/8/2009, 11:28 AM
how about we start the movie with the easter egg from wolverine origins and see the headless "deadpool" saying that "shhhh" line and then a red gloved hand picks the head up raising the camera to a scarred up faced ryan reynolds, he examines it, smirks and shrugs, says "nice try" chunks the head over his shoulder, puts his mask on, and runs off ninja style!!!
SoratheKey
SoratheKey - 12/8/2009, 11:51 AM
@bleedthefreak16: Thanks!
1chris2
1chris2 - 12/8/2009, 3:31 PM
soldier1 that would actually workout great.
CRITIC17
CRITIC17 - 12/10/2009, 2:04 PM
@Wadey/SoratheKey: Perfect opening/random scene!!!
TheNewBlack27
TheNewBlack27 - 8/28/2010, 1:25 PM
Did anybody notice that in the "trailer" at 00:38 that's actually the scene in Hitman with Timothy Olyphant where he's shooting up all the gun buyers at the presidentil nominees brothers place? Awesome movie, just not Deadpool for sure lol
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