Cap, Thor, Iron Man, Hulk, Wasp, Yellowjacket, Vision and Scarlet Witch are gathered around the Christmas tree in Avengers Tower. Wasp and Scarlet are snuggled up to their significant others while Cap, Thor, Stark and Hulk sit on the floor opening presents and presenting gifts to each other. Hulk hands Thor a rock.
Thor: ... What is it?
Hulk: Stupid Goldilocks, it's a rock! For beating hammer into new shapes!
Thor: Ah... Steve, here you are. It was forged by the dwarves of Nidavellir.
Thor hands Cap a disc shaped present, poorly wrapped with sellotape. He opens it to find a stone shield with Cap's traditional shield design on it.
Cap: Oh, wow, you really didn't need to go to all this trouble.
Thor: Trouble? I'm their King, they have to do what I say, and if that was not enough to put your conscience at ease, it was free of charge!
Cap: Y'know what, that actually does change my opinion of it. Thank you all the same, Thor.
Thor: 'T'was my pleasure, Rogers.
Cap: Here's yours, Stark. Hope you like it.
Cap hands Tony a small box, laced with velvet and coloured a deep navy blue. He opens it to find two golden cufflinks in the shape of the Avengers "A".
Stark: Holy crap, Steve, these are so freakin' awesome, I can't wait to put 'em on for dinner.
Hulk: Then return them afterwards?
Stark: Ha, no...
He closes the box gingerly. Then grabs a gift from under the tree.
Stark: Here you go, Vis, made it all by myself.
He leans over to Vision and hands him the rectangular box. Vision opens it slowly, Scarlet peering into the box as he does so. Her eyes widen. Vision shoots a frustrated look at Tony.
Vision: If I could, I'd vomit, right now.
Tony: Oh, c'mon, it's a joke! Have a sense of humour, jeez.
Wasp: So, what'd you get me, honey.
Hulk: Ha, Hulk gets joke!
Wasp What joke?
Hulk: You call bumblebee man, "honey".
The couple take a moment to let it die.
YJ: I got us two tickets to see Wicked tonight on Broadway.
Wasp: OHMIGOSH, see that's why I married you!
She kisses him.
Wasp:I need to go pick an outfit!
She jumps off the couch and runs through to the next room. There's a moment of silence. A door slams and Yellowjacket leans forward to speak to Stark.
YJ: You wouldn't happen to have two tickets to see Wicked tonight would'ja?
Stark: You lied to her? Man, are you gonna be in the doghouse tonight.
YJ: I had tickets, I dunno where they went! One minute they were on my dresser and the next, they were gone. I dunno what could've happened.
Stark: Alright, come with me, I'll see if I have any layin' around.
The pair leave to find the allusive tickets.
Vision nudges Scarlet Witch.
Vision: You want to see Wicked tonight?
He pulls two tickets from inside his chest.
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