Ah, yes...Cyber-Monday. They say it is actually bigger than Black Friday which is crazy because most people have off on Friday while most have come back to work today. I guess everybody just shops around online and are reluctant to work! Hey, it's understandable...if you have access to a computer and nobody's checking your browser history, why not? Now that I'm done playing tempter, let me show you all of the wonderful things we have lined up for you! I guess I'm not done playing tempter yet. Sorry! You'll have to get John Constantine to get me out of here. I'm sure Matt Ryan could probably use the work. Poor fella.
So this Cyber-Monday, which I think celebrates the day the Terminators come back in time and eliminate any form of human resistance, SuperHeroStuff's continues to roll the deals! What do we have this time in order to appease both you and our brand new Skynet overlords? Well unfortunately we don't have human skull carpet for our mechanical masters as of yet (or some of you), but we have plenty of human amenities! Stuff like...you know...shirts, hoodies, mugs, socks, slippers, wallets, hats, beanies, pint glasses, swimsuits, towels (don't forget to bring a towel), and all sorts of other mind-bogglingly sweet gear.
Of course you'll see tons of awesome items over at SuperheroStuff but what of the deals...TELL ME OF THE DEALS! Whoa, simmer down now. I'm getting to that! We have a truly staggering amount marked down, up to 30%! On top of that, we also have a free t-shirt for those of you who spend seventy-five bucks(you get to pick), and if you make it to one-hundred bucks, you get free domestic shipping! There's several tiers of unstoppable sweetness for your bargaining pleasure right there folks. Don't make me send Carl Weathers.