Looking back on Punisher: War Zone

Looking back on Punisher: War Zone

Warning, I will nerd out horribly here.

Review Opinion
By Anthony1992 - Feb 24, 2011 01:02 PM EST
Filed Under: Punisher: War Zone
Source: ComicBookMovie.com

To start off, When I was little, Punisher was a huge deal to me. I had an uncle who started me off on comics at 6 years old and one of the first things he showed me was Punisher. I thought he was the coolest comic book character next to Daredevil and Rorschach (My top 3). Then a little bit of time later I saw the Dolph Lundgren film, and as a little kid who knew nothing about production value, I thought the movie was amazing. But let's fast forward to 2008.

Based on the trailer, I thought War Zone was going to be amazing. It was obviously based on the MAX series, Ray Stevenson had the look, lots of guns, lots of blood. I was too psyched to start picking at it like I would with any other CBM. But things hit a downward spiral once I got 5 min into it.

First of all, what kind of military officer, when faced with a bunch of enemies who are WAY less experienced with a firearm than himself is going to hang down from a chandelier and start shooting in every direction? As cool as it looked, it's simply not practical or realistic in any way. I would have much preferred to see the way it should have happened where he lures everyone out to the yard rigged with claymores and starts blasting them with an M-60.

Another issue is characters. It's probably my biggest issue. See, I love Ennis'MAX series and I love the character depth. You really feel like you know everyone and each person has a motivation. This movie, everyone is just there, doing everything with no motivation at all and characters from every story arc are presented just as a cameo. Everything just feels rushed and melted together. When I first got news that they were doing a MAX influenced film I was excited to say the very least, I was hoping for Nicky Cavella or Finn Cooley but no. I got Jigsaw. A man who has a horses ass literally sewn onto his face. Really? Ink is a wuss and Pittsy is a fat guy that looks like he should have gotten cast as Larry from the first arc. Wayne Knight plays Micro. I wouldn't have an issue with that if they did it right. They made him a stupid comic relief and a nerd. Maginty is in here too, which is fine, there is no issue with him there, I just wish that they would have put Finn in too. and we also have Cristu and Tiberiu Bulat. What the hell? Fine, I can see the down play on Cristu's part but on Tiberiu? He's supposed to be a hardcore war monger that... whatever. Last, they're not even supposed to be Russian. Castle, I will not complain about however, I believe Stevenson did as good as a job that he could with what he was given and I believe with a better script and director, he should be given a 2nd chance.

The last thing is the plot. There's so many holes. If this movie were a woman, I'd be the happiest person I'd be the happiest person in the world. Why does Castle walk and run everywhere? He's walking through New York with his gun in plain sight and no one says shit, Jigsaw just happens to be connected with everyone and can get whatever he wants, but can't get a decent facial reconstruction. Anyway, all in all. I watch this movie from time to time because it's supposed to be a MAX adaptation. It's a limbo film to me, it's not good but it's not so horrible I'll never watch it again. Thanks for reading my first article all, hope it wasn't as bad as the film.

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klove
klove - 2/24/2011, 2:08 PM
I'll admit my nerdiness up front as well... I don't know why I signed up with this username, but my name's Kevin and I'm from GlobalPunisherArmy.com.

I think it has to be said, it is becoming embarrassing to see these stories make it to google news. I think it's great that the opinions are still out there and people have views but maybe it's time to be a little honest... is this news? I can hear the outcry now, "editorials are news!" Okay, fair enough. So ask yourselves, does this article (or any of the 1700 like it) feature an opinion relevant to anything going on at the moment? Is it even written well enough for broad public consumption?

Get on Facebook and write things like this. Post it in a forum. Tell it to your friends on instant messengers. Go back to 2001 and post it on Live Journal, wherever. But in this format these articles are nonsense.
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 2/25/2011, 5:10 AM
Excellent review dude!

PUNISHER WH@REZONE was a PURE INSULT!

Horrible movie... no real Punisher fan likes this!

Pretty much like BORIGINS, and the up and coming FIST A$$ = sh1Te!


BIG THUMBS!

LEEE777
LEEE777 - 2/25/2011, 5:20 AM
P.S. They should neve of killed MICRO in his first screen outing, F'ing's woman movie! : P
CorndogBurglar
CorndogBurglar - 2/25/2011, 9:53 AM
@ Klove

no this isn't news. notice how its posted in the reviews section? get over it, Punisher War Zone sucked.
klove
klove - 2/25/2011, 12:26 PM
@CorndogBurglar

It's about it being on google news, that's what's ridiculous. And I'm sorry you have no taste. But not accounting for that, I can't figure out why you people are so insecure that you have to keep bagging on this movie two years later. I think I've got some pretty good reasons to say that it's time to move on, chief.
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