We actually weren't going to do a Suicide Squad sale but then Jared Leto Joker showed up and showered us with gifts. When I say 'showered with gifts' I am actually referring to dead animals and...um...'used' things. I'm kind of prohibited from writing that but that's because of company policy and what-have-you. Any-who, we aren't nearly as dedicated as Jared Leto but his enthusiasm for all things Suicide Squad is definitely apparent. How can we share that kind of love with you guys without attracting the attention of the CDC and blacklights?
Well, it turns out that we are actually a super hero store! That means we have all sorts of access to a wide array of fantastic items related to people like Batman, Superman, Wolverine, Captain America, Spider-Man, Star Wars, Star Trek, Hulk, Thor...you name it! However, I would ask that you guys stop asking us to sell Zack Snyder's home address. We know you guys are passionate but that sort of thing would probably make us an accomplice to murder or assault or something like that. Hey, don't look at me like that...I said you were passionate!
So, what we are going to do? How about a freakin' sweet Suicide Squad sale! What does the sale include? How about all of our Suicide Squad stuff marked down up to 25%, a 15% discount on the entire order regardless of what you are getting, AND a free shirt just for spending 59 bucks! What sort of magic word do you need to use? Well, besides the word 'please' you just need to use the code SQUAD15 at checkout! At that point you would have tapped into the inner craziness of both the Suicide Squad and SuperheroStuff and your order will become so much more powerful. SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL!
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