The Comic Book Jerk is back! This time he brings you the most foul mouthed epic review of the 1989 Batman film. From Johnny Depp being the penut in Burton's turds all the way to complaining about casting Billy Dee Williams in the film but never letting him be Two Face, this epic 24 minute review says everything you were afraid to say about Batman and takes it farther than you ever thought.
Not only does he remind you of all the things you love about Batman he also breaks loose and reminds you of all the things you hate now or hated then about the sequels including not bringing back any of the cast of Batman and Batman returns except for Alfred and Jim Gordon. Believe me no one is safe!Remember how the movie focuses on The Joker murdering Bruce Waynes parents? Well, we know damn well it was Joe Chill who did and and in this review you will understand why it really was such a big deal and why it was one of the biggest faults with the films even if you were afraid to say anything about it this review will remind you.Looking back at this film and watching the Nolan films you can tell which ones were boring and which ones weren't but lets not get into that.So buckle up, grab a extra par of jeans and prepare to change your fanboy panties not only will this review make you want to troll your fingers off, it will make you go William Shatner all over you fresh Batman underpants. It 24 minutes you will be reminded of all the things you loved and hated about the Burton films.
But be warned this review contacts Explicit launguage and may not be suitable for younger audiences and deffinatly not not safe for watching at work unless your as crazy as The Joker or just don't care about your job, hum, this would be a pretty good way to quit your job just play it as loud as you can.
BATMAN 1989 COMIC BOOK JERK REVIEW!