G.I.Joe: The Rise of Cobra Review by Ben Read

G.I.Joe: The Rise of Cobra Review by Ben Read

So after all the early criticism and rumours of Stephen Sommers being fired how does Hasbro’s latest attempt at marketing movies based on toys fare?...well actually it could emerge as the summers best blockbuster.

Review Opinion
By CBMcontributor - Aug 06, 2009 12:08 PM EST
Filed Under: G.I. Joe

After a summer of watching giant robots do all the action its refreshing to watch a film that is neither a sequel nor a remake (well sort of) filled with real live humans and a stunning view of Sienna Millers cleavage through 99% of the film. Much like the hype created in 2007 when our eyes were graced with the iconic Megan Fox bending over the hood scene in transformers, Sienna Millers leather cat suit is sure to recreate that kind of attention.

Until I watched this movie never have I thought a director could match the king of action himself, Michael Bay. Stephen Sommers not only matches Michael Bay’s ridiculous action scenes but also makes them more watchable. One of the more appealing aspects of the action scenes in this film is the fact that you don’t find yourself squinting and scratching your head trying to figure out who is punching who and what the hell is going on.

The film constantly uses flashbacks to piece together elements of the storyline and although many are predictable, to someone who isn’t initially a fan like me this film holds many surprises and twists. It is a breath of fresh air to walk into a summer blockbuster that is not yet another over-inflated action sequel Hollywood is forcing down everyone’s throats and be completely and utterly blown away.

Normally it would take the likes of Heath Ledgers first scene in The Dark Knight to give me goosebumps but one action scene in this film did that for me. This scene is the chase scene through Paris, anyone who has seen trailers for the film will know the outcome of the scene but the build up truly is the definition of action films for me now. This films bumblebee which of course is Snake eyes adds a certain heart to the film through his conflict with Storm Shadow and his brilliant body language by Ray Park accounting for his yet again lack of speech (poor guy).

Although this film does have its flaws with Marlon Wayans trying way too hard to be funny (saying that I did find his ‘bust a cap’ line hilarious in the final act). Brendan Fraiser’s very brief cameo is cool if not a not a little stupid in a role reminiscent to the less flattering parts of Sylvester Stallone’s career. Even to a non-fan (until this film) the tag line references are unmistakeable such as ‘knowing is half the battle’ and ‘Yo Joe’ which were a little too much. Admittedly Joseph Gordon Levitt’s real American heroes’ line was a nice touch.

Based on advertising Christopher Ecclestons Mccullen/Destro is being billed as lead villain but does not deserve that credit compared to Joseph Gordon Levitt’s Darth Vader of performances. Indeed after the film his character is up there with the likes of Davros and Darth Vader purely because of Josephs convincing performance and sinister take on ‘The doctor/Cobra Commander’.
So there you have it, a review from a newcomer to the franchise and it has left me with high hopes for a sequel from the much open ended film. A summer blockbuster that delivers in every way it should. With adrenaline filled action sequences that beats transformers largely ridiculous and over the top scenes but doesn’t match the intelligence of the likes of Public Enemies.

5/5 Stars

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sadmamba
sadmamba - 8/6/2009, 1:45 PM
let's see...i'll give this movie a chance..
shibazz
shibazz - 8/6/2009, 1:46 PM
yeah right, it stil aint the GI Joe that i wanted to see. so i will watch it and be dissapointed that it is not what i wanted to see , but here is to hoping it is at least good. But honestly what dumb ass would ever compare Joe Gordon Levitt to Darth VAder. dumb azz!
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 8/6/2009, 2:02 PM
I TOLD YOU ALL!!!

DARK HORSE OF THE SUMMER BABY!!! ; D

Great article! ; )
superdog
superdog - 8/6/2009, 2:05 PM
studio shrill.....no one has come close to writing a review this positive so im not buying it. if it was this good they would have screened it for critics.
CrookedJaw
CrookedJaw - 8/6/2009, 2:06 PM
I knew this wouldn't dissapoint. I'll admit I had my doubt, but I had a hopeful spirit, but now I'm super excitd, gunna go see this bad boy tonight!
GUNSMITH
GUNSMITH - 8/6/2009, 2:28 PM
EVERYONE WANTED TO HATE ON THIS MOVIE...ME AND LEE WERE SAYING IT NEEDED THE BENIFIT OF THE DOUBT..SEE..?
CorndogBurglar
CorndogBurglar - 8/6/2009, 2:34 PM
oh man i hope this movie is awesome, lol. just so all the people that judged it can enjoy the taste of their feet. but then again, there are people who are going into it without an open mind, so they won't like it no matter what...

but at the same time, superdog may have a point!
superdog
superdog - 8/6/2009, 2:35 PM
i hear ya corndog.
RockerAnt
RockerAnt - 8/6/2009, 2:39 PM
sounds like bs, it even mentions TDK come on this is bs
TheGuillotine
TheGuillotine - 8/6/2009, 2:45 PM
5 out of 5?

Really?

So this is like Godfather good?
Or Spiderman good?

I'm still seeing it but let's be honest about this.
Gratuitous Sienna Miller hot pic:

LEEE777
LEEE777 - 8/6/2009, 2:56 PM
DELLA @ KISS MY A$$! (and the SHEEP are ackle lovers)

; D

Oh and WORTHINGTON FOR CAP!!!

GUNSMITH @ You da man!!!

Gul @ very nice!!! ; )

DARK HORSE!!!
starscream4president
starscream4president - 8/6/2009, 3:05 PM
I hope the haters get their shit pushed in with no vaseline by this one. Dark Horse of the summer my ass.
GI Joe will rock.
theeambassador
theeambassador - 8/6/2009, 3:20 PM
snake eyes= bumble bee, king of action, the baroness wears a tight suit, yep i'm sold! marlon wayans... i only hope it's not a toal piece of shit and i'll be satisfied with my ticket purchase... low hopes for this 1 but hopeful and open minded... yo joe!
loganaspatch
loganaspatch - 8/6/2009, 3:40 PM
marlon does better then the guy that plays duke .. [frick] is his name?

but yeah awesome movie i havent seen terminator salvation but ill rank joe up there with transformers 2 as summer must see's and wolverine somewhere at the bottom,

yeah im still bashing it !
theeambassador
theeambassador - 8/6/2009, 4:07 PM
up there with tf2? marlon wayans did anything better than anybody in any movie?... sir i'm trying to keep an open mind. you've all but told me to run screaming in the other direction
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 8/6/2009, 4:11 PM
LOGAN @ I don't blame you man! FOX fricked up!!!

With all their MILLIONS how hard was it to make WOLVERINE instead of a movie called BORIGINS???

By the way, i didn't mind TERMINATOR 4, it was pretty entertaining! ; )

Cant wait for JOE!!!

fastracer
fastracer - 8/6/2009, 4:11 PM
5/5 stars sounds good to me. Can't wait.
superdog
superdog - 8/6/2009, 4:34 PM
Lee77@ I liked slavation as well and I might like Joe. I will admit if I do. But very few movies should get 5 out of 5 so I'm very suspicious about this
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 8/6/2009, 5:01 PM
I don't think it'll be 5 out of 5 lol!

4 out of 5 will do me!!! ; )

Only movie ive seen which is WATCHMEN that is 5 out of 5 this year!

An BORIGINS 1 out of 5 with WARZONE! : (
superdog
superdog - 8/6/2009, 6:08 PM
I agree on the watchman. I would give wolvie about a 2.5. Transformers maybe a 2. I jut really didn't like all the stupid humor. :)
TheGuillotine
TheGuillotine - 8/6/2009, 6:54 PM
@Lee

I still think Star Trek was the best movie this year.
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 8/6/2009, 7:00 PM
So this guy is saying Joe is as good as say, The Godfather then? Or Empire Strikes Back!

Pleeeeease. This movie is bad folks! Its very bad. Sienna Miller and Snake eyes are the only reasons to see it.

Oh and Cobra Commander= Darth Vader? Dude were you watching a different movie? The cinema i was in spent most of the time in fits of giggles every time that idiot was on screen!
MovieMisfit
MovieMisfit - 8/6/2009, 8:23 PM
I'm one of the few people on this site who didn't jump the gun and say this movie would suck [Granted I was only reading the site and not posting comments when the trailer first appeared]. I'm actually looking forward to seeing it, I didn't bother going to see the overhyped Transformers 2.
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 8/7/2009, 2:41 AM
OZY SUCKS!!!!

Just jokin' OZY heh heh heh! ; D

WORTHINTON FOR CAP PPL!!!
superdog
superdog - 8/7/2009, 8:27 AM
lee77@ this whole switchero youve done from lewis to worthington is amazing. honestly, completely amazing. :)
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 8/7/2009, 8:50 AM
No pooch, didn't you hear? He's said it a million times now! Lewis for unknown, Worthington for A list! Apparently the fact that Lewis was born for the role doesn't mean that much anymore!
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 8/7/2009, 11:06 AM
Super @ ; )

LEWIS FOR CAP!!! ; D

To be fair any actor would be better than c'ackles!

VALLEY, PITT, HARNETT, anyone!!!
superdog
superdog - 8/7/2009, 4:00 PM
my review is up. nothing too exciting, but check it out none the less :)
SnakeEyes
SnakeEyes - 8/8/2009, 9:41 AM
Good flick! Better than Wolverine, yes the Joe story sucked but the action was better.
retr0g0dfather
retr0g0dfather - 8/8/2009, 1:02 PM
Nice review at the top of the page. I agree with everything that was said. I'm just glad to see a review thats not bashing this film by a hardcore fan of the toys from the 80's.
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