Loki:
Kneel before me, for I am Loki of Asgard
About to rip up this Mortal Kombat reject real hard
You sound Sean Connery talking through a megaphone
I’ll rip that crab off your face, then squash all your bones
It took a team of six to stop my world domination plans
You got taken out by a p***y on a bike, oh, how sad
Let’s see your mercenary army take on the power of the Tesseract
Talia was having fun last night playing around with my staff
Bane:
Quit spewing s****y rhymes, you idiotic pretty faced prick
Cause I’m about to break your back just like a tiny stick
Who can win a brawl of strength? Just look at my muscles
Best give up now you horny b***h, go thrown in your towel
My custody of Gotham lasted for multiple months
You couldn’t even get past the first battle, you c***
After this fight, you’re gonna run back to Odin and cry
When Asgard is in ashes, you have my permission to die
Loki:
I am a god, you’re just a freak with a mask
Beating you in this battle will be such an easy task
My mighty Chitauri will take the League of Shadows by storm
You’ll remember this as the day you wish you were never born
Bane:
You think I’ll let your army give the League of Shadows a hit?
I mean, the first part of their name sounds like total “Chit”
Big Bad Bane just gave you a verbal massacre
You can never defeat me, Asgardian b***h, cause your style’s mediocre
Who won? You decide!