Magdalena Movie Update

As long as they have snipers posted on the roof tops of the studio with the orders to "shoot on sight" regarding Uwe Boll, then I'm all for whatever they plan for it.

Just keep that cancer away from it.

Uwe has nothing to do with it, thank god. I'm just saying, even if Uwe is sitting up in his bed in the back of his van thinking "Hey, I can direct this."... Shoot him.
Anyone who looks like him, approaches the building, shoot them.

That bastard seems to get his mitts on small projects. Magdalena, I would consider, is a small project. So, I'm covering bases here by stating: Keep him away.

Yes, also, keep him away from Castlevania, as well as World of Warcraft and God of War.

Other than that, the movie is starting on good footing.

Kind of random to think of Uwe Boll, don't ya think?

Yeah, he's a terrible director.

And?

Oh yuea Shaman, one of the funniest movies to date. Steve Carell is hysterical. That whole movie just made me lagu until I cried, then laughed until I couldn't breathe. Awesome times.

Tuscon; I AM GL! How DARE YOU! Although, the Kingdom Come Hal Jordan pic is cool.

Everything Apatow touches turns to gold. I think Forgetting Sarah Marshall was my favorite.

Well Jackman ain't doing much right now, he could do a great GOW!!!

But to compare Ratner to Uwe Boll is pushing it dude. Boll PURPOSELY makes shitty movies because of his German tax fraud gimmick while Ratner still does great "directing" per say. Where he went wrong was "accepting" the shitty script for X3 but still filmed it well. Even though Singer and Ratner had their fair share of "faux pas", to compare them to a serial rapist like Boll is a hell of a stretch. I think in Ratner's case, the next Conan movie will actually set the picture straight for us. Either he blows our minds or he sinks beyond the point of no return. We'll see.

Oh and ION, i love your avatar but having "paralax" in your user name, it would be cool for you to have a "paralax" avatar :) That way even though tuscan has Hal as an avatar, you'll still be the more "kick ass" version of him. THE PSYCHO HAL!!!

Yea, but Ion being first I had to get a shot of Ion. Parallax is sweet, but I couldn't find a badass version of the 2 combined, which is really what I wanted. I guess I could go Kyle Rayner as Parallax...But somehow, that just loses cred, although he looked cool.

Maybe I overreacted by calling Ratner a rapist. I think all of these crazed fanboy reviews are getting to me. I actually like X3. But he could definetly not pull of a GOW movie.

But Hugh Jackman as Kratos? That(sorry) is an awful idea. Plus I think they already gave the role to Djimon Hounsou. He'll be good.

I was thinking Vin Diesel as Kratos. Get that gammy sumbitch back on track. The one his potential was going with "Pitch Black".

Then "decisions" happened and we got "Fast and Furious", "A Man Apart" and "The Pacifier"... what the hell?

God of War would have been good for him in getting some credibility back.

VIN DIESEL should be KRATOS, nuff said!!!

Your avatar is kickin, ION!!!