PULP TIME: An Adventure Time Fan-Fic

PULP TIME: An Adventure Time Fan-Fic

A Tarantino-style fan-fiction for Adventure Time fans... who are also Tarantino fans.

By Bread - Mar 19, 2013 06:03 PM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic



Ice King and the Earl of Lemongrab are fleeing from the Candy Kingdom after a failed heist. Ice King is flying and Lemongrab is riding on his Lemon Camel. They come across a cave to hide in. Lemongrab leaves his camel outside, and they enter the cave.

Lemongrab- That was UNACCEPTABLE! This plan of yours was screwed from the start! Now we have the Banana Guards after us.

Ice King- Hey man, how the hell was I supposed to know the Gumball Guardian was gonna hear us? I froze all the tellers before they could get to the alarms. It was that god damn camel of yours that got the Guardian's attention!

Lemongrab- How was I supposed to escape without my Lemon Camel? And we needed him to carry all the bags.

Ice King- Forget about the damn camel! We need to figure out how we're gonna-

Finn and Jake then show up at the opening of the cave. Finn interrupts Ice
King.

Finn- YO! Douchebags! What's going on in here?

Ice King- The hell do you want man?

Finn- I don't know, we just heard about a couple of tools that just tried robbing the Candy Bank.

Lemongrab- He knows too much, I gotta get to my camel!

Jake- You mean this camel?

Jake then pulls over Lemongrab's camel, and it is dead with three gunshot wounds.

Lemongrab- EEEEUUUAAAAAAAGGGHH!

Lemongrab then pulls out his sound sword. Finn and Jake both pull out 9MM pistols.

Ice King- Alright everybody let's just stay cool, we don't need to do anything extreme here-

Lemongrab then swings his sword, but Finn and Jake both shoot him down before he can do anything. Ice King then fires an ice blast that hits and freezes Jake. Ice King almost gets by Finn but he is shot to death.
Finn uses the butt of his gun to break away the ice holding Jake. Jake then breaks free of the ice himself.

Finn- You good?

Jake- Yea... I'm good.

The two walk away.

END.
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Bread
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