How To Survive Zombiegeddon - Part 3

How To Survive Zombiegeddon -  Part 3

In this article I will take you through many of the weapons you'll find helpful when dealing with the zombie apocalypse, so you can slice, dice, smash, and blast your way through the legions of undead bastards with ease.

Editorial Opinion
By lanternstorm - Oct 08, 2012 03:10 PM EST
Filed Under: Horror

In my search on the internet for great Anti Zombie weapons, I found quite a few that would be worth their weight in gold during a Zombie Apocalypse. I also know of quite a few that would be quite handy and you probably have laying around your house as we speak.

The first weapon/ tool I'd like to show you guys is the Trucker's tool. I have to say, this would probably be the handiest tool you could have during a Zombie Apocalypse. Axe, pry bar, hammer, lever, and nail remover all in one. I'm actually gonna be buying this one to help with my Landscaping business in the next few months.




Next, The Tactical baby stroller. For when you're scavenging but can't hold on to your weapons and supplies all at the same time. Plus, if you have a child and have to choose between carrying them or defending with a weapon, now you don't need to choose you can do it all at one time.



This nifty lil weapon actually works and is the real life replica of the weapon from Gears of War. If you run out of ammo, you still have your chainsaw to fall back on.



Here are a few other weaponry images that would be great during the Zombie Apocalypse. I'm not gonna comment on each of them, I'll leave that up to each of you.



















Sorry if some of the pictures showed up twice, the computer is acting up.

In the next segment of "HOW TO SURVIVE ZOMBIEGEDDON!" I'll be bringing you even more weapons and assault vehicles... Until then Good Luck in the coming Zombie Apocalypse!
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lanternstorm
lanternstorm - 10/8/2012, 3:56 PM
I don't actually own these weapons AvengerFan... most of these are ones that I found on the internet. I do plan on getting a few of them though... the pictures at the bottom of me holding the sledge hammer and the one of me holding the ax are some of mine.
MisterMagurlypse
MisterMagurlypse - 10/8/2012, 4:53 PM
That one called the Truckers Tool, is that the actual name of it. Also, where could someone find one to purchase?

LOL at the baby stroller!!
lanternstorm
lanternstorm - 10/8/2012, 5:07 PM
I found it online and yeah i do believe it's the actual name of it.
lanternstorm
lanternstorm - 10/8/2012, 5:12 PM



actually I think it's called the Trucker's Friend just google search it.
MisterMagurlypse
MisterMagurlypse - 10/8/2012, 5:31 PM
Nice! It's MINE!!
Thanks Man, keep 'em comming!
But hurry, it seems that people are becoming more mindless day by day.
lanternstorm
lanternstorm - 10/8/2012, 5:35 PM
The next one will be posted tomorrow.
Darklypse
Darklypse - 10/9/2012, 8:38 AM
How about how to handle certain situations?
lanternstorm
lanternstorm - 10/9/2012, 10:58 AM
I will include that into a future article... This is going to be an ongoing series... eventually if I get enough response from this series, I may turn it into a full length book thicker than Max Brooks' survival guide. I'm going to include possible outcomes from a zombie apocalypse what in reality could actually create a zombie apocalypse, What the government's response to a zombie apocalypse could be, more survival tactics, situation training, how to guide for killing zombies, safest places to set up camp etc.
Darklypse
Darklypse - 10/9/2012, 11:58 AM
Take inspiration from the Walking Dead. I suppose living near an air force base I'm safe from an impeding Zombie apocalypse.
lanternstorm
lanternstorm - 10/9/2012, 12:21 PM
i'm watching as many zombie movies and shows as I can and drawing inspiration from all of them.
MadcapCarson1
MadcapCarson1 - 10/9/2012, 3:40 PM
My plan on surviving zombies is the roof top of the local Wal-mart. Everything you will need is 20feet down through a sky light. And that is were the kids come in handy, use them as yoyos to grab what you need.
lanternstorm
lanternstorm - 10/9/2012, 6:57 PM
lol... the newest article is currently online in the Featured section, and I'm currently working on the next article which I should have online tomorrow morning.
HarrisonBergeron
HarrisonBergeron - 10/9/2012, 9:40 PM
I want to see a survival suit. To me it seems so incredibly practical. Something to protect from scratches and to resist bites should be really easy.

Basically it would look a lot like the Nolan Batman suits. My early plans are to use armor like the stunting motorcycle riders wear. It would be topped off by a super moto full face helmet(they flip open differently) equipped with some kind of breathing redirection apparatus to seal the face off from "28" style infection.

The human body can only inflict so much damage, so when I see these folks in the documentaries fighting off zombies in t-shirts and khakis it just bugs me. With proper offensive and defensive protection you could nearly eliminate the threat posed by anything less than a horde.
lanternstorm
lanternstorm - 10/9/2012, 10:50 PM
Hey everyone, I'm currently working on combining 4 out of the first 5 articles (since part 3 made it on the HOME page so I can't copy it in edit mode) into a HOW TO SURVIVE ZOMBIEGEDDON Vol. 1 with a few additional features, to post at the end of the week. For anyone who's interested in reading all the articles on one page... I'm taking the rest of the week off and possibly the beginning of next week to prepare VOLUME 2 of HOW TO SURVIVE ZOMBIEGEDDON! Remember for updates etc. add me on facebook @

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