SPIDER-MAN: 5 Times Peter Parker Was The Marvel Cinematic Universe's DUMBEST Superhero

SPIDER-MAN: 5 Times Peter Parker Was The Marvel Cinematic Universe's DUMBEST Superhero

Spider-Man is one of the MCU's greatest superheroes, but the young Peter Parker has made his fair share of blunders over the years and has, at times, been among this shared world's dumbest characters...

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By HamiltonParker - Feb 23, 2022 12:02 PM EST
Filed Under: Spider-Man

Today, Sony announced an official release date for Spider-Man: No Way Home on Digital and physical media. It's news that's been welcomed by fans eager to relive his greatest big screen adventure, but if the film proved anything, it's that the MCU's Peter Parker doesn't always make the wisest decisions!

In this feature (which is all in good fun, especially as we're all big Spidey fans here at CBM), we take a look back at five times this iteration of the wall-crawler was the MCU's dumbest superhero.

Peter only just learned that "With Great Power There Must Also Come Great Responsibility," which is evident from his actions over the years in films like Spider-Man: Homecoming and Avengers: Infinity War. We also touch on one very specific moment in No Way Home

You can find our ranking of Spidey's biggest MCU blunders by taking a look through the slides below.
 

5. Joining #TeamIronMan

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When rookie superhero Peter Parker found Tony Stark sitting in his living room, no one ccould really blame him for getting caught up in the moment. However, the fact that he was so quick to trust Iron Man and believe that what Captain America and the rest of those heroes were doing was wrong was far from the web-slinger's smartest move.

As someone so protective of his secret identity, Peter signing up with the pro-Sokovia Accords team of Avengers goes against so much of what he stands for as a hero and is downright irresponsible. 

Heck, during his fight with Captain America, Spider-Man pretty much admits to not being 100% sure why he's there. With that in mind, we can't forgive the dumb decision Spidey chose to make in Captain America: Civil War when he clearly gave little to no thought about whether he was on the right side. 
 

4. Trusting Mysterio

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Quentin Beck came up with a believable backstory in Spider-Man: Far From Home, and with "Nick Fury" clearly trusting of the Multiversal hero, we can understand why Peter would buy into his act so quickly (especially in the wake of his former mentor, Iron Man, tragically dying). 

All of that is well and good, but the wall-crawler handing over E.D.I.T.H. to someone he's just met was a crazy decision, and one that didn't reflect overly well on young Peter. Iron Man had entrusted his arsenal to Spider-Man and he threw that all away...to have fun with his friends in Europe? It was a selfish decision on the hero's part and one we know had devastating consequences.

By handing Tony's drones to Mysterio, Spidey put countless lives at risk. Yes, it was an honest mistake, but we'd like to think Spider-Man will be a little smarter than this moving forward in the MCU.
 

3. Trip Into Outer Space

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Spider-Man once again failed to use his head when he clung onto the side of that spaceship hovering above New York City. We'll give the high school student props for trying to do the right thing, but when Iron Man gave him an "out" by sending Peter back to Earth...well, he should have taken it!

Abandoning his Aunt May, MJ, Ned, and, well, the entire planet just to follow Tony into outer space wasn't a smart move and left him in a scenario where he was in way over his head. We loved seeing Spidey swing into action on Titan in Avengers: Infinity War, but this Friendly Neighborhood hero was all too quick to abandon that neighborhood for an adventure that ended badly for him.

Peter was going to be dusted either way, unfortunately, but we do wonder if that battle back on Earth might have ended differently had Captain America and company had help from Spider-Man...
 

2. Seeking Out Doctor Strange's Help

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Mysterio revealing Spider-Man's secret identity to the world ruined Peter's life but, aside from trouble getting into college, his newfound fame wasn't that bad. Yes, it was all very overwhelming, but with time, we're sure the teenager would have been as accepted as every other superhero in the MCU that doesn't have a secret identity...which is pretty much each and every one of them!

Seeking out Doctor Strange's help wasn't a dumb idea in and of itself, but not being more specific with the spell was. It was because of that indecisiveness the Multiverse ended up being thrust into madness and, had Peter used his brain and just spoken with the head of admissions at M.I.T., May Parker would still be alive, the world would remember who Peter is, and he'd likely be in Boston by now.

In fairness, we understand why Spider-Man did what he did in No Way Home, but it was another irrational, irresponsible moment we hope will now put him on a more responsible path from here. 
 

1. The Staten Island Ferry Incident

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Despite Iron Man, a bona fide Avenger, telling Peter to go back to protecting his neighbourhood, Spider-Man decides to track down The Vulture and ends up in the middle of an FBI sting. 

Had he listened, Adrian Toomes would have been arrested there and then, but it all went wrong, and those innocent people on the Staten Island Ferry nearly lost their lives as a result. Peter would eventually prove himself in Spider-Man: Homecoming, but not before crashing a plane and making a lot of mistakes. He may have also inadvertently created one of his greatest foes in the process.

Mac Gargan was among the injured on that ferry and clearly wants revenge on Spider-Man. We fully anticipate him coming for that in the next trilogy, transforming into Scorpion or potentially even Venom; that's going to cause havoc, but another dumb decision could soon catch up to the hero...

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RokoVII
RokoVII - 2/23/2022, 12:33 PM
What a headline. What an article. ‘Dumbest’ superhero? How old are you?
abd00bie
abd00bie - 2/23/2022, 12:33 PM
Yeah slow news day lol
GhostDog
GhostDog - 2/23/2022, 12:34 PM
OptimusCrime
OptimusCrime - 2/23/2022, 12:36 PM
WHAHAHAHAHA

This

[frick]ing

Article
regularmovieguy
regularmovieguy - 2/23/2022, 12:40 PM
I mean, the title is incredibly flamebait-y but Peter was a massive [frick]-up between Far From Home and No Way Home.
Superspecialawesomeguy
Superspecialawesomeguy - 2/23/2022, 12:40 PM
Yeah tbh I dunno about who was strongest or fastest Spider-Man but Tom was definitely the dumbest lol.

Darth258
Darth258 - 2/23/2022, 12:40 PM
Making the spell about his secret identity instead of just making people forget about Mysterio.
Luigi
Luigi - 2/23/2022, 12:47 PM
Would be nice to see a Spider-Man movie where everything wasn't his fault and he could be heroic rather than just cleaning up his own messes.
Reeds2Much
Reeds2Much - 2/23/2022, 12:54 PM
@Luigi - So a Spider-Man movie that has nothing to do with the comic books at all?
ANewPope
ANewPope - 2/23/2022, 12:57 PM
@Luigi - Might as well be whole different character then.
ChrisRed
ChrisRed - 2/23/2022, 1:01 PM
@Reeds2Much - Not true at all. In most Spider-Man stories, Peter's personal life has nothing to do with what's going on with the villains and Peter is rarely to blame for what happens. I mean it's not his fault/mess that someone like Doc Ock tries to take over the world or something.
ChrisRed
ChrisRed - 2/23/2022, 1:03 PM
@Luigi - Agreed. At this point it would be nice to have a movie where the villain has no personal relation to Peter. A movie where Spider-Man must defend and not clean up his own mess. A movie where the villain doesn't need to learn who's behind the mask.
Supercat6376
Supercat6376 - 2/23/2022, 12:47 PM
Lmao show me one smart teenager
Nightwing1015
Nightwing1015 - 2/23/2022, 3:12 PM
@Supercat6376 - Peter Parker from the comic books? The guy who was supposed to have the genius level intellect.

Peter Parkers isn't the average teenager. He's meant to be above average.
Supercat6376
Supercat6376 - 2/24/2022, 8:59 AM
@Nightwing1015 - of course how many dopey smart teenagers have you met though? They great on tests and then you find them glued to a toilet seat lol
ElricReturns
ElricReturns - 2/23/2022, 12:57 PM
I both appreciate this article and find it ridiculous.

I appreciate it because it's 100% correct, MCU Peter Parkers defining characteristic is "he's young and makes mistakes". But they go overboard with it. He's not simply ignorant do to his age, he's dangerously idiotic. And his horrendous lapses in judgment aren't even realistic, it's literally to force a plot forward because they couldn't genuinely manufacture a better Spiderman story.

Peter Parker is a genius level intellect. Sure he makes mistakes in the comics, his falability is certainly an cornerstone of the character, but in the comics his mistakes are genuinely well written and not a result of him being a bone head and freeing multidimensional super villains because they agreed to be nice... no restraints or contingency plans, just walking around..... MCU Peter Parker is a moron and it's not because he's young, it's because he's always been a poorly written character in the MCU and it needs to be talked about.

But also.... this being an article on main.... lol
cocaegelo
cocaegelo - 2/23/2022, 1:08 PM
Some of those points are valid BUT other are just plain dumb. In the comics Spider-man was #TeamIronMan (and he just went #TeamCaptain because Civil War was a big arc in the comics and not a 120 minutes film) and because he went #TeamIronMan in the comics his identity was revealed, when he went to #TeamCaptain the Kingpin made someone shot his house and Aunt May almost died and after that he made a pact with [frick]in' MEPHISTOPHELIS to make everybody forget his identity so...Yeah, Spider-man does a lot of dumb shit and has to clean - this is almost his motto. I think MCU Spider-man isn't well written but a lot of things in this articles are straight from the comics and "trip to outer space" as a mistake? He went where he had to go.
inkniron
inkniron - 2/23/2022, 1:08 PM
Only one of those is truly dumb. Chalk the rest up to being young, naive, uninformed or inexperienced. Then again, very few of us always made good decision before the age of 18.

A lot of us probably still don't.
ElricReturns
ElricReturns - 2/23/2022, 1:29 PM
@inkniron - even at like 8 years old, I watched enough TV and movies, read enough comics and YA books to know it's really [frick]ing stupid to let supervillans go with absolutely no fail safe and let your squishy Aunt tag along, then be at all surprised or taken off guard when they turn on you and kill your Aunt deliberately and destroy city property that injured countless innocent people and realistically killed many innocent people. And im not even a genius level intelligence, even I wouldn't just set them free.... Peter's entire plan was idiotic and that's not youth and inexperience, thats lazy writing.

It's Pitch Meeting level crap.

"But Peter Parker in a genius level intelligence, why would he just let them all go so they can turn on him and kill Aunt May?"

"So the movie can happen."

"Oh, ok!"
MyCoolYoung
MyCoolYoung - 2/23/2022, 1:28 PM
Peter had just died and come back to life and obviously having anxiety attacks while in the suit, him wanting a break from everything was much needed and anyone can see why he'd make that decision. If anything it was Talos Fury fault for Peter's trust in mysterio.

Why the hell wouldn't he go into space? He literally explained why he went 2 seconds after revealing he was there.

Iron man was seemingly ignoring him while dangerous guns and weapons were being put on the street. He acted in a way he knew how and that was to stop the bad guy.
Vanillain
Vanillain - 2/23/2022, 1:42 PM
Not as dumb as the guy who is a savant in surgery, published medical articles left and right, mastered the mystic arts, and still lost in a realm he has full control over because... geometry. 🤪
dragon316
dragon316 - 2/23/2022, 1:47 PM
Don’t know what’s worse article being right about spiderman making bad choices or comics not showing spiderman real intelligence in comics he’s smart in comics but he also makes stupid decisions not using full potential of his brain probably reason I never could into spiderman comics begin with only his villians
BritishMonkey
BritishMonkey - 2/23/2022, 1:50 PM
He's also a teenage boy. Teenage boys are [frick]ing idiots so of course he'll make incredibly dumb choices!
MrDandy
MrDandy - 2/23/2022, 1:52 PM
He. Is. 15 to 17

Kids make dumb mistakes. It’s also part of his character building and a lot of these are him trying to do the right thing and be a good person and falling short.

Crap article.
Jeight8
Jeight8 - 2/23/2022, 1:59 PM
Well considering you keep using your HamiltonParker alt Josh while we all know its you, does that make you the CBM.com's DUMBEST editor?
Lokiwasright
Lokiwasright - 2/23/2022, 2:27 PM
Only one 1 agree with is 5.

The rest made sense. I think his choice of "female" should come in to question.
Winston19
Winston19 - 2/23/2022, 2:50 PM
Imagine how long of a list it would be if we made a HamiltonParker dumbest articles list.
Nightwing1015
Nightwing1015 - 2/23/2022, 3:08 PM
How can you forget the dumbest moment of all. Nearly getting his entire class blown up on the bus and then getting them to look out the window while he jumped out of the bus and destroyed the drones??

Far From Home was a straight up slapstick comedy film at times.
braunermegda
braunermegda - 2/23/2022, 4:53 PM
slow day, huh
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