Who Could Drink More?

Hello CBMers!!! This little bit was inspired by the latest poll question. Who could drink the most? What if these five did sit around and put the theory to test. Behold...

After three hours of drinking, most of the gathered five appear incredibly inebriated. Iron Man has his helmet off and is red eyed and wobbly. Superman is glossy eyed and has the five o' clock shadow. Thor looks flushed with a nonsensical grin upon his face. Wonder Woman is practically passed out, she's slumped over on the table, drink in hand. Wolverine appears the most sober,his legs propped on the table, cigar in mouth.

Wolverine: "So yeah, turns out, they're bones!!"

Superman:*chuckles* "Alright, enough stories about Thor's mother."

Thor: *smashes glass on floor* "ANOTHER!! Me and my kin require more!"

Iron Man: "Ok,ok,ok, but this has to be the last one. *hiccups* I gotta, I gotta, I gotta call Pepper! Where's my phone?"

Superman: "Here. Use Mine. It's a Windows Nokia Lumia." *winks and grins as he hands phone to Iron Man*

Iron Man: "Don't need to have her breathing fire at me. Literally." *Iron Man leaves the table to make his phone call*

Thor: "So Superman, thy heard that thou almost destroyed thou's city?"

Superman: " Why are talking like that? Are you some kind of Shakespeare role playing person?"

Wolverine: "He always gets to talking that way after a few brewskies, bub."

Wonder Woman: *sits up quickly with finger pointed towards the sky* "Heeeeyyy, I like bubbles, leave them al...." *her head bobs down and she falls back asleep*

*Iron Man returns to the table*

Wolverine: " So what's the damage? She going to think you've fallen off the wagon?"

Iron Man: "Ha! I built the wagon! And remade it into a weapon!! Go, go wagon ...."

Thor: "Thou uses too many machines. This whilst probably be trouble for thou one day."

Iron Man: "Nonsense Thor, in fact I am working on robotic assistants! Ultron bots for the world one day!"

Superman: "You know, we used to have robot assistants back on Krypton. Just think about it, they could help you order, especially when ordering delicious pancakes now at IHOP!" *smiles and winks at no one in particular*

Wolverine: "I don't like robots, I have a sneaky suspicion they're going to be coming after me in the future. Like they're going to fry me to my bones."

Superman: "That's what she said! Hahaha!"

Iron Man: "Nonsense Wolvie, two of my best friends are robots."

Thor: "Aye, tis time to take my leave. Jane Foster says I must take her to some arty thing. Unfortunately, thy must also make accommodations for her friend, Darcy."

Superman: "That's what she said...? Oh come on guys don't go yet, your going to miss this nerdy reporter come in here and challenge me. We'll fight it out in that junkyard next door. You know, in front of the place where you can get a cool ICEE, Seven-Eleven." *again another smile and wink to no one in particular*

*Wolverine, Iron Man, and Thor exit together at once, leaving Superman and Wonder Woman at the table.*

Wonder Woman: *jolts awake quickly* "Ice Cream!" *she falls back to sleep, slumping over with loud slam as her head slams onto the table*

Superman "Hmm, I wonder what Batman's up to."

*the door opens wide revealing the afternoon light. In the doorway stands Clark Kent.*

Clark Kent: *pointing at Superman* "You!!!!!!"

Superman: "Oh, man...."