So, when we left off with this tale, Wolvie was living with Deadpool and he didn't much like it. Now, ol' three minds is moving in with Bob of HYDRA. Logan's helping his pal get his stuff into the loading van...
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Logan leans with his arms folded on a lamp post, while Deadpool makes his way out of the house with a box labelled "My COOL Shit". Bob sits in the front of the moving truck listening to the radio, which has AC DC "Shook Me All Night Long", playing on it. Deadpool puts the box in the back of the truck and places his hands on his hips.
DEADPOOL: Well, that's the last one of my cool shit boxes.
WOLVERINE: They all had that on 'em, Wade.
DEADPOOL: Yeah, 'cause everything I own is cool.
WOLVERINE: Last time I checked, tape decks were one of the most undesirable things on the planet.
DEADPOOL: Shut up, you know nothing! It reminds me of a simpler time.
WOLVERINE: Sex dolls remind you of simpler times too?
DEADPOOL: Aw, look at us, slinging insults at each other.
WOLVERINE: No, it's just me insultin' you, poindexter. Whereabouts you 'n' goggle face headed.
DEADPOOL: Bob says his aunt's ill and she could go any day now. She lives in New York, we figure drivin' from Cali, she'll be long gone by the time we get there.
WOLVERINE: We're in Georgia, Wade.
DEADPOOL: Yeah, well we're goin' to Cali. Bob heard there's some good hookers down there.
WOLVERINE: Anything Bob doesn't hear?
DEADPOOL: Me and yo momma! HAHA! Hey Bob didja hear that? BOB?!
BOB: What, I'm rockin' out up here?
DEADPOOL: I just zinged Logan, it was great, you should feel like shit for missin' it!
BOB: Whatver, Wade. You done back there, or is this road trip off?
DEADPOOL: Yeah, just gimme a sec. (He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a spoon). You know what this is Logi-Bear?
WOLVERINE: Enlighten me.
DEADPOOL: This is the very spoon I ate my first breakfast with you with. I kept it 'cause y'know, I'm a sucker for sentimental shit. I just want you to know I'm gonna keep it... as a reminder of all the fun times we had livin' together. It's been an honour 'n' a pleasure, sideburns. (He puts his hand out for Wolverine to shake).
WOLVERINE: Really? 'Cause this is how I remember it: We had one breakfast together. You interrupted a poker game I was havin' with my friends. You completely ruined my Christmas dinner with the X-Men. You murdered a boy band and the chick who hired you to do it and you killed the Queen of England, usurped her throne, outran MI5, MI6, MI13 and the SAS. You went out and got drunk with Thor, Hercules and Beta Ray Bill. You played a game of Magic the Gathering with Weasle, which you refused to play the fair way. You obliterated half of Hollywood, includin' the Kardashians, Nicolas Cage 'n' a few other celebrity types. And to top it all off, you tried to knock around with the supervillains in Doc Ock's bar!
They stand for a moment or two in complete silence. Only the sound of "Thunderstruck" from the radio breaks the silence. Deadpool shrugs.
DEAPOOL: Well... it was fun for me.
He turns and gets into the truck, tucking the spoon away as he does so. He and Bob sit for a moment before Bob drives away. The radio begins...
"Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality..."
Bob and Deadpool simply look at each other before joining in.
DEAPOOL AND BOB:
"Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me,
to meeeee...
MAMAAAAAAAA!"
The pair ride off into the sunset.
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Well, I hope that brought back memories, it sure did for me. Hope you guys enjoyed this and I'll see you next time on Nova's Funhouse!
(The Wayne's World ending coulda been worse. I may have gone with the Scooby-Doo ending thing... maybe next time...)
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I overthink pretty much anything to do with the MCU, but hey, we're allowed to speculate on these sorts of things right?