Hello CBMers!!!
Basic premise, after the big victory a few of our favorite superheroes gather for some drinks and a little discussion. Allowing commentary on comic book movie things and whatnot. Ok, so gathered here today we have: Atom, Zatanna, Hawkman, Black Lightning, and special guest: Aquaman! The second shift crew.
ATOM: "Nice to have you on the second shift this week Arthur. That was a brutal battle, tell me, how does a starfish turn so evil?'
AQUAMAN: "Spending to much time with sponges, perhaps."
ZATANNA: "Good thing you got those dolphins to help out. They were soooo cute."
AQUAMAN: "Please, stop giving any praise to dolphins. Dolphins are dicks. Spend all their days mostly smoking seaweed and writing terrible fan fiction about me hooking up with a kraken, Namor, and Squidward. And they can be grossly descriptive and bizarre. We're talking Japanese bizarre."
BLACK LIGHTNING: "Haha, damn dolphins. Can't trust them, they to damn high!! So, how's Atlantis doing?"
AQUAMAN: "Very well actually. As a matter of fact, we're about to get a Starbucks soon."
ATOM: "I could really go for a triple espresso, whipped cream, vanilla latte."
HAWKMAN: "Atom, you're making me wonder, where did I put my mace?"
ATOM: "What?? Starbucks is great."
AQUAMAN: "Oddly enough, some dolphins are helping to build our Starbucks. The one that helped us today, he works on it. He's pretty cool. His name is Marbles and he's a big Game of Thrones fan. Can't stand that show however, and that's all he wants to talk about."
HAWKMAN: "What do you think about our mascot here, I picked him up yesterday.
Hawkman points to a chair high shelf behind him. On it lies some random items, in particular a small fish bowel with a single small goldfish inside."
AQUAMAN: "C'mon on now. You know I don't like that. But if you're going to keep him, at least get some better food. He tells me what your feeding him is disgusting."
ATOM: "So you guys get television in Atlantis?"
AQUAMAN: "Of course. There are some pretty damn crafty and ingenious Atlanteans. We even have this pretty awesome Daft Punk cover band, Depth Punk."
ATOM: "Wow. I used to be somewhat of a DJ back in my college days."
BLACK LIGHTNING: "Damn man, we know, you tell us every damn chance you get!"
ZATANNA: "What kind of plans does Batman have for us this week?"
ATOM: "Let's see, Godzilla, Turtles, Maleficent, oh...this is interesting. Preventing the team up of Igfy Azalea and Nikki Manaj."
ZATANNA: "
rolls her eyes Batman and his war on music. Good grief."
BLACK LIGHTNING: "So Aquaman, there any truth to that rumor of you being such a ladies man?"
AQUAMAN: "Oh...well lets just say, I've had my fair share of luck with the ladies."
ZATANNA: "Is that so? Ok Romeo. Give me your best line. Pick me up."
AQUAMAN: "Umm...wow, putting me on the spot here...let me think...ok. Ok. How about, hey there Zee, you know every time I see you, I'm reminded of the cereal Lucky Charms. Because just like them, I bet you're magically delicious."
The group breaks out into a loud laughter.
AQUAMAN: "What?? Like you could do any better. Ok. There's another I've been working on. In honor of Tom Cruise's new movie 'Edge of Tomorrow'. Ok. You know if I had that virus Tom has in his new flick, you know, were I had to live a single day over and over again. I'd want it to be the day I met you."
BLACK LIGHTNING: "I like that."
ZATANNA: "Certainly much better than comparing a lady to a breakfast cereal."
HAWKMAN: "Pppsshh! I don't need pick up lines. Just rely on my best move, showing them my club."
ATOM: "Oh yeah...I just imagine showing a lady a weapon goes over well. Sure, pal."
HAWKMAN: "...weapon? Oh! You thought I was talking about my mace."
ZATANNA: "Hawkman, you can be so disgusting sometimes."
HAWKMAN: "I'm sorry. You know your my girl though Zee. Oh, Aqua, did I tell you what the goldfish's name is?"
AQUAMAN: "Not yet. I'm sure he's just as curious to know. What is it?"
HAWKMAN: "It's hilarious....It's fishsticks....hahaha....you know, huh....you get it right? Like fish sticks? What're you a gay fish? Haha....so good, classic."
Aquaman places a finger to his temple, suddenly the goldfish leaps out of the fish bowel and slaps against Hawkman's face with a loud smack sound.
Thank you so much for the read!!!