There are some reasons for getting up for in the morning – coffee, a hot shower, because you need to go to work, because your mum thinks eleven in the morning is too late to sleep in, or perhaps you need to log onto a certain internet comic book movie website and slander each other due to apparent differences in the popularity of fictional characters. You know...those are all plenty good reasons for getting up in the morning, but I'm here to show you a different path...one laden with the power of the Dark Side! I guess that still means you guys can troll each other. Hooray!
So what, pry tell, could possibly be this new reason for getting up, for greeting the day with the Force? Well, we got two options for you...The Star Wars Waffle Maker and the Star Wars Toaster! See, I knew I was going to be able to get you guys on board...specially when I said you can still hate on each other. The fantastic Star Wars Waffle Maker will take your batter and imprint the prolific visage of the Dark Lord of the Sith. No more will people lose faith in your outdated and sorcerous breakfasts. I mean, they didn't lose faith normally because you threatened them with throat-massages but now you'll be good just by virtue of the equipment. Pretty sweet deal!
Of course if the Waffle-Maker isn't quite your cup of tea, we also have the super cool Star Wars Toaster! Looking just like Darth Vader's helmet, this great toaster will imbue the Star Wars logo onto your toast. Couldn't really ask for more than that, now can you? Actually, you probably can. Some of you guys are professional trolls so I should probably chose my words a bit more carefully. All I can say is don't shoot the messenger and simply bask in the presence of these great ways to augment your kitchen with Star Wars. Certainly beats trying to get a bit to eat at the Mos Eisley Cantina that's for damn sure.