During my research online to continue my Zombiegeddon articles, I've come across a few interesting tip lists. Today, I will share some of those lists with you...
The first list comes from Jack Wallen The Zombie King on monkeypantz.net
Zombie Survival Tip: Shave your hair off. The less zombies can grab the better. Bald can be sexy, even in the apocalypse
Zombie Survival Tip: In the apocalypse, everyone must be agile and mobile. Don’t save things unless they can save you. zombies survival
Zombie Survival Tip: When in doubt, take out a leg. At least that way the undead can’t give chase. zombies don’t use crutches.
Zombie Survival Tip: Because most zombies have impaired sight, their hearing is heightened. Ninja quiet is the way. survival
Zombie Survival Tip: Any moan, no matter the situation, should be suspect. Coitus Interruptus is now fair game in the zombie apocalypse
Zombie Survival Tip: The double tap wastes bullets. Aim twice, shoot once – zombies go down!
Zombie Survival Tip: Twitter is the fastest way to let people know you’ve survived the zombie apocalypse. Zombies can’t type.
Zombie Survival Tip: In a pinch, cat/dog food will sustain you when the zombies come. And the taste doesn’t degrade when it’s stale.
Zombie Survival Tip: If ever trapped by a zombie in a Chinese restaurant, a chopstick through the eye is your fortune cookie outta there.
Zombie Survival Tip: Keep calm, breathe deep, aim for the forehead.
Zombie Survival Tip: If you want to step up to the batter’s plate on a zombie, use a cricket bat instead of a baseball bat.
Zombie Survival Tip: No matter what you think, those zombie arms aren’t sticking out to hug you! RUN!!!
Zombie Survival Tips: Everyone in your group should have a useful purpose Smokin hot is not such a purpose
Zombie Survival Tip: Double Tap applies when using a sword. The easiest assurance? Lop off the head.
Zombie Survival Tip: Never assume a shotgun to have an infinite amount of ammo. Reload frequently to remain alive.
If you would like to add others, feel free to post them in the comments section below.