bleedthefreak's Really Short Spoiler-Free Reviews

I have delayed putting these reviews up for a while and if you're wondering how I saw KICK-ASS my uncle gets screening passes on gofobo.com.

KICK-ASS: So first question did it KICK-ASS? Yes it was [frick]ing amazing. Now im gonna start off with the bad(well bad to most of you) is parts of the story are changed slightly. Thankfully no major parts. The reason i don't consider this bad is because i liked the changes made more then the comic story. The movie is just as amazing as i was expecting a movie with normal people fighting crime as superheros to be. Truly my favorite CBM to date. Much like in the comics to me hitgirl steals the show as well as Clark Duke better known by some from sex drive. The movie is funnier than the comics and is the first CBM i thought was better then the comics

4 out of 4

Wolfman: Let me be probably the first 15 year old to say he owns every original wolfman related movie from the late 30s and 40s. Now this remake was boring and a disgrace compared to the original. Me and my friends became the people that talk so much you want them kicked out but nobody else seemed to care much either. The movie has one person that does great and that man is Hugo Weaving. Everybody else just sucked and for someone like me who considers Encino Man one of the greatest movies ever you think acting shouldn't matter. Well i dont take most movies seriously but i know which ones i should and i thought this would be one of them. I am so glad this movie flopped.

1 out of 4

Hot Tub Time Machine: this one is gonna be really short. Back to the future meets Hangover. John Cusack, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke,Crispin Glover, Chevy [frick]ING Chase. Get off the computer and see this movie.

4 out of 4

Shes Out Of My League: i was surprised it wasn't a chick flick. Actually a very raunchy movie. But it probably one of the best surprises ever. This movie is actually a great dude flick. It not much of a romantic comedy. I am not saying that woman wont like it but i just thought it would be way more of the wedding singer type. Mike Vogel for Cap.

3 out of 4

Cop Out: Let me start out by saying i hate no Kevin Smith movies but i was worried about this one. Kevin Smith admits he sucks at action and as a fan of all his movies i can only agree. Also this is Kevin Smiths first movie he directed he didn't write. But this is a great flick and much funnier then i was expecting. The comedy was their and surprisingly so was the action. Bruce Willis holds his own when it comes to jokes as well as the rest of the cast.

3 out of 4