Hello CBMers!!!
Basic premise, after the big victory a few of our favorite superheroes gather for some drinks and a little discussion. Allowing commentary on comic book movie things and whatnot. Ok, so gathered here today we have: Atom, Zatanna, Hawkman, Black Lightning, and special guest: The Teen Titans! Or at least, Robin, Impulse, and Wonder Girl. The second shift crew.
ATOM: "You know, he had ought to change his name to doctor not so bright. Am I right? Nevertheless, I would like to thank the Teen Titans for their immense assistance. Great job guys."
ZATANNA: "Thanks for that charming introduction, Dr. Suess."
IMPULSE: "Really wasn't to much trouble actually. Like Atom said, Dr. Light's bit of a push over. At least lately. Maybe something happened to him."
ZATANNA: "Please, don't go all sounding like some second rate novelist writing comic books."
IMPULSE: "You guys...uh...you guys, don't think it's a little to hot up here."
HAWKMAN: *Hawkman is eating noodles from a Chinese restaurant container* "sloop....Feels fine to me."
BLACK LIGHTNING: "Where in the hell did you get noodles from Hawkman?"
HAWKMAN: "Apparently it's my lucky day. These were just sitting there in the fridge."
BLACK LIGHTNING: "Haha, damn. Those were probably Batman's."
HAWKMAN: "And!? You say that like the Hawkman should be afraid. Look, I don't give two...
*glances over at the Teen Titans* ...uh...doo doos about what Batman would do."
ATOM: "You might've, if you paid attention to last week's Batman preparations plans."
HAWKMAN: "Pffft!!!! Please. What? Did he have a plan for people stealing leftovers? Geez, how do you work with that guy, Robin?"
IMPULSE: "...so hot..."
ROBIN: "It's not all that bad. I mean, you wouldn't think it....but...the bat cave...best WiFi in the world!"
BLACK LIGHTNING: "Hmm, so Wonder Girl, how's Diana these days? She seeing anyone? And if not, would she date someone with kids?"
WONDER GIRL: "I don't really know BL. Me and Wonder Woman don't really talk anymore. But if it helps, I think you could do better. Not to sound gross, but as everyone knows, she was raised on an island of woman from the ancient history times. I mean, like I said, not to be gross...but I had to tell her what a tampon is for."
IMPULSE: "...wooo....dang, no one else is incredibly hot?....so hot in here..."
ATOM: "Please, don't get us started on meta human women biologic processes."
ZATANNA: "Aww...poor little Atom. Don't be afraid of the glory that is female."
ATOM: "Obviously Zee, you've never met my ex-wife."
BLACK LIGHTNING: "So Robin, and be honest here...is Beast Boy really that dumb? I mean, I met him last week...and I kid you not...he actually, genuinely thought that aliens built the pyramids."
ROBIN: "I wish I could say no, but, yeah...he's kinda dumb. I blame the History Channel."
IMPULSE: "...freaking hot..."
ZATANNA: "Why do you care so much BL?"
WONDER GIRL: "He's so concerned, because as shocking as it sounds, Beast Boy is dating his oldest daughter."
The assembled group break out into laughter.
HAWKMAN: "...sloop...My friend, perhaps you need my mace.
*hands his mace over to Black Lightning* "
ZATANNA: "Anyway, Atom, what does the old dark knight have us working on this week?"
ATOM: "Oh...lets see here...
*shuffles through some papers before him* Not to much this week. Lets see....oh...Black Friday riots, free Pussy Riot and...what?!!? I can't believe this, something about pyramids being alien life form tombs."
ROBIN: "Well, it was great to fight alongside the Justice League and then wind down with you guys. But, we really should get back to Titans Tower. After all, I think Beast Boy is there all alone."
Wonder Girl and Robin stand up and begin to walk toward the teleports.
IMPULSE: "Guys!!!!! Oh man! See! I said it was hot in here. Guys, I got cramps. Like, the worst. Sorry. You're going to have to carry me."
Wonder Girl and Robin return, putting Impulse under their arms, they return to the teleports all together.
HAWKMAN: "...sloop...Good kids."
ZATANNA: "You know Hawkman. I hate to say this, but you were right about Batman's prep plans for last week. "Finding the person who's always eating our food" it was. And those noodles? Sorry, not noodles. I placed an incantation on a box of earthworms, so they would appear as noodles. Of course, only the "food thief" would've ended up eating them, as Batman said."
The group, besides Hawkman, break out into laughter again.
BLACK LIGHTNING: "Damn man, looks like the "Cawk" man's going to be asking where he put his mace at again. Here.
*hands Hawkman back his mace* "
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