DEADPOOL KILLS THE DISNEY UNIVERSE

DEADPOOL KILLS THE DISNEY UNIVERSE

After my recent article on the top ten most badass Disney characters, I've been inspired to add to my Disney inspired articles, Deadpool kills the Disney universe.

By TheDpool - May 05, 2014 09:05 AM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic
Source: comicbookmovie.com

Okay so this could be a Marvel/Disney animated movie or a one off graphic novel.

Either way kids its going to be R rated.



DEADPOOL KILLS THE DISNEY UNIVERSE

Our story starts out in 'Sonny's Diner' just off the freeway in Texas, a crazed magician named Harp holds a gun at the scared customers as he yells about how the portal will be open soon, on the counter behind him lies a book of spells, it glows green and purple light and above a portal is opening.

S.H.E.I.L.D. agents close in on the diner and after getting word from Director Hill, S.H.E.I.L.D. agents storm the place but its too late, Harp has entered the portal, back at the S.H.E.I.L.D. Hellicarrier Director Hill discusses where this portal lead with S.H.E.I.L.D. scientists.

Meanwhile in New York, Deadpool makes his way down the street arguing with himself over the lack of Taco's he's had in the last week, a strange man bumps into Deadpool quickly walking ahead, Deadpool yells at the man but then notices he's being watched. After a short chase scene through an apartment building Deadpool finds himself surrounded by S.H.E.I.L.D. agents, Director Hill approaches and demands Deadpool comes with them to the Hellicarrier.

In a holding cell on the Hellicarrier, Deadpool locked in the cell demands answers and Taco's, Hill comes to the cell and states that, Deadpool is wanted on over eighty charges but S.H.E.I.L.D. are willing to work out a deal, Hill tells Deadpool about the recent opening of a portal that they believe leads to a dangerous universe due to how different it is, updating Deadpool on who Harp is, an ex S.H.E.I.L.D. agent that went crazy after seeing the effects of parallel universe's.

Hill tell's Deadpool that Harp's presence in this other universe could be fatal for it and Deadpool is S.H.E.I.L.D.'s choice for who should be sent to bring Harp back, Deadpool soon agree's when he thinks that this universe could lead to riches, S.H.E.I.L.D. give Deadpool a tracking device and a transporter that will allow Deadpool to travel all over this universe and help locate Harp, S.H.E.I.L.D. have managed to recreate the portal using signals but it can only be opened for a short amount of time.

On the top deck of the Hellicarrier the new portal is opened and Deadpool dives into it, missing Hill ordering him not to kill while in the other universe.

THE DISNEY UNIVERSE

The scene cuts to Tuscany as Geppetto sings 'When You Wish Upon A Star', the portal opens above Geppetto's workshop and Deadpool falls out crashing through the roof and on top of a small puppet boy, Geppetto rushes in crying out as he looks at Deadpool sat on the broken puppet Pinocchio, who comes to life and cries "Papa!", after an angry Geppetto attacks Deadpool with tools, Deadpool shoots him seemingly to death. The scene cuts to the Tuscany countryside still at night where Deadpool sits working out the tracking device, using Pinocchio as a campfire, realizing that the tracking device only shows the signature of Harp's presence and so it could mean that he has been there but up to an hour ago, the tracking device shows that Harp was last in London so Deadpool leaves for London leaving Pinocchio to burn out.

In London Wendy, Michael and John Darling lie in their beds, suddenly Wendy is awoken by a shadow that stands against the bedroom wall (it resembles Peter Pan until it turns to the left) Deadpool steps out of the shadows and creeps up to a shocked Wendy, "Hey I'm Santa" Wendy goes to scream and the scene cuts to the three Darling children tied up and gagged in the corner of the room, Deadpool sits on a bed looking at the tracking device confused, it says that Harp had been in London but left for the rainforest's off the coat of Africa, Deadpool goes towards the window opening it he jumps out and uses the teleport to teleport away, Peter Pan arrives flying through the open window he looks at the tied up children and flies away commenting "I'm not falling for that again!".

In the African rainforest Deadpool uses a machete to pack away leaves and vines, using the tracking device he catches Harp's signal showing that Harp is here and close by, Tarzan swings through the tree's using the vines carrying Jane Porter as they are chased by the large group of Baboons, suddenly as the baboons get close to Tarzan his vine is cut and he and Jane fall towards the ground, quickly grabbing another vine the baboons run off scared, Tarzan and Jane sit on a tree as Tarzan say's "Me Tarzan" Deadpool climbs the tree interrupting saying "You guy's haven't seen a Taco Bell around here have you?" the two look at him confused and speechless, Deadpool feeling awkward leaves revealing all the baboons are behind him as he leaves they all charge for Tarzan leaving Jane screaming as blood splats everywhere indicating Tarzan's death.

Deadpool stumbles on a small campfire and Harp, he chants into the night sky then spots Deadpool holding  gun aimed at him, "Your one of them from home!" Harp shouts but Deadpool charges for him, Harp throws a handful of smoke on the ground disappearing with it, Deadpool lies unconscious in the grass.

END OF PART ONE.....



I'd love to hear your idea's on how to take part two and what your thoughts are so far so get in touch. 


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Pasto
Pasto - 5/5/2014, 9:20 AM
So this is going to be one of THOSE threads...

Me likey.
Pasto
Pasto - 5/5/2014, 9:23 AM
0mega, check your inbox.
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 5/5/2014, 10:04 AM
Cool lol, funny :p

Pity it ain't FOX instead of Disney tho ;p
Sumitsjc
Sumitsjc - 5/5/2014, 10:09 AM
Take this to Extreme..
TheHero
TheHero - 5/5/2014, 10:28 AM
Good job!!!!!
BoomTubeB
BoomTubeB - 5/5/2014, 10:31 AM
Deadpool & Boba Fett raising hell across the universe! what a great buddy flick it would be!
BoomTubeB
BoomTubeB - 5/5/2014, 10:33 AM
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